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Model school encouraging education

Model school encouraging educationRetardZone has learned of the future of schooling and it’s looking beautiful gorgeous amazing pretty. Like model pretty. Not a model like previous school programs, this new school will have former runway models as teachers. The school is bringing in the brightest and best educators which were handpicked from gentleman’s clubs in the surrounding neighborhoods or burrows. What could stop such a brilliant plan?

Creating a school of the future took some serious insider planning and considerations, as the public would be the first dissident for the sultry school of sexually attractive models, both men and women. Making the surrounding family tract homeowners satisfied only took a few house-to-house visits by the incoming faculty.

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There are negatives and positives but the end result would be to encourage students to attend the school without having to bribe them with money, certain food or drinks, or without threatening their personal future with claims of joblessness or in some cases, incarceration. Yes, educators (faculty and staff) have been caught giving threats negative theories about the future and jail time. This isn’t how schools should be pushing students.

The new school will come with several benefits that currently only the top 1% of schools across the United States have similar access to, including smartboards, netbooks or iPads for all students, free iPads, free iPods, and much much more.

model school

Dress code will be enforced, but the dress code isn’t the same as for other schools… all students will be encouraged to dress provocatively enough to distract other students while still not revealing more than a swimsuit would show.

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Of course there is no point in showing the uniform off of the students…

model school

model school

model school

There will be a dress code for the teachers as well, there is no point in running air conditioning all summer long when teachers and students alike can disrobe.

model school

Start and end times of the school day are nearly the same as other schools across the country, because of the extra excitement caused by nearly constant arousal the need for sugar snacks or other energy inducing foods are not necessary, making this a healthier school. Athletics are also highly encouraged, including having mixed gender sports like football.

model school

School work can be performed upon laptops, netbooks, iPads, or on standard paper. The electronic benefit of doing school work over hand written papers is immense, noting that plagiarism is much more difficult to catch on hand written works instead of using online plagiarism catching systems.

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The school will keep a diverse community of educators and students, to help seduce reduce any possible tensions.

model school

model school

Sign up for the school was halted after the first hours of being open for enrollment with class sizes limited to allow for greater one-on-one attention. The faculty has extensive educational experience and most classes have multiple teachers to help with student retentions, but if there is discipline necessary it will be carried out.

model school

If you’re interested in more, you know what to do.

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Posted By: Michael Sharpe

News Category: Entertainment, Humor

 

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