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Archive for April, 2009

Eco-friendly vibrator helps save environment one crank at a time

Eco-friendly friendly VibratorBatteries create a whole host of problems for our struggling planet from zinc which is extremely polluting to mine, to their manufacture and disposal issues. So that’s why the green company earth angel ‘comes’ in to make the planet a little better for everyone with the world’s first environmentally friendly vibrator…
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Interactive Springfield Map

Springfield MapUntil someone locates the city of Springfield from the Simpsons on Google Maps we will have to go to this online map. The detailed map has a sort of street view feature showing still frames from the show for all the major locations in Springfield.
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Air Force One attacks New York City

Air Force OneIn a “photo-op” that caused panic and office evacuations Air Force One buzzed low over the New York skyline causing panic throughout the city. The world’s most expensive corporate jet flew over ground zero at only a thousand feet of the ground trailed by fighter jets.
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Muppet’s Eleven

Muppets EvelvenI assumed that Oceans Eleven was a chick film and ignored like anything that would show up on the Lifetime Channel. An all Muppets version of the recycled heist film would get me into the theater though…
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Top 10 Swine Flu conspiracy theories

Swine Flu Conspiracy Theories The entire world is gripped by the outbreak of the human form of swine flu, which the number of suspected swine flu cases in Mexico has climbed to 1,614, including 103 deaths. Our team of scientists, doctors, researchers and janitorial staff have come up with the 10 most likely sources for the virus AKA conspiracy theories.

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Leaked CIA document reveals new procedures to replace coercive techniques

New Interrogation Methods CIA methods at Guantánamo Bay included“coercive management techniques” for possible use on prisoners, including “sleep deprivation,” “prolonged constraint,” and “exposure.” Recently leaked CIA documents detail new interrogation methods that will replace the harsher methods used by the previous administration.

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Techno Intelligence charging Mac users $200 tax

$200 dollar Mac TaxMy friend’s sister needed a new laptop and was pricing out a Sony she saw at Costco for $1,199 and I went to Amazon to check it out. Not only was it double the price but was showing different prices on different computers out of some horrible attempt at computer racism or charging a stupid tax on Mac owners. (more on Macs because Mac people can afford it or are just used to paying more for computers). Continue Reading »

Humorless Apple pulls Baby Shaker iPhone game

iPhone Baby ShakerApple didn’t have the corporate resolve to keep one of the more entertaining games in it’s App Store. The “Baby Shaker” application let potential abusive parents to practice shaking their crying babies quiet.
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Celebrities giving the gift of death

Celebrity gifts that killed Getting an expensive car, race boat or airplane from a celebrity may seem like a perfect gift but it could wind up costing you your life. Here are the top 10 celebrity gifts, the givers, and the rest of their sad story.

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Literal music video from Red Hot Chili Peppers

Literal Music VideoHere is a literal version of their famous Red Hot Chili Peppers under the bridge song that actually matches the video. Maybe if more drugged out hippies musicians would lay off the drugs for a few days their videos might make a little more sense like this one.
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