Chimpanzees are the most closely related animals to man, and perhaps because of that they practice horrors normally associated only with man. Outside of building cars and belching carbon dioxide these little monsters are worse than animals. Here are just some of the crimes they practice and just some of the reasons they should all be hunted down and killed.
Archive for March, 2009
Natasha Richardson became the latest high profile celebrity to die while famous and skiing. While it may be safer than drving, bicycling, or swimming there is sometimes blood on the ice (especially if you’re trying to combine any other sports like Micheal Kennedy).
We’ve all wondered why this month’s celebrity diva / public train wreck Rihanna didn’t leave her teenage abuser Chris (the girl beater) Brown. The answer could be as simple as many women stay with their abusers out of love or insecurity or something far more sinister and we’re willing to buy into pretty much any conspiracy theater floating on the web, and a few we just made up.