About: Michael
| Full Name | Michael |
| Website | http://retardzone.com |
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Posts by Michael:
Googltrocity - the search that Google won’t let you make
Without quite knowing why, I started Googling some odd queries and eventually found something that led me to being accused of being a spammer. Of course, while I’m not a spammer, I have eaten Spam and think that it’s a staple of Hawaiian culture. As for the query… Read More »
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Time to replace lightbulbs with jars
A ban on light bulbs on incandescent light bulbs on the horizon, their mercury filled fluorescent replacements are a concern for landfills. Fortunately there is an even more eco friendly alternative, sunlight jars. Read More »
Caption this moment
Being retarded, and being sarcastic, and being an ass (yes, that makes me a resarass) I decided to share an image with a fellow-retard. He and I then began to add captions to the image because, well, we’re resarasses. Let’s see who comes up with the greatest caption. Read More »
Dave Matthews hates Hinduism
In a non-eventful way, Dave Matthews came out of his marijuana induced silence to publicly say cows are bad. Nice job. Of course there’s a war going on, recession in the United States, oil corrupted countries building nuclear devices, Lindsay Lohan in trouble again.. but Matthews has farts on the brain. Read More »
Googltrocity - Enter Key
Sometimes it just seems like Google is either trying to be too helpful, or is being a little annoying. For instance, with the way people initiate the search on Google’s website. You have the option to either click on the Google “Search” button or to hit the “return” (or enter) key on the keyboard. Read More »
Roid rage in the cage
It’s understandable that there are many occassions when taking steroids is not fair (Yahoo! Barry, Barry’s Dog) or leads to violence (Katie Couric, Chris Benoit), but here’s a situation where taking steroids is fair and leads to equal voilence. Read More »
Internet Movies Are Out Of Control
Sometimes there are great movies. Sometimes there are not-so-great movies. This would be one of the two. I found it funny, but since it’s fast paced I needed to take my time and watch it eleventy times to hear everything. Read More »
Walmart Strips Employees of Their Little Blue Jackets
Wal*Mart decided that having great grandfathers in blue vests wasn’t making them faster or friendlier, so they are making a change. The change? Of course it would be a bad idea to get someone under 60 years old to work at Wal*Mart, or someone whose first language is English, so Wal*Mart is changing their uniforms. Polos and khakis will be the new look. Read More »
Big Daddy Kane is a Terrorist
Big Daddy Kane, birth name Antonio Hardy, has admitted to being a terrorist. Big Daddy Kane has written hundreds or thousands or millions of rap songs. Rap afficianodos have concurred that Kane has one of the sharpest flows and deliveries of any MC. Read More »
Saving My Pennies, Going To Buy Lunch For $680,100
I have almost an entire year to save my money. I’m going to buy lunch with Warren Buffet next year, and based on the last two years, the lunch will cost $680,100. Anyone interested in helping out, just drop a penny in front of me and I’ll pick it up. Read More »
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