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30 Jun, 08 in Celebrity, Humor, Retarded 
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Let me start this by saying the word allegedly is used way too often and with wreckless abandon, and I won’t be doing any such wasting of the word here. It was a long golf fight (like a slap fight only with stupider clothes). In the end, Tiger Woods was the winner, but controversy will exist for a while and soon there will be some testing for illegal substances. Continue Reading »
16 Jun, 08 in Celebrity, News Michael No Comments »
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The National Thoroughbred Racing Association was sent scrambling for a solution following the Eight Belles’ fatal breakdown in the Kentucky Derby. Race officials have decided on a similar approach used by the NFL where carts take injured players off the field for treatment. In this case the thoroughbreds horses usually weigh upwards of 1,200 pounds and a much more substantial vehicle was required.
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05 May, 08 in Celebrity, Humor Jerome 2 Comments »
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When you’re let’s say a governor surfing the web and looking for a professional woman there are many things to consider in finding the right vendor. You can go on looks, personality, physical features, but what about brains? Admitted to Oxford University at the age of 13 Sufiah Yusof is now available for about $260 bucks. Continue Reading »
01 Apr, 08 in Celebrity, Retarded Jerome No Comments »
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Actor Richard Widmark died after being shot in the spine by an illegal alien the age of 93. That was what I read on Wikipedia earlier today, the true cause according to his wife was the he died of a long term illness. So unless you buy into a wild conspiracy theory that the wife and gardener were having an affair and she’s covering up for him you can chalk this up to another crazy web rumor, like 9/11 being a conspiracy. Continue Reading »
26 Mar, 08 in Celebrity, Pranks, Retarded Jerome No Comments »
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Pro golfer Tripp Isenhour made what amateur golfers could only dream of, killing a hawk at 75 yards with a golf ball. He took several shots from about 300 yards at the noisy bird that was interrupting the TV show he was filming then moved closer. Like all lazy golfers he drove rather than walking but with his seventh attempt he nailed the hawk in the head with a golf ball from 225 feet away.
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07 Mar, 08 in Celebrity, Retarded Jerome 2 Comments »
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This billionaire had an estimated fortune of $40 billion, which once placed him at the top of Fortune magazine’s list of the world’s richest people. Recent reports, however, suggest that his treasure has dwindled to a only $10 billion due to his lavish spending and bad land deals. How do you blow $30 billion which is roughly equivalent to the entire annual income of all 125 million people living in Bangladesh? Continue Reading »
06 Mar, 08 in Celebrity, Financial, Retarded Jerome 6 Comments »
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Parish Hilton has found religion, well sort of she was recently photographed with what looked like a Buddhist monk near LA. As it turns out the ‘monk’ was a 52 year old semi crazy actor who was in Pirates of the Caribbean. Paris probably decided that nothing would be more fun than messing with the paparazzi for a change and the old guy figured she was worth getting herpes for. Continue Reading »
05 Mar, 08 in Celebrity, Humor, Retarded Jerome 1 Comment »
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Wonder how you measure up to famous celebrities? Well ask no longer see how you size up to notable figures of the past and present. Continue Reading »
22 Feb, 08 in Celebrity, Factoid, Retarded Jerome No Comments »
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Just imagine if the world’s most famous band hadn’t been destroyed by Yoko Ono. You may say that I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one and I can only imagine a world without that ugly chick. Just how different would the world be without her, well here are ten things that would definitely have made the world a little better place… Continue Reading »
22 Feb, 08 in Celebrity, Entertainment, Retarded Jerome 3 Comments »
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