10 Reasons why we should have known Will Smith was gay
A former Hollywood Madame claims Will Smith has hired male prostitutes from her for years. Most believed the blockbuster actor was happily married, but were there signs we should have picked up on?
| Tom Cruise Connection | ||
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Will Smith’s awkward public hugging episodes with similarly closeted Tom Cruise should have raised red flags. Maybe Scientology is into swinging both ways if you know what I mean… | 1 |
| Softest Rap Star in History | ||
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For Will Smith’s music to sound any softer he would have to bathe in Vagisil and wear flowers. Simply put he’s is the black Barry Manilow of rap music. | 2 |
| Kissed Letterman | ||
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When Will Smith kissed David Letterman many thought it was a joke – but this photo clearly shows Will working in some tongue there. | 3 |
| Pre-Brokeback Mountain | ||
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Before there was Brokeback Mountain there was Wild Wild West with Will Smith, in many ways Brokeback was far less gay. | 4 |
| Overly Muscular Wife / Beard | ||
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Straight men normally are not attracted to women who look ripped like Bruce Lee from enter the Dragon. If Jada Pinkett were any more muscular she’d have to be packing her own dragon. | 5 |
| Effeminate Gestures | ||
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The ‘Fresh Prince’ is a little to eager to make effeminate gestures like this unexplainable picture. | 6 |
| Enjoys Performing Topless | ||
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Recently only Jenna Jamison has appeared topless more often in movies. | 7 |
| HANCOCK | ||
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The superhero movie Hancok’s original title was Everyman only Smith demanded the name be changed to something with cock in it prior to agreeing to star in it. | 8 |
| Awkward Marriage | ||
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Will Smith is constantly making awkward displays of affection to Jada Pinkett in public eerily reminiscent of Michael Jackson and Priscilla Presley. | 9 |
| Demanding Prima Donna | ||
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The action star is well known as being a demanding pre madonna on the set of his movies. Before shooting each day he demands both he and his dog fluffums each have a pedicure before filming can begin. | 10 |
The unidentified woman claims that Smith, who has two children with wife Jada Pinkett Smith, “placed his order” for a man after he trusted that she could “guarantee discretion.”
"I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”
Smith has not commented on the allegations.
For all we know this whole rumor is B.S. however in the finest tradition of internet reporting we are jumping to conclusions and running on unsubstantiated rumors just like Dan Rather at CBS. The guy does have kids and is married, but so were Rock Hudson, Richard Gere and Liberace.
Posted By: Jerome Aronson
News Category: Celebrity, News, Retarded
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10 reasons why you should have known Will Smith was gay?
You still don’t it. Unidentified madames aren’t exactly exemplars of honesty. Richard Gere gay? When did he come out? Easy enough to talk about the dead, who were gay, and mix them up with you-don’t-know stars.
And so what if Smith is? This is worth a web page? Please! Grow up!
As for your website name, think about why you chose it.
why iz will kissing dat guy
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAT WAS TOO FUNNY BUT HEY YOU NEVER KNO!! LOL
i love JPS so i must be gay
Softest Rap Star in History? so the guy didnt talk nonsense about degrading women killing people and selling drugs. hes a funny, easy-going guy and it reflects in his music.
Kissed Letterman? i myself have kissed another male (i am male) because im confident with my sexuality and it was generally a j-o-k-e (something will smith makes ALOT of.) *which also explains the point effiminate gestures*
Enjoys Performing Topless? if i had a body like that hell i would never leave my house with a top again
i think “retardzone” needs to learn how to take a joke, the guys a comedian a talented actor and extremely nice dude.
(p.s: JADA IS F*CKING HOT, IF I COULD MARRY HER I WOULD TODAY!)
kidnyomi is a ledge.
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you my friend, referring to the person who posted this.. just got fully OWNED by chai. and your clearly the ****.. cos i’m guessing that in order to come up with all this bull**** it would of took you a pretty long time, meaning you would of had to do longggggggg research on will smith to come up with this waste. so to some it up I GUESS YOUR A ****. PURE STALKING WILL SMITH OVER THE INTERNET & YOU DONT EVEN LIKE HIM, DUDE, THATS SAAAAAAAAD
that is all. kbye, go suck your pops
*chai smith is ledge* just saying <3
Just because a man performs rapping wit out cussing and performs wit out a shirt don’t mean nun. This is bull****
this is BULLSH*T .. the media always got sum crazy way of twisting ish around for its benefit…this actually isnt funny what so ever….why the HECK are people even taking the time out to start problems for Will Smith and his family…..yall are supper dumb
seriously! who complains about will being topless in every film?! definately not me! this man would still be sexy if he was gay.
Liberace was never married.
This would make me the happiest boy on earth!!! Will Smith has ALWAYS been my favorite actor and the sexiest man alive. If he’s had sex with men, damn I could die a happy ****.
How can a man who marrie 4 13years be gay? Wow ppl just like 2 talk ****,a good lookin guy will be gay come on nw ppl say something different n his wife most be stupid 4 saying that.
All those things said doesn’t prove a darn thing weather someone is gay or straight. Also by the looks nothing has been proved either. To me he is a good actor and that’s all I really care about.
Will Smith always maintained that false affectation to deceive us all into thinking he’s a ladies’ man, when in actuality, he’s gay as sin, like any other man who’s raised without the real benefit of a father. Was it coincidence that a physically buff Alfonso Ribeiro regularly appeared on “The Fresh Prince” (like Jazz was his “true” sidekick), whom he practically spent more time with instead of the “honies” he bragged about and surrounded himself with? And is it any wonder why he never made it past first base with them, even on a TV show? ‘Nuff said.
Luther Vandross always thought he was God’s Black gift to women, too; we should have known better that he died as he lived, as a homosexual. Liberal Hollywood has always embraced homosexuality in all forms; therefore, it’s finally time for the Fresh Prince to out himself, because he loses more of his personal identity!
will smith CANNOT BE GAY!!!