What ever happened to The Munsters – with grades

If you were alive in the 1960′s, 1970′s, or 1980′s there’s litte chance that you haven’t heard of The Munsters and most likely you’ve even seen an episode or 72 of them. I know that my favorite babysitter when I was growing up was the TV and thankfully now that I have the ability to have my children raised by TV, the circle of life will continue. Let’s check out Herman and the gang…
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Saved By The Bell where are they now

Every retard wonders what happened to the cast of past TV shows. While there are several websites that are run by fans stuck in whatever decade a TV show became popular within, there’s hardly a flipside to the sites that tell the truth about where are they now, so let’s run through a run down on the classmates of Saved By The Bell… Read More »

A retard’s guide to Switzerland

Like most retards, there’s not a lot of extra money floating around in my family’s non-forking family tree. The only time the word “trust” is mentioned is in regards to how my sister doesn’t “trust” the men in the family after the really awkward shower mix up (a third time). So with money tighter than Oprah’s kitten trapped underneath her couch cushion, here’s a retard’s guide to Switzerland.
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A retard’s guide to nerd income

You are a nerd, live in your parent’s basement (or attic if you live in the Western United States), and you need to prove social stature to your nerd friends that you are better than they are. Well, you could either watch NUMB3RS and laugh along with me at their antiquated mathematical equations, or you could sell your life and soul. Read More »

A retard’s guide to e-commerce

Working for a company that doesn’t survive based on the Internet is becoming more unique. Most companies that aren’t failing don’t survive entirely on the Internet for income, which might be a good thing. For those on the web that succeed, there’s no question that they are hoping to brand something different that makes them the next Facebook or MySpace or Retard Empire. Read More »

A retard’s guide to unlocking phones

When your boss pays you by the hour, what wouldn’t you do for him or (if you’re lesser of a man and are subservient to a woman) for her”? My boss and I are friends, and have been friends for a longer time period than I’ve been his employee. There are many non-work things that I would do for my boss, including using a murder kit. But there are some things I wouldn’t do… Read More »

Facebook is for anti-semitics

An anti-Israeli Facebook group is being eradicated by a secret group being called the JIDF (Jewish Internet Defense Force) being led by “John Cohen”. Of course, the JIDF hasn’t commented on whether they have any Israeli Special Forces training, but chances are Cohen peed himself at a Bar Mitzvah.

The JIDF took control of the “Israel is not a country! Delist it from Facebook as a country” Facebook group and is steadily deleting its members. Cohen’s anti-(anti-semitic) group and has since grown in popularity, with a following of over 60,000 members as of July 31, 2008. Read More »

Not all Tigers use drugs and cheat

Let me start this by saying the word allegedly is used way too often and with wreckless abandon, and I won’t be doing any such wasting of the word here. It was a long golf fight (like a slap fight only with stupider clothes). In the end, Tiger Woods was the winner, but controversy will exist for a while and soon there will be some testing for illegal substances. Read More »

Would you rather send out Guido and Vinny?

I’ll admit it.. Not only am I a Retard (and proud to be) but I’m dealing with increasing credit card debt. Between supporting single moms (ya, you know what I mean) and paying for things I have no reason to buy, like the World’s funniest candy jar, I’ve spent a little more money than I’ve earned. I don’t think it’s a big deal though, I’ll just apply for another credit card to pay the other ones off. Read More »

Dell support very very no good thank you very much

Karma is the concept of “action” or “deed” in Indian religions understood as that which causes the entire cycle of cause and effect described in some philosophies. You have all heard of someone that has done something good and mentioned karma coming back on them and rewarding them. After you read this, you will have a story about someone that karma hates –> me! Read More »