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Top 10 Swine Flu conspiracy theories

Swine Flu Conspiracy Theories The entire world is gripped by the outbreak of the human form of swine flu, which the number of suspected swine flu cases in Mexico has climbed to 1,614, including 103 deaths. Our team of scientists, doctors, researchers and janitorial staff have come up with the 10 most likely sources for the virus AKA conspiracy theories.

Baxter / Drug Makers

Baxter Corporation makes the only cure for the Swine Virus and is facing massive layoffs and a sea of red ink. Like all evil corporations in movies they are behind the whole evil plot to make money in a massive conspiracy that goes all the way to the top.

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TV Networks

Sagging TV News ratings and plummeting ad revenues are already forcing massive layoffs. Without a huge increase in ratings TV news could go the way of the newspaper. Using press passes they got access to government labs with the virus and spread the virus using their Mexican affiliates.

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Anti-Immigration Forces

With democrats moving forward on legalizing illegals, anti-immigration forces had no options left. The flu will close the borders once and for all, and reduce the population trying to get over the border in one ‘final solution’.

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Finally sick of Humans enslaving their animal brothers PETA launched the outbreak hoping to end meat production once and for all. Part of their endmeat strategy that included the bird flu and mad cow people will swear off meat for good.

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Al Qaeda

This almost makes a lot of sense, Mexico is much easier to attack and Muslims hate pigs. With Mexicans working everywhere they are literally the modern day rat capable of spreading plague across the planet of infidels.

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George Bush

With the democrats in control the 9/11 Mastermind had lots of time on his hands. Watching all of the positive Obama coverage finally pushed him over the edge and he used his Haliburton ties to launch the secret Mexican attack.

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Surgical Mask Producers
Like General Motors surgical mask producers were sitting on huge inventories and facing bankruptcy. Unlike GM they had easy access to medical supplies and the medical expertise necessary. The outbreak could lead to the largest manufacturing runs for surgical masks in world history.

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Drug Cartels

With a standing army nearly the same size as the government the drug cartels lack the heavy artillery to finish off the Mexican Army.The cartels have the money, resources and reason to launch this outbreak.

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Labor Unions
Labor unions with employees costing dozens of times more than their Mexican counterparts go on the offensive and spread the virus. In a desperate bid for survival against third world workers millions of extra dollars in union dues towards the project.

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Anti-Catholic Forces

Catholicism is on the verge of dying out — everywhere except for Mexico. Without the faithful Mexicans Catholic churches across the country would be empty. Anti-Catholic forces realize this and realize the only way to close the churches was to attack them at their source (Mexico) like killing vampires.

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With rising costs and a looming recession a splinter group from the American Medical Association released the disease to save their expensive cars and homes from foreclosure. Once news of the swine flu hit the cable news the treatable disease would put anyone with a cough or a temperature in the doctor’s office.

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

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119 Responses to “Top 10 Swine Flu conspiracy theories”

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  2. A very lame attempt to ridicule ANY alternative reasoning as to where it comes from and why now.

    Outlander on 28 Apr 2009 at 1:18 am
  3. Jerome do really belive the trash you posted?

    goro on 28 Apr 2009 at 2:52 am
  4. you must be a retard to think people with lots of money have your best interests in their minds, despite them telling you so…

    glenn D on 28 Apr 2009 at 10:27 am
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  7. I stand by any rumor spread by the janitorial staff, unless it smells like something that was spread somewhere where they were cleaning.

    Jerome on 28 Apr 2009 at 3:53 pm
  8. I fully believe PETA was behind the whole thing, the other 9 or 10 at least deserve further investigation in an appropriate venue like a congressional inquiry or an episode of destination truth.

    Jerome on 28 Apr 2009 at 3:55 pm
  9. i believe this was humanly engineered by the US government to boost falling drug sales! 40000 people in the US die every year of the common cold yet 1 single american dies of this so called swine flu there is masses of US camera crews all over the world as if the 3rd world war is under way,which this pretty much is.

    c goodwilly on 28 Apr 2009 at 5:58 pm
  10. DONT EDIT THIS!!! I don’t understand why you would think these are retarded. Do you really know every single thing that goes on in this world? Do you talk to obama personally, or the head of the cia,the ceo’s of baxter, or do you know any biochemist? …..you were bored and had nothing else to do than write this article…

    Cristian on 29 Apr 2009 at 12:45 am
  11. The truth is out there, and yes I am tight with the B-man.

    Jerome on 29 Apr 2009 at 12:50 am
  12. HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!! We all know that this flu came from the fact Kermit the Frog and Ms. Piggy had unprotected sex when they were on holiday in Mexico! DUH!!!!

    venicementor on 29 Apr 2009 at 12:16 pm
  13. I think its pretty obvious that the government (not the obama government….the real one) has caused the swine flu panic…either as a test of their pandemic response or to shift everybody’s attention away from something else….the evidence for me lies in the fact that swine flu is not that dangerous and the only reason we have so much panic is the mass media coverage…kind of like 9/11

    CuriousGeorge on 29 Apr 2009 at 1:29 pm
  14. Yes, it was Kermit the Frog and Ms. Piggy’s unprotected sex in Mexico ! Venicementor knows, ’cause s/he was there, and so was I. :) OINK OINK.

    Nel on 29 Apr 2009 at 9:31 pm
  15. If this swine flu virus was truly cultured in laboratory and was intentionally released to achieve the desired results like depopulation and at the same time huge profit gains, etc…, are these people or group of people immune to this kind of new strain of virus?

    Pete on 29 Apr 2009 at 11:28 pm
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  17. Nice list. Maybe they’re all true!

    kernelofwisdom on 30 Apr 2009 at 10:22 am
  18. Look at FEMA Camps on YouTube!!!!

    Jepeta on 30 Apr 2009 at 10:16 pm
  19. This should be called Top 10 Strawman Theorys of a Guy Who Argues In A Condesending Way.

    No credible person will argue any of these supposed conspiracy theorys the way they are stated.
    The only possible culprit who has the abality to manufacture viruses is the one theory that you neglected to mention on your list, Government. The writer obviously believes that the Government is controlled by Democrats and Replubicans and could never work against the people.
    The truth is the U.S. Government, like all Governments, is controlled by rich people. And all of history shows this to be true.
    But of course to believe this is retarded.

    Ben on 01 May 2009 at 1:13 am
  20. OK, I agree that most of the conspiracy theories can sound silly. But on the other hand, huge corporations with unlimited resources and allies in powerful positions (US Secretary of Defense) can do terrible things, especially when they see their profits shrinking. Have a look at this post http://www.blogondrugs.com/swine-flu/the-swine-flu-conspiracy/
    It justifies how ROCHE would benefit from this outbreak.

    Tassos on 01 May 2009 at 5:38 am
  21. Considering the track record of the U S government or who ever is pulling their strings, regarding the way the general population is routinely lied too & controlled by the media, i really don’t think a conspiracy of some sort is such an outlandish idea, especially when you consider that a lot of people will make a lot of money out of this just when America is about go bankrupt. You would have to be a retard not to ask questions! I SMELL A RAT.

    Iamnotasheep on 01 May 2009 at 6:20 am
  22. m8 you really dont have nothing to do with your life, do you really belive that this flu came out of noware, after the birds flu? The birds flu did nothing to humans, was very dificult to spread, it got instinct in almost a year, now that the existent tamiflu vaccines are expiring, the governments of all developed countries are using them, since they are proven “efficient”…. Hmmmm… 2 major epidemic flues in 3 years, now on another 3rd world country in an animal that can spread it easily, and also, the tamiflu works and the people that produce it can make millions and distribute them so fast that looks that all of this was already planned….
    yea right….
    this really looks like a lot of conspiracy to me, but label the peoples thoughts as retarded… after reading your very conservative “terrorist-like” opinions and stupid ideas, yea, my conspiracy really looks a lot better than yours

    paul on 01 May 2009 at 3:11 pm
  23. The conspiracy is with the Mexican Government in an effort to distract the people with the flu scare to cover-up the legalization of small amounts of pot, cocaine, herione, opium and other drugs, which was approved today by the Mexican legistlators. Who’s going to worry about what the lawmakers are doing, when everyone is worried about getting the flu (remember that there have been MANY deaths here). Read about it, investigate and let this serve as a wake-up call to ALL people to keep a close eye on their governments.

    EZ2BaTREE on 01 May 2009 at 5:29 pm
  24. My money is on Baxter. Wasnt it just dicovered that they mistakenly shipped live bird flu virus with vaccines to multiple countries some time in March? Mistake or not I find the timing interesting and the make up of this particular swine flu even more interesting. I.m not a conspiracy theorist but I believe it is possible for incompitant employees to break protocol… It happens all the time in the Medical community which is one reason malpractice insurance rates are so high!

    Beth on 01 May 2009 at 5:32 pm
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  26. I give retardzone.com 10 wheelchairs

    David G on 02 May 2009 at 2:00 pm
  27. Its a joke site. Retards.

    Apple on 02 May 2009 at 4:52 pm
  28. I agree that these conspiracies are retarded. But there must be a better symbol for the retard factor than the blue wheelchair symbol. What does walking have to do with it? In the wheelchair world, you are a bit retarded yourself.

    Paul on 04 May 2009 at 5:39 pm
  29. I never trusted the relationship between Miss Piggy & Kermit. I knew that sort of thing would end up causing global trouble

    Mumma Jen on 05 May 2009 at 8:26 pm
  30. Pigs are normally clean animals, but when force fed and raised in pig factories instead of farms like battery hens you will get diseases thriving and multiplying in all the **** that they dont know what to do with and then with all the hormones and antibiotics they pump into these pigs to try curb disease in unsanitary situations they create these superbugs that run out of pig hosts and mutate to a human communicable disease. Humans have freedom and can spread the disease much better to enable the longevity of the virus. Its in the viruses best interest to adapt to survive. Nothing too hard to believe about that.

    bonny on 06 May 2009 at 2:10 am
  31. If this virus is so contagious and meant to wipe out the catholics or the infidels or the mexicans, what secret weapon do these instigatorsa have to protect themselves from infection. From what I understand you can be a vegetarian in the UK and still catch it.

    bonny on 06 May 2009 at 2:13 am
  32. dude; i was laughing when i read this.. some of the people behind the conspiracies lack the intelligence to pull something massive like this off…

    the media didn’t do this purposley… but believe they had a field day with this story. basic scare tactic to assure themselves loyal viewers till it all blows over. people die of illness daily and no one runs around covering whatever killed thim. its ridiculous how spineless individuals we’ve become when it comes to adhering the media.

    jae on 06 May 2009 at 9:38 am
  33. I agree with CuriousGeorge in that its all a distraction. It hasn’t killed many more people than the normal flu.

    If you look, around 2 or 3 years ago, Mexico passed a law making personal amounts of drugs legal, in order to concentrate policing to real drug crimes not small personal users. Citizens of the US caused an uproar and the US pressured them to repeal. If you notice the same time all this swine flu hysteria is going on, they passed this law again, and its nowhere in our news. I think the law is a positive thing in the overall stance on reduction of drug use and drug related violence.

    Zane on 06 May 2009 at 6:23 pm
  34. Awesome Top 10 list, but the comments at the bottom are just… priceless. Thanks all for the laughs!

    Porky on 07 May 2009 at 8:42 am
  35. look, guys, there’s a new “pandemic” outcry every year, and it’s true, the government, the media and the doctors love it and exploit it. but you have to come to terms with the fact there are a lot of micro-organisms out there that we have never even heard of, and not every single one has been engineered by the people they profit to

    chicken harris on 07 May 2009 at 12:34 pm
  36. Everybody is missing the point – it’s not about the illness – it’s about the Governments and media. This, Bird Flu and Terrorism are just the current methods by which Governments see how much control they can wield over the media and by extension populations. Read 1984 or Fahrenheit 451 or look at what went on in Germany in the late 20’s/early 30’s.

    Soon, these ’emergencies’ will begin to merge together and we will be bombarded more and more by these ‘false emergencies’. Just as with terrorism we will give up freedom after freedom. Governments will take more control, Maybe it’s because they know we are running out of water, maybe because they know of a meteor that will hit the planet in 100 years, but in any event, when you look at the fact the media is happy to give this hyper coverage for a couple dozen mild flu victims at most in each western country, it is obvious that this is yet more training for the day when Governments decide to take all our freedoms away, and they are trying to do it in such a way that we will give them away gladly.

    Hitler was voted in as German Chancellor by a majority vote in a legal election. Remember that.

    In the last 20 years most western nations have become less democratic not more.

    So don’t worry where the virus came from. Worry about why the Government and media are so happy to go totally overboard about it.

    UK_John on 07 May 2009 at 1:03 pm
  37. Obviously Jerome is on to something here, or you all wouldn’t have posted to the site…

    Hoover on 07 May 2009 at 1:23 pm
  38. It’s the FLU people! Stay home, have some chicken soup and relax! Read the “Shock Doctrine” Ways for the individuals with hidden agendas to take control. Do you know that while the victims of the large Tsunami a year or so ago where burying their dead, the government sold their properties to major companies to build high rise resorts. Pay attention to what is going on – crisis allows the government and the greedy ones to do what they wish and by the time you realize what happened it’s too late. PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING ON!!!!

    US_LVF on 11 May 2009 at 3:45 pm
  39. Maybe its just gods way of killing mexicans…

    Mina on 12 May 2009 at 12:08 am
  40. No one has seemed to mention this as a possible theory.

    Problems facing the government at the moment: Illegal immigrants, especially Mexicans, unemployment, overloading of Medicare and Medicaid budgets, economic downturn causing a lot of home losses.


    Swine flu starting in Mexico removes a portion of illegal immigrants at source, and makes the rest undesirable aliens. The main risk in the US to legal residents is to those without healthcare or insurance, ie unemployed, illegal immigrants, homeless, therefore the ones showing in most of the problem areas above. If a large proportion of these categories are ‘removed’, the unemployment rate goes down, the cost of health care goes down, the illegal immigration rate goes down, the number of homeless goes down. Now, *there’s* a conspiracy theory.

    Brian on 12 May 2009 at 4:19 pm
  41. This is all too funny. Trust me, the culprits behind this don´t need the capacity to manufacture a new virus because the media does all the work for them! We were in Tokyo airport and Mexico City airport on the 30th April and Tokyo was way more hysterical and we got filmed by multiple TV station, in Mexico everyone was pretty chilled.

    Cheers to all the backpackers out there who are also having excellent photo opportunities with their face masks!!

    Damn that Miss Piggy and her illegitamate interspecies relationships.

    I survived Mexico City on 12 May 2009 at 9:30 pm
  42. This was engineered by the US. It was engineered from swine flu found in the US, and combined with the H1N1 because of human immunity, now where does bird flu fall in. By adding components of the H5N1 virus makes it easier for it to mutate when it is in a host that has both of them. Where is Bird Flu centralized? Asia once the mutation happens the US will close all borders. It is starting already with the beef up in Canadian border security. The US, NATO let the virus run its course among the world’s problem causers and bam no more war worries and hello New World Order.

    Jason on 13 May 2009 at 3:14 pm
  43. I just recently went to Puerto Vallarta and I must say dont believe the BS the America media outlet is dishing out. The same day the Swine Flu hit is the same day they legalized drugs in Mexico. America needs to know not to be scared and go to Mexico. Its a scare tactic, corruption by the goverments to make money. and the people who make drugs. Were making them rich!

    Leo on 15 May 2009 at 11:50 am
  44. this pig flu is man made to solve the unemployment crisis..kill off a few million and bobs your uncle, loads more jobs available, no more crisis, credit cruch dissapears lol hmmmmm

    Zoee on 16 May 2009 at 2:30 am
  45. peta stands for PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS right?

    sean on 16 May 2009 at 9:43 pm
  46. Has anyone considered the possibility that “swine flu” is a naturally occurring virus subsequently resulting in panic because people are generally idiots which then results in conspiracy theories created by even lesser minds? That’s the only theory that makes sense.

    Duh-Man on 18 May 2009 at 3:04 am
  47. why do you have a handicap sign as the banner for your website, umm handicapped people and retarded people are two separate things. I submit that sir/mam or sirs and mams that you are in fact retarded

    tchapman on 19 May 2009 at 6:49 am
  48. nice interpretation jason, in my opinion, if the media wasn’t blowing it out of proportion( for a virus that is not as deadly as others strains) then maybe this wouldn’t be considered a conspiracy from alot of ppl, but the fact that the media is going nuts about it shows that something dosen’t seem right……. let the nay sayer’s talk they obviously can afford to prevent and or treat it. what about lower class poor ppl who can’t afford even a temporary treatment, they’re pretty much screwd over.

    Tamiflu for Swine flu, or … Swine flu for Tamiflu???

    The news media around the world are terrorizing our homes with the outbreak of the swine flu. Compared to other virus outbreaks, the death toll is small. These last days we’ve all learned about Tamiflu, the antivirus that can fight the virus. ROCHE, the company behind Tamiflu, is selling like crazy!!! But, lets stop a minute and consider the following:

    Q. Do you know which company owns the rights of Tamiflu?
    A. Gilead Science

    Q. Who is one of the biggest shareholders of Gilead Science?

    A. Donald Rumsfeld, the US Secretary of Defense!

    Q. What percentage of Tamiflu revenues goes to Gilead Science?

    A. 10%

    Q. What happened to the stock of Gilead Science since the swine flu outbreak?

    A. It’s going up!

    So, is it a conspiracy theory to consider that there is a chance for this virus to be engineered? It’s very strange that an existing medicine is such a perfect weapon against a new virus.

    Lee on 19 May 2009 at 12:41 pm
  49. Tamiflu for Swine flu, or … Swine flu for Tamiflu???

    The news media around the world are terrorizing our homes with the outbreak of the swine flu. Compared to other virus outbreaks, the death toll is small. These last days we’ve all learned about Tamiflu, the antivirus that can fight the virus. ROCHE, the company behind Tamiflu, is selling like crazy!!! But, lets stop a minute and consider the following:
    Q. Do you know which company owns the rights of Tamiflu?
    A. Gilead Science
    Q. Who is one of the biggest shareholders of Gilead Science?

    A. Donald Rumsfeld, the US Secretary of Defense!
    Q. What percentage of Tamiflu revenues goes to Gilead Science?

    A. 10%
    Q. What happened to the stock of Gilead Science since the swine flu outbreak?

    A. It’s going up!
    So, is it a conspiracy theory to consider that there is a chance for this virus to be engineered? It’s very strange that an existing medicine is such a perfect weapon against a new virus.

    Lee on 19 May 2009 at 12:42 pm
  50. problems facing powers that be
    1.aging populations in the western world have possibility of collapsing economies because of huge health care costs at end of life.
    2. Muslim world with 50% of population under 18 with firmly rooted extreamism threaten to grow in power as their populations are poised to grow rapidly in coming years
    3. General planetary overpopulation add to climate change and cause political unrest as natural reasources dwindle.
    soulution: Influenza virus that as usual kills mostly very elderly and unusually aslo kills those under 18.

    drew on 20 May 2009 at 8:37 pm
  51. MILLIONS are really dying from Swine Flu!!! The Secret Society Against the Peace-Happiness-Utopia knows the “Era of Love and Non-Violence” has arrived……. So they’ve falsified autopsy reports to indicate that Swine Flu deaths are counted as “car crashes”, “gun shot wounds”, and “old age.” Don’t let THEM deceive you — the world is now PERFECT (except for Swine Flu).

    Joe Evil on 25 May 2009 at 9:31 pm
  52. Comic Carlos Mencia wrote on his Twitter page: “Hundreds of people in Mexico with the swine flu, millions wearing masks. Millions with AIDS, and no one wears condoms. Huh?”
    (Just remembered that quote….. see USA Today)

    Joe Evil on 25 May 2009 at 10:18 pm
  53. its S CArtel

    jose on 26 May 2009 at 12:09 pm
  54. It’s blatantly the start of the zombie apocalypse.

    Charlie on 30 May 2009 at 11:20 am
  55. I think that the drug company is the most likely but i think who ever started it also put enough thought into it so that if they are behind it and they are caught out they can’t be held acountable for it because they have made the virus mild enough so that no one dies from the virus.

    Kate on 06 Jun 2009 at 4:23 am
  56. Lee on 19 May 2009 that is what my science teacher told me and i think that it makes the most sense out of all the theories i have heard.

    Kate on 06 Jun 2009 at 4:25 am
  57. This article has missed out one of the most feesable reasons (also the one that I believe)!

    The governtment(s) have blown swine flu out of porportion through their maniluation of the media in order to bring the world out of the economic crisis.

    Think about it. What was the only thing you heard in the new before swine flu? ‘RECCESION!’

    Less fear about reccesion = more spending = less reccesion. Simple.

    John Moore on 07 Jun 2009 at 4:57 pm
  58. I think the swine flu fear did more to negatively impact the economy as a whole by keeping people out of public areas (travel, shopping malls, amusement parks, etc.) Although it was a boom for certain segments like doctors and the medical field.

    Jerome on 07 Jun 2009 at 5:48 pm
  59. Things to keep in mind:

    – To date, we lack much scientific knowledge behind the H1N1 virus and its potential lethality.
    – Flu pandemics progress, diseases spread at an exponential rate, and historically, pandemics have hit in waves usually getting stronger each time.
    – This flu pandemic will go down in history as a major and damaging event to the WHOLE WORLD, so drop your conspiracies boys and take it for what it is.

    doy on 11 Jun 2009 at 3:41 pm
  60. There is an conspiracy no one has considered… There are two components to any biological weapon. The 1st is the efficacy of the weapon itself, and the 2nd is the delivery system of that weapon. We all know that bio-weapons exist and are highly effective, but how do you test the delivery system? Hey presto, Swine Flu! You just release it into a major populous area that has a high level of movement of people to surrounding areas and countries. Has anyone other than myself done any sort of study to ascertain whether any ethnic groups are more susceptable than other’s?

    Socrates on 21 Jun 2009 at 9:18 pm
  61. Considering
    it is summer, a time when you rarely see people who are sick with flus, and the entire nation is undergoing various nast flu epidemics, it seems odd that the general health of the country has slipped into a more vulnerable state.
    To imagine that some massive medical corporation, or political party. or world wealth leaders are begind this suspicious decline in interbational health is not all that psychotic. One can easily understand how such organizations could benefit beyond measure by pulling off such a conspiracy, but how to do such a thing without SOMEONE WITHIN exposing the plot is rather unbelievable.
    Well maybe not, they did it with 911 without much effort.

    Alexia on 11 Jul 2009 at 7:40 pm
  62. Who’s the retard? lol Holy **** dude you’re not for real ARE YOU? You must be employeed by the N.W.O. directly or indirectly (oh thats right, the N.W.O. does not exist, LOL) or you have had to much Floride to drink….which is it? Of course when you are ignorant how would you know you are? Nice website layout however! GET THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH AT….. http://WWW.INFOWARS.COM

    Manna Made on 17 Jul 2009 at 4:29 pm
  63. Swine Flu Conspiracy theories?

    One I haven’t seen yet – Global warming grips the greenies and governments dither for years on how to get agreement to control it. It’s based on there being basically too many people in the world with a population increase rate that will nullify any ‘carbon cut’ approaches.

    Suddenly we have a virus that focuses at random on the most fertile age sector of the world’s population. It appears across the border from the most powerful country in the world with enormous biological ability. Hands up all this who suspect this is a coincidence?

    John Twy on 19 Jul 2009 at 5:15 am
  64. this indeed very funny!
    Get training on the right medicine?

    sia training licence on 22 Jul 2009 at 6:46 am
  65. After reading this article I’m having a hard time fathoming that you could have possibly come up with a better name for this website. You f@#%ing retard!

    Tony on 24 Jul 2009 at 8:20 am
  66. it’s not a pandemic … it’s just another flu.
    most people get over it without medication.

    rammas on 31 Jul 2009 at 5:06 am
  67. Haha. Good stuff. Watching people defend certain conspiracies is better than most modern comedy. Keep it up!

    Neil on 05 Aug 2009 at 9:40 pm
  68. Here is some info most are not aware of, dated April 16, 2009, go to this link, then talk to me about conspiracy!


    C. on 08 Aug 2009 at 6:55 pm
  69. swine flu / bird flu are tests for a viral delivery method to eradicate world population,

    why planet x is here soon 23/12/2012 and is estimated to kill 90% of population , its already visible next to the sun.

    civil unrest – uprising against the military when they need to take control – what better way to make their job easy.

    Look at the disaster monitoring station they’ve built in space, the adverse weather we’re having and how much worse its getting year on year, i could go a lot further but thats as far as i’ll take it.

    Check out youtube for more info on nibiru

    to capture the above in 1 world wide cover up by the goverments to avoid civil unrest early on.

    greenster on 11 Aug 2009 at 3:15 pm
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  73. […] have always caused humans the most trouble were never seen coming before they began.  I still say ‘Swine flu Conspiracy theories’  may be on to something.  I usually don’t buy into this stuff, but there is a lot of money […]

    Today’s Tidbits on 01 Sep 2009 at 12:26 pm
  74. Everyone know the flu is complete bollocks.

    If it REALLY existed it would have swept around the globe in a matters of weeks.

    Who cares anyway. We need to be culled. 200,000 extra humans appear on this planets EVERY DAY after you deduct the people who die.

    Lets say 10 million people died worldwide. It would only take 50 DAYS to replace the ****s!

    here little piggy on 11 Sep 2009 at 7:50 am
  75. This Sucks….

    WolverFrog on 22 Sep 2009 at 7:52 am
  76. So do I, but you know…

    WolverFrog on 22 Sep 2009 at 7:52 am
  77. I like Men now!

    WolverFrog on 22 Sep 2009 at 7:53 am

    WolverFrog on 22 Sep 2009 at 7:54 am
  79. You are no doubt a paid disinformation agent! The truth is somewhere in between these ten theories of yours. Baxter and the AMA, and many doctors, top politicians and top corporations are all owned and operated by “illuminated” Freemasonry – secret society of ultra-rich satan worshippers, and most of them are JEWS. Now, there is the truth!
    Suck on that.

    RJames on 23 Sep 2009 at 7:30 pm
  80. I just contracted H1N1… I got sick the day after driving around the Baxter building in Los Angeles, trying to figure out what the building was. I guess now I know. Wake up.

    Anonymous on 05 Oct 2009 at 6:50 am
  81. This list forgets Doctors. Pediatrician offices would be practically empty if it were not for colds and flu. The government knows how to cure colds and flu but are in cahoots with the American Medical Association, Big Hospital the Pharmaceutical Industry and Big Milk producers to keep it coming like clockwork every September through February.
    Stop ingesting milk products. Eat fruits and vegetables and there will be no more colds and flu. A huge part of the American economy would collapse with this outbreak of good health, of course.
    This is JMHO please don’t send the NSA after me.

    Delta Jordan on 09 Oct 2009 at 9:42 am
  82. This is ‘retard zone’ allright! The real conspirators are the eugenicists. The Illuminati/elites have funded eugenics programs for decades. Watch Alex Jones’ “End Game” free on youtube, along with AJ’s other important documentaries. But first watch the best short video on this scam-
    “The Swine Flu Conspiracy” > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMqYlnAiIUU
    It’s not a friggin ‘theory’ that vaccines are dangerous, not only virally but with the added toxins, mercury and especially squaline.

    William Morgan -American Hero on 15 Oct 2009 at 11:10 am
  83. I see it as a form of genocide—going back to the Spanish flu and the ones that followed each and every year it would seem; how is it that soon after flu shots get administered people become even sicker and death comes. How is it that just today on one news site there stated in one article the swine flu showing up in pigs— pork people, eating kind–and then the reporter went on to contradict itself by saying children might have spread the disease to the pigs, the last paragragh stated that there is no way that a pig can spread the flu to children…or can you get the flu by eating pork…pork is a culprit always has been… it baffles my mind that a disease cannot be passed to a human through consumption of the product? What is totally all !#@$%$ up about this scenario?

    Cary on 16 Oct 2009 at 8:30 pm
  84. Alex Jones is right on.

    Cary on 16 Oct 2009 at 8:34 pm
  85. The best way to spread the swine flu is to go ahead and get the vaccine, you’ll be infected with swine flu in no time, and everyone in your path is at risk. Doesn’t sound like a conspiracy to me, i trust the news media and the government; They would never lie to us, they care about the people they are governing. If my comment makes you angry, you either are
    A. A long enforcer and patriot for the FDA
    B. An idiot that wants to believe were living in a world that cares about people.

    Debra on 19 Oct 2009 at 11:32 pm
  86. This is a little farfetched, but work with me here.

    So after centuries of yearly mutation cycles, the normal flu virus suffers a rather extreme mutation that creates symptoms that are a little more adverse than normal. This new strain catches on in a highly populated area that practices poor preventative disease behavior and becomes widespread through the country. The disease then moves on past its borders and infects people with a similar frequency of the regular flu.

    IT’S CRAZY OMG OBAMA MIND CONTROL, but just give it a thought.

    gtg092x on 22 Oct 2009 at 9:01 am
  87. I take it (purely an assumtion) that the US? Can I just ask if there are suddenly a lot of adverts for buying gold in TV, on the streets etc.

    I’ve noticed so many ways in which ‘somone’ is grabbing for it in the UK. I’d just like to know if it the case elsewhere.

    Health workers in the UK are being given a vaccine as of this week (101909). Consider the possibility there may be more than one vaccine available and ‘certain’ folk will already be vaccinated with a ‘good’ vaccine, and the general foot-folk will get a less reliable one.

    Monkey-see on 22 Oct 2009 at 11:47 am
  88. First part should go “I take it the majority on this website are in the US” 😀 Mind was elsewhere!

    Monkey-see on 22 Oct 2009 at 11:49 am
  89. here’s some interesting points. if you’re interested, you do the math:

    how many people on average die from ‘regular’ influenza during the flu season alone. now compare that to the death toll of this swine flu pandemic that’s been ongoing for the past few months.

    can you say ‘media hype’?

    defwon33 on 23 Oct 2009 at 4:22 pm
  90. LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!
    This is a total scream hahahahahahaha.
    Some of the comments are just so funny, especially the comments that are written by people who think this site is ” REAL ” hahahahahahahaha
    Oh , its priceless , the extent of stupidity that some folks pocess.
    Please Please always let there be plenty of people in this wonderful world that really can,t tell the difference between reality and a damn good Giggle.
    I have had a real blast reading the passion that some people have written into their comments.
    As the old saying goes
    ” I wouldnt be dead for quids ” hahahahahahaha
    Thanks so much for the laugh

    charlie ward on 27 Oct 2009 at 5:23 am
  91. […] swine flu conspiracy theories hmmmmm…. Top 10 Swine Flu conspiracy theories […]

  92. http://www.catalunyareligio.cat/documents/tforcades/EnglishAREFLECTIONANDAPROPOSALINRELATIONTOTHENEWINFLUENZA.pdf

    — Baxter admits flu product contained live bird flu virus —


    — Virus mix-up by lab could have resulted in pandemic —



    –When a pandemic isn’t a pandemic–



    nobody on 29 Oct 2009 at 6:46 pm
  93. I heard this theory the other day from a Bush hater at the University of New Mexico.
    George Bush ordered the CIA to engineer the H1N1 virus and have it covertly released during the Hajj festival at Mecca in 2009. The festival was in November just before the election so the virus was supposed to survive. It was a double evil plan because muslims don’t like pigs. Bush was planning to inact Martial Law, postpone the national election, and eventually declare himself ruler of the world. All of the US Armed Forces were already given the vaccine mixed wih their normal seasonal flu shot. Vaccine was also produced in advance for the US population, but placebos were going to be delivered to inner city areas and Democratic controlled counties. The virus was suppossed to be smuggled out of the US via Mexico but the Freemasons transporting the vials were attacked by drug cartel members after they were seen paying Mexican Federalies at the border. This explains how the pandemic originated in Mexico.

    Ted on 30 Oct 2009 at 7:27 am
  94. People, when are we going to face up the truth???We are slaves to ouer Governments. All the world is like a big herd..this slavery is called “democracy”..where people are scared of some kind of flue, terrorism, hehe 2012..no food, no home…and these who have this so called democracy are totally brain- washed so they still believe in this notion. I think most of the ppl are blind for thw truth.or if not, then it’s worst cause we, ppl from all over the world have to do something in order to stop this world order. Black and white, abled and disabled, weak and strong, people, from all over the world,WE MUST STOP BEING SLAVES to the media, governments ( that is only one -the government that controls the world) and their stupid, “hollow” ambitions..empty notions that always are being said to blur our minds…nothing is so crystal clear that we are told in the news..(cnn- a good example). We must thwart the greediness of ouer Shepherd and everyone one of us should make the first step to get out of this herd of blind sheeps.We have to consolidate and do ouer best to create a better world for ouer tomorrow.

    Maya on 31 Oct 2009 at 9:03 pm
  95. Hi there. I do believe something is going on because I work in a lab in Ireland. Last week the media announced that 3 people had died of swine flu in the same hospital. I was part of a team that inspected the blood samples of these individuals and all we found was MRSA a bacterial infection. The media had declared that the doctors in charge of their care admitted them for swine flu when in fact they had never been tested for swine flu and their records showed that they were admitted for treatment of their respective illnesses. It seems to me that either the doctors covered their inability to save them because the hospital fell far below sanitary standards or the media used it as an excuse to scare monger. That is the only proof I have so the rest to me is heresay. However i’d like to add a note of interest and that is to do with the so called vaccine. The one that is being used in Ireland and most of europe is pandermix by glaxosmithcline. It contains the neurotoxins and adjuvants known to be harmful to humans. The recomendations of treating patients is based on data from the H5N1 indonesia and vietnam bird flu virus so in otherwords if you use this vaccine there’s no telling what it can do to you because it has never been put through clinical trials for the H1N1 virus and the company have signed a liability waver so they are not held responsible for its effects. In the documentation from glaxo they declare that it is released under “exeptional circumstances” and that it is not approved for people under the age of 18 or over the age of 60. The Irish health board is appealing to people in these age groups to come forward and be vaccinated. This condradicts the recomendations and is quite worrying from a medical point of view. Also there is little to no trustworthy data about the vaccine and its effects but for one country that takes documentation and records seriously. This would be Sweden. They have to date, recorded 600 cases of adverse effects and 6 deaths caused by the pandermix vaccine NOT SWINE FLU. Another interesting note would be that the German military are refusing to take the vaccine and have imported a version that does not contain the neurotoxin or adjuvants compounds. The rest of the general public must make do with the dangerous one. I hope this was of interest to everyone.I wont say yes or no to conspiracy theories but will simply present some small facts that I have seen with my own eyes through a microscope in a lab that sway me to the side of ‘something is going on but I don’t quite know what’.

    Alex O'mally on 10 Nov 2009 at 6:21 pm
  96. Is this website implying that people in wheelchairs are retards? – Think it might be a good idea to change your logo, because wheelchair symbols should imply physical disabilities, not mental ones.

    Matthew Whitaker on 12 Nov 2009 at 11:53 am
  97. All I know is that I am not gettting a shot that’s for sure.

    esl jobs on 16 Nov 2009 at 10:42 am
  98. the theory on Baxter making the virus in order to make up for their financial losses makes a lot of sense

    the Government on 18 Nov 2009 at 8:47 pm
  99. […] This even though the Swine Flu is simply a plot hatched by labor unions and Mexican drug cartels. […]

  100. LOL, We all know the truth behind the swine flu, evil people have created it, who? who knows? you can’t simply have bird swine and human flu strands just randomly out of no where create itself, by joining together, the flu strand is a man made virus, but you know what with all the the gas emitting into the air, more people homeless, more people out of a job, humanity lost in the fact that they think there is nothin left to explore, except a christian/muslim suicide. about 90% of all of us i believe will die, here in a major castrophe, 2012? no, not 2012, a day when no one will be looking, a day where some ****ing religious extremist decides to drop the nuke he got from iran, after the government cracks under u.n. pressure, and you get all your allah loving extremists with their hands on some old fashioned nukes, swine flu? SWINE FLU is just the start, you think this is bad just look foward to more, YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE ALL YOU SIT AROUND ALL DAY, BLOGGING ABOUT THE LATEST CATSROPHE in the world instead of changing it you dont ****, except live your middle class lives out on the ****ing low end, with 5 children to over populate the world even more, who wont contribute worth a **** to healing society. YOU ARE LEADING THE WORLD ASTRAY, your not fighting, YOUR JUST WHINING, moaning , and groaning like little children, little spineless children, as the ones with the balls are up there putting their **** in your ass, im only 21 but you know what use a little reason, SWINE FLU, ive had it, I GOT OVER IT, ITS EASY ONLY THE ONES WHO ARE NOT SWINE WILL LIVE, that means get off your ****ing couches, drop the ****ing fast food, drink some ****ing water, and youll be fine, ITS CALLED SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST DO IT YOUR ****ING SELF< STAND UP FOR ONCE< AND STOP WHINING ABOUT WHAT THIS MAN HAS TO SAY ON CONSPIRACY THERE IS NO ****ING CONSPIRACY UNLESS YOU MAKE IT ONE< SO SHUT THE **** UP< AND EAT A EGG ROLL AND SOME RICE< AND GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER< YOU MAY LIVE A LITTLE LONGER TO REALLY WATCH THE BIG SHOW SO GRAB YOUR ****ING POPCORN CAUSE LADDDDIES AND GENTLEMEN THE SHOW HAS JUST BEGAN OH ANY QUESTIONS JUST EMAIL ME BACK< ANY ****S WHO WANT TO DEBATE< OR CRITIZE THE TRUTH< BECAUSE IT DOSENT FIT THEIR FANCY OF THE WAY THINGS REALLY ARE< THEN BRING IT MOTHER****ER. ENDER8631@Hotmail.com im christopher lawrence huntington im not afraid of the world unlike you schwabbles ****s who roam with frantic eyes to see it wasnt the fairy tale that you had as a child, fairy tales have struggle with people willing to fight for belief and reason, but as far as i can tell im surrounded by ignorant ****s, who see only their short sighted goals in life of a constant circle of ****ing, working, and death. dueces im out bitches

    Chris Huntington on 22 Nov 2009 at 7:56 am
  101. WOW…Someone needs to layoff the psychedelics, steroids, caffeine AND get ****ing laid =)

    Whoopi G on 29 Nov 2009 at 6:04 am
  102. Conspiracy theories are gay.

    Molly Coddle on 02 Dec 2009 at 12:44 pm
  103. This was such a dumb article.. I don’t say that I would believe any of these conspiracy theories, but the number one that you rated to be the most retarded one makes the most sense. People who have a lot of money and want to make it a lot more don’t care of your civil rights. The funniest one was that you said that al-gaida one makes sense. Are seriously so brainwashed with that terrorism crap that you would actually believe that a terrorist would be capable to produce a virus like this?

    RetardedPerson on 03 Dec 2009 at 2:41 pm
  104. replying to “Reason number 5″
    “This almost makes a lot of sense, Mexico is much easier to attack and Muslims hate pigs. With Mexicans working everywhere they are literally the modern day rat capable of spreading plague across the planet of infidels”.

    Response: So you think mexicans are the ” modern day rat” which is the ethnicity that is capable of spreading a deadly virus right? New flash…. B**tch!!!! Lets say that your theory is right……. Someday these modern rats will be running and governing your dumb ass!!! I think you fear latins are on the rise! Next time you want to post your thoughts and theories , try not to be to obvious that your some ignorant racist. Respect all nationalities cuz this is what makes America , the strongest nation in the world.

    Mabus888 on 11 Jan 2010 at 10:07 pm
  105. None of the options are correct which is why im not surprised to find this on a website named “retardzone”. When analyzing the conspiracy look at the big picture: The global elitists and corporations, not only “Big Pharma”. For instance, to understand any conspiracy you have to know how the world works and all the bureaucracies behind it in several different aspects including Virology, Vaccination History, Dr Jeffery Tautenberger and the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology. Politics, Economics, Corporate investors, Globalism, Elite globalists, Rockefeller Foundation, Rothschild Group, Bilderberg Group etc.

    This concept definitely takes some deep thought and a vast knowledge. They have conditioned the general public against these conspiracy theories through mass media. Evidently people will not even do their own research before labeling concepts beyond their own intellect, “conspiracy theories”. The only terrorists are these so-called patriots who look around and do nothing, and believe everything the media tells them like a herd of cattle.
    blind, lost, people…

    JosephPersico on 19 Jan 2010 at 8:53 pm
  106. I am a freelancer working on the Late Show with Ian Collins here on talkSPORT, the UK’s only national commercial speech radio station.

    It’s our flagship current affairs programme that goes out nationally and this Sunday 18th March we are going to be discussing the Swine flu pandemic and the conspiracies behind the disease / the spreading of it.

    I was wondering if you would be available for a telephone interview at 7:30pm Eastern America time / 4.30pm Western America time on Sunday afternoon / evening to talk to the presenter Ian Collins about this? It would be fantastic to get your view about the subject on our show.

    The interview would be one to one with the presenter and last for 10 – 15 minutes.

    Let me know your thoughts and I look forward to hearing from you.

    Best Wishes,


    Izzy on 14 Apr 2010 at 10:45 am
  107. Yes a really insightful article.

    Jezzer on 28 Apr 2010 at 5:48 pm
  108. So, now that the W.H.O. has officially declared the swine flu non-epidemic over, what have you to say for all the retards that got their shots for no reason and the government and said people who wasted good, honest, intelligent folks’ hard-earned money? What have you to say?? Retard Factor: Infinity.
    I’ll honk at you while you’re in line during the Mouse Flu epidemic, retards.

    Joseph Smith on 16 Aug 2010 at 1:13 pm
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