70s retreads on your plasma TV

Like the 70s we’re facing a slowing economy, inflation and out of control gas prices. And sadly, we are getting the same TV shows to match. Battlestar Galactica proved the only exception to tthe rule where it’s retread aired for 3 more seasons than it’s original series.
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Researching my Nigerian Lottery winnings

I still can’t believe my luck, last week I received the fantastic news that I had won the lottery! Not just any lottery either, but as it turns out $600,000 dollars in the global online sweepstake lottery. The email apparently has something to do with Nigeria so I tracked down someone from Nigeria to try to find out out my winnings.
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Random add friend requests can equal fun

Those ads that advertise three thousand dollars a week to work at home, ever wonder what they get paid to do? Well most of them spend there time viral marketing spamming people online. The next time one of them posing as a girl goes to add you as a friend on your instant messenger account - add them and let the fun begin…
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Ava Cowan RetardZone’s first groupie

Some people are fans of sports teams, actors, or little troll dolls and still others are fans of stupid things - like our site. RetardZone has it’s first groupie, and she’s a hottie. Take a minute and drool…
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Universal Studios Hollywood to use fire in their new marketing

The recent fire at Universal Studios has provided a unique marketing challenge, how do you market a theme park that has recently suffered catastrophic fire damage? Well those clever Hollywood marketing types have risen the challenge and pulled a new marketing campaign from the ashes jokingly referred to by some as a fire sale.
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Retardzone opens storefront location

Other popular websites have translated their virtual success into real life brick and mortar storefronts, and retardzone is no different. We have now launched a physical storefront self contained snack food cash transaction device also known as a vending machine.
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McCain’s Wiki entry vandalized

Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain’s Wiki entry was defaced today where the war hero’s open dictionary biography was replaced by a one paragraph rant form an Obama supporter. The defacement referred to McCain as a crazy old guy who cheated on his handicapped wife. Read More »

American Wilderness Experience: The world’s first and last zoo in a mall

The American Wilderness Experience was located in Ontario California and featured 70 species of live animals, together with a simulator ride and video and interactive nature displays. Billed as “edutainment,” the fun and games lead into a store peddling environmental knickknacks and a restaurant called the Wilderness Grill.

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New horse ambulance in response to Kentucky Derby tragedy

The National Thoroughbred Racing Association was sent scrambling for a solution following the Eight Belles’ fatal breakdown in the Kentucky Derby. Race officials have decided on a similar approach used by the NFL where carts take injured players off the field for treatment. In this case the thoroughbreds horses usually weigh upwards of 1,200 pounds and a much more substantial vehicle was required.
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Do you deserve a hotty?

Sure all guys want to date a supermodel but there is something called supply and demand. There are only so many really hot girls to go around, and because of this there is competition. How do you stack up against other guys, and do you deserve to have a 10 or a 3 - take this test and find out. Read More »