Facebook voted #1 by Megan’s Law violators

I’m not saying that I use FaceBook everyday (sometimes the public library is closed so I can’t get on a computer). When I can get on the computer I take every opportunity to find myself more imaginary friends. This time, I was able to find a new friend that not only was on Facebook but was on one of their applications, Have Sex. I don’t know what to say, but maybe… COUNT ME IN! Read More »

Corvette designer rolling, over in his grave

There is little questioning the recognizability of the American born and bred, Chevrolet Corvette. Whether you are a car aficionado or just a school age boy able to recognize the difference between a girl and a boy, the Corvette has a history to be proud about, until N2A gets a hold of it. Read More »

1,2,3,4 - I declare a retard war…

Timothy Sykes is a ‘hedge fund manager’ turned investing guru. When he recently joined the virtual office at dinosaurtrader I checked out the guys site to see who he was, and my B.S. Detector went off the scale. This guy is a piece of work, come read along and learn more about the Bar Mitzvah Fairy Tale that is Timothy Sykes. Read More »

Ask the admin why he likes being punked

Wow, it’s been such a long time since we’ve heard from Karl, a.k.a. Ask The Admin. Apparently it was a slow day today and he decided that he should bring an old story back to life.

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Hillary Clinton romantically linked to celebrity

There are often coincidences that only hindsight can help to clarify and through some pretty clean and clear observations, you will see that Hillary Clinton is positioning herself strategically throughout her compaign tour in order to get together with a Howard Stern Show employee, Artie Lange. Read More »

Adopt a pet and satisfy an appetite

I don’t much like spam. I know, you all would agree with me and say that you get a lot of spam and don’t like it either. The difference is that one of my menial jobs is to go through pre-classified spam for executives of the company I work at and verify that the emails marked as spam are really spam. So what would you do if you just kept reading through spam? Have a little fun with it.. me too.
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Beverly Hills 90210 where are they now

It occurred to me that while there have been some posts recently of some Beverly Hills 90210 graduates over at Retard Media, there must be a decent post about the Beverly Hills 90210, Where Are They Now sort of post or story. Sadly I didn’t see something worthy of just copying, so instead Retard Zone decided to make our own. Read More »

Aqua Dots thinning the herd

Once upon a time there was a teenager who had outgrown all toys and thought things purchased in the children’s department or toy stores was beneath them. Then came China with their wonderful manufacturing techniques, low wages, oppressive government, ill-will towards the United States, and patent disregard for workplace safety and environmental policies that would make Dick Chaney feel squeamish.. This is where the story begins but definitely not where it will end. Read More »

Email yourself later

Someone who wishes to remain anonymous (Robert Stevens from San Antonio, TX) told me about a site which would allow me to email myself, in the future. When in the future you ask? Well according to the online web form, I can email myself on any date from January 1, 2007 through December 31, 2037. Of course there are some problems with this idea.
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UK Microsoft Jackpot Lottery winner

I’m going to retire. I never thought this day would come, but I won a lottery! I know that soon all of my family and friends and friends of friends will start talking to me again and acknowledge that I’m alive (I miss you mommy!) because of my new found wealth. Though I haven’t found out how to collect yet. Read More »