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10 worst status messages guaranteed to cost you friends

10 worst status messages Status messages are a little window into your world, telling people hey you aren’t that bad be my friend. Fortunately for you we’ve compiled a list of status messages that will cull the politically correct, overly sensitive and humorless from your friends list….

 

Hold on, I need two more minutes of alone time with your profile picture.

1

 

True love is bound by no restraining order.

2
 

Support gay marriage: it subtracts two men who like to shop, talk and dress nice that I don’t have to compete with for chicks.

 

3
 

Could you please turn the lights up, I have hacked your webcam but the lighting is terrible in your room?
4
 

According to Wikipedia I’m dead.

 

5
 

Babysitting my niece, and have quick question – five years old should be ok to watch faces of death right?

 

6
 

You’ll be seeing me on all the news channels soon.

7
 

Women are like bananas, they both smell terrible when you peel their skin off and leave them lying around.


8
 

Needs to know how to get blood stains and DNA evidence out of carpet ASAP

9
 

Now that Obama is elected can I quit being nice to black people I don’t like?


10
 

Anyone else having at least six month allergic reaction to laundry detergent on their private parts?


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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

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