10 biggest tattoo mistakes
Tattoos are like people, there are countless different types and some of them are so annoying you wish you could just burn them off the face of the planet. At RetardZone our researchers came up with the ten most annoying categories of tattoos using Google and countless hours they should have been working during…
| The Paragraph | ||
| The paragraph also known as tattoo verbal diarrhea is for people who can’t get to a point. If crazy rambling women who won’t shut up about their feelings and how they don’t like you sticking things in unusual places this is what they’d look like.
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| Fake Tribal Membership | ||
| Sadly just because you copy a piece of tribal artwork without the obligatory painful initiation and or being related to someone in the tribe doesn’t actually make you a tribal member. Although many colleges will accept your new minority status without asking for paperwork because that would be racist.
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| The Inmate | ||
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If you want to look like someone who either spent a long time in jail or should have this is the look for you. It’s not fair, but most juries will convict you simply because they are scared you might kill them in their sleep if they let you off. Retard Factor: |
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| Illegal Use of a Body Part | ||
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When bad taste meets unusual shapes on your body this look is for you. You can make your wholes and crevices into giant 3D practical jokes on your body. Retard Factor: |
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The frightener is for someone who wants to scare small children and never wants to make it past a first job interview. If you want halloween to last every day of the year in possibly carcinogenic permanent ink this is the look for you. Retard Factor:
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| Spelling Victim | ||
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Surprisingly, most spelling bee champions and English majors in college shy away from careers as tattoo artists. Some tips to avoid this permanent spelling mistake:
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| Drawn with a Crayon | ||
| If crayons could permanently scar your body this is what it would look like. Colors that look like an ugly block of mexican houses and artwork that belongs in a coloring book are the two ingredients needed to make this look.
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| The Billboard | ||
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The billboard is like the fence in downtown with hundreds of posters on it. If you want your body to look like an old lady’s eclectic novelty crap collection this is the look for you. Rather than getting one nice one get lots of bad cheap ones and try to overcompensate for quality with quantity. Retard Factor: |
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| Sideshow Freak | ||
| This is a category of tattoos who says they don’t care what the world thinks but still wants all of them to stare at them and draw attention to themselves. If you never plan on having a real job or normal friends this is the look for you.
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| Unintentionally Terrifying Portrait | ||
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People is one one of the hardest things to draw, and the free market isn’t enough to stop everyone who sucks from attempting portrait tattoos. Lawsuits and federally licensed drawing tests could help thin the untalented herd. |
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Before you run out and get a tattoo you should consider the consequences and avoid any of these stupid ideas. Most of all go to a decent place that doesn’t accept coupons from TGI Fridays or let your friends try out any homemade tattoo machines unless they have tried it out on themselves or at least three other people first.
36 Responses to “10 biggest tattoo mistakes”
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I’m going to get a tattoo… I was thinking of a short bus.
**** you losers tattoos are expressing yourself through art there beautiful your just a bunch of ****s with no sense beauty and you should kill yourselfs
John, I bet you’re unemployable.
i got a tatto on the side of my legs of a squirl it keeps try to get my nuts
Hello John Jackup, meet my friends Grammar, Punctuation, and Spelling. Why don’t you all make nice.
Tyson is a twat head.
Anyone with a tattoo is either a masochis, a moron, or both. They all look like a muddy mess after a couple of years. What they really show is that no one ever lost money underestimating the taste or intelligence of the general public.
OK it is MASOCHIST, damn spell checker is not dependable.
There are so many spelling mistakes in this article, I can’t believe the author had the balls to post it!
“People are” not “people is” if you are going to make an article making fun of people then don’t make mistakes like that.
Good lord man! The tattoos are stupid and some are offensive, but nothing is as offensive as your use of a handicapped parking placard and the word “retard”. Not even close to funny…
The placard is actually taken from a very good likeness to the one that adorns the rear-view mirror of my car. Though nobody would ever given me a number on it that gave me a chance to believe I was competing in anything like the lucky tattoo people above.
Long live the retarded (and by retarded, I mean ME!).
You forgot my favorite one. The incorrectly or poorly drawn Oriental characters.
I had a tattoo on my inner thigh of a little mouse. A couple days after I got it, it disappeared! I think my pussy ate it!
doesn’t ANYONE use the built-in spell checker? God u suck!
Sue, I think that you should re-post the warning sign on your knee letting others know of the potential danger within.
Just because you don’t mind calling yourself retarded, that doesn’t mean you have the right to do so in a way that will hurt other people. And just because you hate tattoos, that doesn’t give you the right to say that everybody who has them is an idiot.
Handicapped sticker for “retard” level? You sir, are a waste of oxygen.
Wow, look at all the sensitive suzys coming out for the retards.
Cry some more, the retards will come give you a hug.
You ever heard something called ‘sarcasm’ Celia? he means, he is handicapped. Gosh….
This site totally makes me want a tattoo! Hells yeah. And you are right, women are nothing but pussies when it comes to pain. Last time I was raping a bitch all she did was cry! You know where I’m coming from, Jerome, right?
“If crazy rambling women who won’t shut up about their feelings and how they don’t like you sticking things in unusual places this is what they’d look like.”
Does anyone else see that there’s a piece of this sentence missing? It’s an if-then statement, and there’s no “then”.
who fin cares about his mistakes ist hillaaaaarious XD
Yeah, I don’t really care about the spelling errors, or the use of the word “retard”. I enjoyed looking at the collection of pictures and the video. It is very frustrating (yet hilarious at some times) to see such poorly chosen, and poorly executed tattoos. Many tattoos can come out beautiful, and stay beautiful, if they’re done correctly. Blah Blah Blah…
“I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, OK, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.”
Could you be anymore racist or sexist? Maybe that’s the image you’re going for.
What an interesting way to spend one’s life…. in pursuit of the lowest common denominator. By the way: Retarded- slowed or delayed in development. I think you’re projecting…. just a thought.
you people have way to much time on you’re hands, why do you care so much about what people who you are never going to meet and know nothing about do? and why so judgmental? man cant we all just get along?
How can you say that these people are freaks. I do not currently have a tattoo but I am waiting for something in my life that is exemplary and that thing will be on my body. I am not a satanist, freak, or a weirdo. I’m also not high strung like most of the people commenting negative things here. Let people be people. If the Lizard Man wishes to be the Lizard Man, then let him be. Don’t lie, you wouldn’t mind meeting that guy. Tattoo’s have been going for a very, very long time and I promise that it is not going to stop any time soon. You think that the people in Africa who do punctures and cuts are insane too, right? That has been going on way longer than your influence on this planet. Instead of judging people by what may be on them, why not attempt at getting to know them instead. I’m sure I sound like the craziest person you have ever been shut down by on the internet but really the people who sit around judging others to the extremes that some of you are, are the ones who are crazy. Who are you to say anything about… anything. Tattoos are a part of acceptable social norms so really what are you all freaking out about. Stick to your 9-5 and be closed off to experiencing new things. The rest of us will have to have fun for you.
Later!
First off, I will make mistakes in my spelling and use wrong words or expressions, I’m french, and don’t really care if you want to use that against me… (at least I make efforts to be understandable.) Second, is adressed to ZOG, you are very disrespectful, sexist and shallow. And most of the others have no freakin’ idea what they are talking about! If you don’t have a tattoo, then maybe you don’t know what the whole deal is all about… I have at least 7 tattoos (It’s hard to count the additions to a back piece), each and every single pieces I have are representative of something in my life. Those ugly black spots on my wrist (from your point of view) are the most meaningfull I have, I am proud of having them and will never regret them! People judge other peoples tattoos and shoulden’t because you have no clue of the meaning they have to them. And third, my favorite saying, tattoos are the window who lets people who understand see our soul and can also be the layer of protection which protects us of the idiots who can’t see past the surface! And about the retard sign…. it’s as judgemental as most of the comments on this page!
“I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, OK, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.”
ZOG, of course she is capable of making decisions she’ll regret in the future if she decides to be around you!
@ Jonathan – I 100% agree, each to their own
tattoos are an expression of a person not a piece for stuck up bitches to whinge and cry about
I cant wait to get a Tattoo I have to wait 2 years as I’m only 16. Are you going to Judge me ? I’m getting it for my deceased brother . . . there’s meaning to tattoos. get over it.
As a disabled person, seeing a disabled parking badge used in this way doesn’t offend me in any way as if you cant laugh at yourself every now and then, you need to seriously lighten up! As for the tattoos…you have got to laugh at those as well as they are truly tragic. I think the dumb ass freaks deserved what they got for not doing their homework first and spell checking what was going to adorn their body for the rest of their lives! LMAO.
(Generic argument, insult and spelling mistake, erm.. bunsen borner.)
Tattoo’s have been strictly the preserve of sailors and retards since time in memorium…..
Ha, saying retard? Its no big deal, its just a word that everyone uses in a different way. Besides that, retard is what some people are, thats what the word describes. I don’t see people freak out and say, “WHAT THE ****!? DID HE JUST CALL THAT PERSON MENTALLY CHALLENGED!?” It means the same thing, it just depends on your maturity of whether or not you can handle the truth of the definition of a word.