
The Last Winter shows how drilling in ANWR could end the world
The Last Winter is a cautionary tale about the dangers of drilling in ANWAR. No not global warming, or oil spills but a dangerous and mysterious disease called TLW Disease. It can cause airplanes to crash, ghost dinosaur attacks, homicide, suicide and will basically bring about the end of the world.
Take heed the 2006 blockbuster film which grossed just over $33,190 dollars illustrates the catastrophic perils involved with drilling in ANWAR.
Beware of Ghost Dinosaurs |
You know you’re having a bad day or watching a terribly stupid movie when someone close to you is carried off by a Retard Survival Tip:
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The Last Winter Disease Effects Automobiles |
People are not the only victims of this mysterious disease unlocked by drilling in the arctic. Bulldozers, trucks and snowmobiles all fall victim to the possibly gas emissions released by drilling on the dinosaur cemetery. Some vehicles have their oil spill out and others simply won’t start. Retard Survival Tip:
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TLW Disease Spread by Human Contact |
When our lone survivor Abby is rescued and taken to a hospital over a hundred miles away she apparently carries The Last Winter or TLW Disease Retard Survival Tip:
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TLW Disease Causes Fatal Nose-Bleeds |
![]() can cause uncontrolled nose bleeds for some unknown reason. Our e-mail impaired Elliot Jenkins ignores uncontrolled nose bleeds early on in the movie only to lock the door and go to sleep without seeking medical attention. Retard Survival Tip:
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TLW Disease Brings Down Airplanes |
TLW Disease is apparently airborne and causes airplanes to crash barbecuing three victims. Somewhat disturbingly the foreman pins his escape plan on getting 10 people into the tiny four person Cessna 172 (but the movie was on a limited budget). Retard Survival Tip:
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‘Disease’ Causes Homicidal Behavior |
The strategy of "mainstreaming" is to put children who can’t keep up with grade level work in the class with functioning students. Across the country teachers are spending a huge percentage of their time slowing down their curriculum to try to keep these slower students up with the rest of the class. In Europe there is a college bound tract and a trade school tract where children who aren’t college material are taught valuable trade skills. Retard Survival Tip:
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TLW Ran Out of Money |
At the end of the movie our lone survivor emerges from her abandoned hospital room to here thumping noises. You can tell the camera starts to pan back to reveal the city she is staring at only to abruptly cut to black. It’s pretty obvious the movie was aiming for one of those 28 Days Later city in ruins shots but lacked the budget. Retard Survival Tip:
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Dinosaurs Really are Related to Birds |
Scientists have long theorized that dinosaurs somehow evolved into modern day birds. This movie finally puts the debate on that and drilling in ANWAR to rest. Specifically crows are most closely related to dinosaurs. These crows have something to do with the TLW disease, have somehow developed an immunity to live in the Arctic tundra. The crows subsist in the frigid temperatures by consuming the numerous human victims of the TLW disease.
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Dinosaurs Have Antlers |
A giant herd of caribou like dinosaurs with antlers reveals what only a few brave scientists have theorized. This herd appears as wind to the uninfected only to appear and kill their victims once infected by the disease. Retard Survival Tip:
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Test Well Small is Small Box |
Originally the movie was going to be shot in the grassy forests of Alaska. When ANWAR became more relevant filming was moved further north and one early shot was left in showing the test well much further south in a grassy area. Retard Survival Tip:
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A Trailer for the sort of possible future documentary / Horror movie ‘The Last Winter’
One Response to “The Last Winter shows how drilling in ANWR could end the world”

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