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		<title>KISS rock band Lego set</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 18:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the Rock Legends KISS in Legos made by Jonathan Gilbert, including Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and Peter Criss. They are in their tour outfits from 1975, the Dressed To Kill Tour. More Pictures]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrities giving the gift of death</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Getting an expensive car, race boat or airplane from a celebrity may seem like a perfect gift but it could wind up costing you your life. Here are the top 10 celebrity gifts, the givers, and the rest of their sad story. #headline { margin: 0; background-image: url(http://retardzone.com/uploads/2008/10/lucas/top.png); background-repeat:no-repeat; padding-top: 12px; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://retardzone.com/2009/04/23/celebrities-giving-the-gift-of-death/"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/04/gift-thumb.jpg" alt="Celebrity gifts that killed" class="thumbnail" /></a> Getting an expensive car, race boat or airplane from a celebrity may seem like a perfect gift but it could wind up costing you your life. Here are the top 10 celebrity gifts, the givers, and the rest of their sad story.</p>
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<p><span class="lifespan"><strong>Gift: </strong>Porsche<br />
          <strong><br />
Victim: </strong>Diane Thomas (friend/writer)<strong><br />
</strong><br />
Diane Thomas died only a year after the release of Romancing The Stone. Thomas was a Malibu, California waitress at the time she wrote the script, which later sold for $250,000. Sadly, Thomas died in a car accident in a Porsche that Michael Douglas bought her after the success of Romancing the Stone.</span></p>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText"><span class="lifespan"><strong>Gift: </strong>Ferrari<br />
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Victim: </strong>David Murdock<br />
       (son)<strong><br />
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<p class="lifespan"> David Howard Murdock II, 36, whose father is CEO of the Westlake Village-based Dole Food Co., died in a car accident in an early morning while driving his 2003 Ferrari on the Santa Monica Freeway. The ferrari failed to turn when the road curved and drove down an embankment hitting trees below.</p>
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<p class="lifespan"><strong>Gift: </strong>Lockheed Lodestar<br />
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Victim: </strong>Mike Todd (husband)<strong><br />
</strong><br />
Movie producer Michael Todd, the third husband of Elizabeth Taylor, poses outside his private plane, &quot;The Liz.&quot; Soon after this photo was taken, the plane crashed in New Mexico, killing Todd and the three others on board. <strong><br />
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<p class="lifespan"><strong>Gift: </strong>Lamborghini Gallardo<br />
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Victim: </strong>Lee Ward (son)<strong><br />
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British oil magnate Charles Ward&#8217;s son Lee died in a spectacular crash after losing control of his white Lamborghini  and plummeting off a 250 ft cliff in Spain.</td>
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<p><span class="lifespan"><strong>Gift: </strong>Rover P6 Sedan<br />
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Victim: </strong>Grace Kelly (wife)<strong><br />
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Grace Kelly drive her Rover car off the serpentine road down a mountainside. Princess Grace was pulled alive from the wreckage, but had suffered serious injuries and was unconscious. She died the following day at the Monaco Hospital. </span></p>
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<p class="lifespan"><strong>Gift: </strong>Racing Powerboat<br />
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Victim: </strong>Stefano Casiraghi<strong><br />
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Princess Caroline,  is the eldest child of the late Prince Rainier III of Monaco. Her husband Stefano Casiraghi was killed in when his powerboat Pinot di Pinot flipped off the coast of Monaco near Cap Ferrat on 3 October 1990. The boat did not have a full canopy, and experts who studied the accident have said that Casiraghi would most likely have survived the accident had the boat been equipped with such a canopy<strong><br />
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<p><span class="lifespan"><strong>Gift: </strong>Motorcycle<br />
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Victim: </strong>Lance Owens (brother)<strong><br />
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Queen Latifah&#8217;s older brother Lance Owens, who was a police officer, died in an accident on the motorcycle Latifah bought for him as a present. She still wears the motorcycle key around her neck. In her 1999 autobiography, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/product/0688156231/?tag=retar-20" target="_blank">Ladies First: Revelations of a Strong Woman</a>, Latifah discussed how her brother&#8217;s death led to a bout of depression and drug abuse, from which she later recovered.</span></p>
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<p class="lifespan"><strong>Gift: </strong>convertible Mercedes<br />
        <strong><br />
Victim: </strong>Ennis Cosby(son)<strong><br />
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Bill Cosby&#8217;s son Ennis who was  a graduate student was killed when his Mercedes convertible had a flat tire and he was killed while changing it.  The $130,000 dollar vehicle apparently drew the interest of a Ukranian man who shot Ennis, and apparently didn&#8217;t want to finish changing the tire.<br />
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText"><span class="lifespan"><strong>Gift: </strong>Mercedes<br />
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Victim: </strong>Basil Assad (son)<strong><br />
</strong><br />
Basil Assad (31), son of Syrian President Hafez Assad and head of the presidential security apparatus, was killed when his Mercedes collided with a motorway roundabout. He had been driving fast through fog on his way to the Damascus Airport when the collision occurred.</span><br />
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<p class="lifespan"><strong>Gift: </strong>Mercedes<br />
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Victim: </strong>Andrew Singh (nephew)<strong><br />
</strong><br />
Andrew Singh, an heir to the New Look clothing fortune, was killed almost instantly after he hit a taxi on the King&#8217;s Road as he drove while more than twice the legal limit. The nephew of New Look magnate Tom Singh swerved between lanes at high speed and hit the cab traveling in the opposite direction, seriously injuring the driver and passenger.</p>
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		<title>Literal music video from Red Hot Chili Peppers</title>
		<link>http://retardzone.com/2009/04/17/literal-music-video-from-red-hot-chili-peppers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 21:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a literal version of their famous Red Hot Chili Peppers under the bridge song that actually matches the video. Maybe if more drugged out hippies musicians would lay off the drugs for a few days their videos might make a little more sense like this one.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/04/literal-song.jpg" alt="Literal Music Video" class="thumbnail" /></a>Here is a literal version of their famous Red Hot Chili Peppers under the bridge song that actually matches the video.  Maybe if more <strike>drugged out hippies</strike> musicians would lay off the drugs for a few days their videos might make a little more sense like this one.<br />
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		<title>Eating from the dead: top 10 deceased food icons</title>
		<link>http://retardzone.com/2009/04/14/eating-from-the-dead-top-10-deceased-food-icons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not really cannibalism but there&#8217;s a very good chance you&#8217;re eating the dead (well not literally but it&#8217;s the job of the new press to jump to conclusions.) Some of the biggest names in food aren&#8217;t as fresh as their frozen food. Here&#8217;s the ten biggest names in food branding who aren&#8217;t letting death [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://retardzone.com/2009/04/14/eating-from-the-dead-top-10-deceased-food-icons/"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/04/dead-food-thumb.jpg" alt="Eating the dead" class="thumbnail" /></a> It&#8217;s not really cannibalism but there&#8217;s a very good chance you&#8217;re eating the dead (well not literally but it&#8217;s the job of the new press to jump to conclusions.) Some of the biggest names in food aren&#8217;t as fresh as their frozen food. Here&#8217;s the ten biggest names in food branding who aren&#8217;t letting death slow them down&#8230;</p>
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<p><span class="lifespan">At age 12, he began growing his own popping corn as a 4-H project, and his hobby of raising the perfect popcorn became a lifelong obsession. He passed away in 1995, but this popcorn king&#8217;s folksy persona has such staying power that last week he was named &quot;favorite icon&quot; for 2007 on the Madison Avenue Advertising Walk of Fame.</span><br />
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText"><strong class="style3">1925-2008</strong></p>
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<p><span class="lifespan"></span>Paul Leonard Newman was an oscar winning actor and director. He co-founded Newman&#8217;s Own, a food company from which Newman donated all post-tax profits and royalties to charity.[5] As of October 2008, these donations had exceeded US $250 million</p>
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<p>      <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Unknown</span> </p>
<p><span class="lifespan">When Charles A. See founded his candy company in 1921, he didn&#8217;t need to invent a figurehead, as many companies did at the time. (That same year, General Mills came up with the fictional Betty Crocker.) Charles turned to his mother, Mary See, whose principles inspired his business ethics, and whose recipes for candies such as Chocolate Walnut Fudge and Victoria Toffee were the cornerstone of his success, according to a company press ki</span>t.</p>
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<p><strong class="style3">1932-2002</strong></p>
<p>        <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Cancer</span></p>
<p><span class="lifespan">Dave  Thomas was an American restaurant owner and philanthropist. Thomas was the founder and chief executive officer of Wendy&#8217;s Old Fashioned Hamburgers, a fast-food restaurant chain specializing in hamburgers. He is also known for appearing in more than 800 commercial advertisements for the chain from 1989 to 2002&ndash;more than any other person in television history.</span></p>
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<p><strong class="style3">1907-1995</strong></p>
<p>      <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Cancer</span> </p>
<p><span class="lifespan">Marie Callender, began selling pies to friends and restaurants as a way to make extra money. By 1948, to meet customer demand, the Callender family opened a wholesale bakery, selling the family car to finance the new company, according to a timeline from Con-Agra Foods, which now owns the Marie Callender frozen foods line (but not the restaurants or pie business.)</span></p>
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<p><strong class="style3">1908-2006</strong></p>
<p>        <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death: </strong>Cancer </span> </p>
<p><span class="lifespan">The real Sara Lee Lubin never held a management position in the corporation but did work part-time in the plant offices. Over the years, however, she did appear as a corporate spokesperson for the company in some advertisements. She devoted her time in supporting education causes such as the advancement of woman and girls in science.</span></p>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText"><strong class="style3">1880-1959</strong></p>
<p>      <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Cancer</span></p>
<p><span class="lifespan"> He was well-respected food critic-turned-cake-mix- king. While traveling cross-country as a salesman, he kept track of the roadside restaurants where he ate and began circulating the list as Christmas presents. In 1948, he was approached by North Carolina businessman Roy Park to lend his name to a line of premium-packaged foods. Initially, there were hundreds of products under the Hines-Park name. In 1956 Procter &amp; Gamble bought the brand, which was eventually pared down to baking mixes</span></p>
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<p><strong class="style3">1890-1980</strong></p>
<p>        <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> pneumonia / diagnosed with leukemia</span> </p>
<p><span class="lifespan">Sanders sold the Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation, in 1964, for $2,000,000 to a partnership of Kentucky businessmen headed by John Y. Brown, Jr. The deal did not include the Canadian operations, where Sanders continued to collect franchise fees. In 1973 he sued  over alleged misuse of his image in promoting products he had not helped develop. In 1975 Heublein Inc. unsuccessfully sued Sanders for libel after he publicly referred to their gravy as &quot;sludge&quot; with a &quot;wallpaper taste&quot;. </span></p>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText"><strong class="style3">1898-1985</strong></p>
<p>      <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Unknown <br />
      (son died of cancer)</span></p>
<p class="lifespan">In 1924, he opened his own Italian restaurant in Cleveland, called Il Giardi. When patrons asked for his spaghetti sauce, he began selling it in milk bottles. Then he added dry pasta and packets of cheese to go with the sauce. When he outgrew his restaurant location, he opened a food-processing plant and eventually changed the spelling. For many Americans, Chef Boyardee was their first introduction to Italian food. Although he sold his company in 1946, he continued as a consultant until his death in 1985.</p>
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<p><strong class="style3">UNKNOWN</strong></p>
<p>        <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Unknown</span> </p>
<p><span class="lifespan">The real &quot;Uncle Ben&quot; was a rice farmer from Houston, Texas, whose rice crop continually won awards for its high quality, according to information from the The Museum of Public Relations. In the 1940s, Gordon L. Harwell decided to name his rice company after the farmer, who had passed away. Hardwell used the maitre d&#8217; of a Chicago restaurant, Frank Brown, to represent the image of &quot;Uncle Ben.&quot; For many years, the brand drew criticism for racist overtones.</span></p>
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<p>Based on my research it is clear that their food causes cancer.</p>
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		<title>Glenn Beck predicts apocalypse</title>
		<link>http://retardzone.com/2009/04/07/glenn-beck-predicts-apocalypse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 21:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s always nice when TV personalities predict things like world series winners or win to sell your house. It&#8217;s even cooler when they go nuts like Olbermann does almost every night. This one is a cartoon and really didn&#8217;t happen but it&#8217;s still pretty cool. We should really encourage this sort of behavior rather than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://retardzone.com/2009/04/07/glenn-beck-predicts-apocalypse/"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/04/beck-thumb.jpg" alt="Glenn Beck predicts apocolypse" class="thumbnail" /></a>It&#8217;s always nice when TV personalities predict things like world series winners or win to sell your house.  It&#8217;s even cooler when they go nuts like Olbermann does almost every night. This one is a cartoon and really didn&#8217;t happen but it&#8217;s still pretty cool.<br />
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We should really encourage this sort of behavior rather than firing them like Imus, TV would be a whole lot more entertaining.</p>
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		<title>Famous dead skiers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:50:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Natasha Richardson became the latest high profile celebrity to die while famous and skiing. While it may be safer than drving, bicycling, or swimming there is sometimes blood on the ice (especially if you&#8217;re trying to combine any other sports like Micheal Kennedy). #headline { margin: 0; background-image: url(http://retardzone.com/uploads/2008/10/lucas/top.png); background-repeat:no-repeat; padding-top: 12px; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://retardzone.com/2009/03/17/famous-dead-skiers/"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/03/skiing-thumb.jpg" alt="Famous Dead Skiers" class="thumbnail" /></a>Natasha Richardson became the latest high profile celebrity to die while famous and skiing. While it may be safer than drving, bicycling, or swimming there is sometimes blood on the ice (especially if you&#8217;re trying to combine any other sports like Micheal Kennedy).</p>
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<p> The wife of actor Liam Neeson   fell during a private lesson at Mont Tremblant resort yesterday and allegedly told resort employees she felt fine. But an hour later, she complained of an extreme headache and was rushed to a nearby hospital and was brain dead soon after.</p>
<p>        <strong>Occupation: </strong>Actress</p>
<p>        <strong>Age:</strong> 45</p>
<p>        <strong>Location: </strong>Mont Tremblant, Canada
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText">Bono wrote, arranged, and produced a number of hit records with singles like &quot;I Got You Babe&quot; and &quot;The Beat Goes On,&quot; although his wife Cher received more attention. His current wife took over his job as a congressmen after his death.</p>
<p>      <strong>Occupation: </strong>Congressman (former singing star with Cher)</p>
<p>      <strong>Age:</strong> 62</p>
<p>    <strong>Location: </strong>Lake Tahoe, Nevada</td>
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<p>Michael Kennedy died at the end of 1997 in a skiing accident in Aspen, Colorado. He was skiing with several other members of the Kennedy family when he hit a tree while they were playing football on skis. Kennedy was not wearing a helmet or other safety equipment, and was reportedly filming the football game on a camcorder.</p>
<p>        <strong>Occupation: </strong>Robert Kennedy&#8217;s son / head of his brother&#8217;s non-profit</p>
<p>        <strong>Age:</strong> 39</p>
<p>      <strong>Location: </strong>Aspen, Colorado</p>
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<p>MacPherson was drafted in the first round, 20th overall, of the 1984 NHL Entry Draft by the New York Islanders. In the summer of 1989 the former first round NHL player  went on a solo vacation around Europe. His rental car was discovered six weeks later in the parking lot of the Stubaier Gletscher resort in the Stubai Alps in Austria, where he had rented a snowboard and taken lessons.  In July, 2003, an employee of the resort discovered his perfectly-preserved body in melting snow.</p>
<p>        <strong>Occupation: </strong>Hockey Player</p>
<p>        <strong>Age:</strong> 23</p>
<p>    <strong>Location: </strong>Stubai Alps, Austria</p>
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<p>Ulrike Maier was an Austrian alpine skier, two-time Super-G World Alpine Ski Champion. On 29 January 1994 during a World Cup downhill race in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany, Maier crashed while skiing at 120 km/h down the slope and broke her neck and died shortly after reaching the hospital.</p>
<p>        <strong>Occupation: </strong>Professional Skier</p>
<p>        <strong>Age:</strong> 26</p>
<p>      <strong>Location: </strong>Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany</p>
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<p>Doug Coombs Extreme Skiing Pioneer in the US was an American alpine skier and mountaineer who helped to pioneer the sport of extreme skiing, both in North America and worldwide. He died in a severe fall at the Couloir de Polichinelle in La Grave, France while trying to rescue his friend Chad VanderHam, who had fallen and later also died from his injuries.</p>
<p>        <strong>Occupation: </strong>Skiing Pioneer</p>
<p>        <strong>Age:</strong> 48</p>
<p>    <strong>Location: </strong><strong> </strong>La Grave, France
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText">Ewell Doak Walker, Jr. was punter / kicker / halfback for the NFL Detroit Lions and a member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame. He later married Olympic skier Skeeter Werner. Doak Walker died September 27, 1998 as a result of injuries suffered previously in a skiing accident.</p>
<p>      <strong>Occupation: </strong>Retired NFL Player</p>
<p>      <strong>Age:</strong> 71</p>
<p>    <strong>Location: </strong> Steamboat Springs, Colorado</td>
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<p>John Fleetwood McWethy was a journalist Special Correspondent for ABC News. McWethy died in a skiing accident while at Keystone Resort. Witnesses reported he missed a turn and struck a tree, suffering blunt force trauma to his chest.</p>
<p>        <strong>Occupation: </strong>Journalist</p>
<p>        <strong>Age:</strong> 60</p>
<p>    <strong>Location: </strong>Keystone, Colorado</p>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText">Michel Trudeau was the youngest son of the late Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. He was killed in an avalanche while skiing at British Columbia&#8217;s Kokanee Glacier Provincial Park. His body was swept into Kokanee Lake. An extensive search was launched, but his body was never found, since the lake&#8217;s high altitude and limited days of open waters each year prevented divers from completing the search. </p>
<p>      <strong>Occupation: </strong>Student</p>
<p>      <strong>Age:</strong> 23</p>
<p>    <strong>Location: </strong>Kokanee Glacier Provincial Park, Canada</td>
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<p>Alfonso, Duke of Anjou and 1st Duke of C&aacute;diz Grandee of Spain was a grandson of King Alfonso XIII of Spain and a legitimate claimant to the throne of France. Alfonso died in a skiing accident in Beaver Creek, Eagle County, Colorado on 30 January 1989. He collided with a cable which was being raised to support a banner at the finish line of a course at the FIS Alpine World Ski Championships.</p>
<p>        <strong>Occupation: </strong>Wannabe Monarch / heir to the throne (see Kennedy above)</p>
<p>        <strong>Age:</strong> 52</p>
<p>    <strong>Location: </strong>Beaverton, Colorado</p>
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<p>There has been less than one death for every million ski-lift tickets sold in the last decade in the United States. By contrast, the National Safety Council reports that in 1995, the fatality rate for bicycling was 7.1 per million days spent bicycling, and the drowning rate was 17 per million days spent in water sports.</p>
<p>&#8221;You are 10 times more likely to become a fatality statistic bicycling than skiing, 100 times more likely in water sports,&#8221; said John Frew, president of Colorado Ski Country USA, a group that represents ski areas.</p>
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<li>85% of all fatalities are males, although males represent only about 55% of the skiers on the hill. </li>
<li>In a typical year there are about 135,000 medically significant snow sport injuries in the US. Shealy has found 2.5% (3400) of the 135,000 are potentially serious head injuries. </li>
<li>Annually the US has about 800 head injuries that will have some consequences, in a population of 10 to 15 million participants.</li>
<li>Approximately 60% of all fatal injuries in skiing involve the head. </li>
<li>Of the 800 serious head injuries or prevent very many of the 20 head related deaths which occur each year (the Consumer Product Safety Commission estimates 11 would be prevented).</li>
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<p><a href="http://www.vermontskisafety.com/vsrfaq6.php">Vermont Ski Safety</a></p>
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		<title>Why Rihanna really won&#8217;t leave Chris Brown</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all wondered why this month&#8217;s celebrity diva / public train wreck Rihanna didn&#8217;t leave her teenage abuser Chris (the girl beater) Brown. The answer could be as simple as many women stay with their abusers out of love or insecurity or something far more sinister and we&#8217;re willing to buy into pretty much any [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://retardzone.com/2009/03/17/why-rihanna-really-wont-leave-chris-brown/"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/03/rihanna-thumb.jpg" alt="Hollywood Curses" class="thumbnail" /></a> We&#8217;ve all wondered why this month&#8217;s celebrity diva / public train wreck Rihanna didn&#8217;t leave her teenage abuser Chris (the girl beater) Brown. The answer could be as simple as many women stay with their abusers out of love or insecurity or something far more sinister and we&#8217;re willing to buy into pretty much any conspiracy theater floating on the web, and a few we just made up.</p>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText">Rihanna died from her beating days later and Chris is using an impersonator to claim her mega fortune.</td>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText">There is no better witness to Rihanna&#8217;s true sexual identity than her boyfriend. If cut loose Chris is willing to reveal the truth that Rihanna has a bigger one than he does.</td>
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<p>He&#8217;s under her umbrella and won&#8217;t give it back, without the magic umbrella which is the source of the singer&#8217;s otherwise untalented mega successful career.</p>
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<p>It&#8217;s a little known fact that Chris&#8217;s mother is a Jamaican voodoo priestess and is controlling her mind in a desperate bid to avoid Federline-like separation.</p>
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<p>The stereotype is true and Chris Brown is hung like a Shetland pony.</p>
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<p>She is covering for a closely guarded secret that could bring down her career and she is afraid he will reveal: Rihanna and Chris are related.  The two are apparently brotha and sista.</p>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText">She feels bad about giving him the herp, tabloids report that the beating occurred after a painful rash broke out on Chris and he discovered it had nothing to do with an allergic reaction to new laundry detergent as Rihanna had falsely claimed.</td>
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<p>Rihanna has a brown beloved poodle hybrid, mixture of a Maltese and a Poodle that Brown has kidnapped and threatened to feed to a Korean family if she leaves him.
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText">Rihanna was not beaten by Chris Brown, the boyfriend is covering for Rihanna&#8217;s mother who was the one who really beat her.</td>
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<p>The very religious and slightly dim-witted Rihanna was convinced by Chris that the beating occurred only after he was possessed by an evil spirit that well known con-man and Ghost huckster John Edwards claimed to have exorcised.</p>
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		<title>Top 10 signs Michael Phelps was a stoner</title>
		<link>http://retardzone.com/2009/02/02/top-10-signs-michael-phelps-was-a-stoner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 18:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The signs were all there, looking back it was obvious that Michael Phelps was not just the world&#8217;s greatest swimmer of all time but he was the greatest stoner athlete of all time. Here are the top ten signs we should have known before those pics came out of him over the weekend. #headline { [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://retardzone.com/2009/02/02/top-10-signs-michael-phelps-was-a-stoner/"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/02/phelps-thumb.jpg" alt="Hollywood Curses" class="thumbnail" /></a> The signs were all there, looking back it was obvious that Michael Phelps was not just the world&#8217;s greatest swimmer of all time but he was the greatest stoner athlete of all time. Here are the top ten signs we should have known before <a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/150832/14-times-Olympic-gold-medal-winner-Michael-Phelps-caught-with-bong-cannabis-pipe.html" target="_blank">those pics</a> came out of him over the weekend.</p>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText">When someone is downing pancakes like he&#8217;s starving and goes through over 10,000 calories a day that&#8217;s not just hunger at work. That&#8217;s an olympic case of the muchies.</p>
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    * Increased appetite</td>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText">His interviews are meandering mumbling stumbling misadventures in foggy thinking. After a two minute interview with Phelps you wonder how he found the other end of the pool.</p>
<p>      <strong>Symptoms:</strong><br />
      * Impaired judgment<br />
      * Inappropriate laughter<br />
    * Impaired short-term memory</td>
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<p>This swimmer looks like he&#8217;s about to fall asleep and drown in the pool at every turn. You&#8217;d think he was in a jacuzzi after drinking a few beers not in a cold swimming pool racing at olympic speeds with a face like this.</p>
<p>        <strong>Symptoms:</strong><br />
* Sleepy appearance</p>
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<p>Sure he was on a cereal box and has had a few commercials but for the winner of the most medals in world history he&#8217;s not cashing in like he should.</p>
<p>          <strong>Symptom:</strong><br />
* Continued marijuana use despite significant problems related to use (e.g., financial/legal problems or neglecting responsibilities).</p>
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<p>The press has covered this up but we have it on very reliable third person unnamed sources that heard it from someone who says they heard it from someone who knows Phelps that he thinks he&#8217;s Aquaman. Here is photographic evidence of his delusion.</p>
<p>        <strong>Symptom:</strong><br />
*  Altered perception of reality(e.g., hallucinations, delusions and suspicious thoughts).</p>
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<p>A the time his over the top celebrations seemed like patriotic exuberance, but this isn&#8217;t the behavior of a normal person winning the world&#8217;s 143rd most popular sport.</p>
<p>        <strong>Symptom:</strong><br />
* Grandiosity (acting in a pompous or boastful manner)</p>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText">Sure swimming is fun, and training takes time but there is no professional swimming league to go onto after the olympics. This guy has never had a real job and cereal endorsement cash only goes so far.</p>
<p>      <strong>Symptom:</strong><br />
* Reduced motivation</td>
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<p>Many simply assumed his bloodshot buggy eyes were the result of prolonged exposure to chlorinated pool water, know we know the truth.</p>
<p>        <strong>Symptoms:</strong><br />
*  Dilated (large) pupils<br />
* Bloodshot eyes
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText">In a world of stupid athletes Michael Phelps has set himself apart as being a world class idiot. </p>
<p>      <strong>Symptoms:</strong><br />
* Difficulty thinking<br />
* Chronic reduction of attention span </td>
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<p>For a guy who is being chased by and photographed with women constantly pictures like this make you wonder.</p>
<p>        <strong>Symptom:</strong><br />
&bull; lowering of testosterone </p>
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		<title>Tiger Wood&#8217;s new job</title>
		<link>http://retardzone.com/2009/01/30/tiger-woods-new-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:51:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tiger Woods has recently found himself semi-unemployed, and with inflation looming he&#8217;ll need to find himself another job soon if he wants to maintain the lifestyle he&#8217;s accustomed to. Here are six recession proof industries that can afford to employ Tiger through these difficult times. #picname-00, #picname-01, #picname-02, #picname-03, #picname-04, #picname-05 { width: 600px; background: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://retardzone.com/2009/01/30/tiger-woods-new-job/"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/tiger-thumb.jpg" alt="Tiger Woods New Job" class="thumbnail" /></a>Tiger Woods has recently found himself <a href="http://retardnews.com/2008/11/24/gm-lays-off-tiger-woods/">semi-unemployed</a>, and with inflation looming he&#8217;ll need to find himself another job soon if he wants to maintain the lifestyle he&#8217;s accustomed to. Here are six recession proof industries that can afford to employ Tiger through these difficult times.<br />
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<td width="498" id="CaptionText">Tiger&#8217;s dad was in the Army so it&#8217;s this one&#8217;s a natural. The Army is always hiring and with two wars with no end in site they&#8217;ll need all the good publicity they can grab on to. What&#8217;s a better sell to 18 year old males than a millionaire with a supermodel. </p>
<p>      Plus if the Army ends it&#8217;s don&#8217;t ask don&#8217;t tell policy he&#8217;s a hunky beefcake that show just how sexy men in uniform look.</p>
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<td width="498" id="CaptionText">Nurses can make over a hundred thousand dollars a year and with the greatest generation in diapers someone needs to clean up after them. </p>
<p>      This is your chance to make near doctor money without having to get into medical school and act like you know more than doctors. Plus since the 1980s cute nurses are no longer in vogue and even ugly chicks can apply.</p>
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<td width="498" id="CaptionText">The government is always hiring, and if they run short on money they can raise taxes or just print more money. Plus 2008 has taught us the public will elect an inexperienced black candidate offering nothing more than hope over any number of experienced white candidates.</p>
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<td width="498" id="CaptionText">Law enforcment is the fastest growing public sector job and security jobs are the fastest in the private sector. WIth the economy worsening more people will turn to crime and we&#8217;ll need an army of cops to chase them down.</p>
<p>      If Tiger can make golf cool he can make donuts and guns downright rivetting.</p>
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<td width="498" id="CaptionText">Tiger is smart and he went to Stanford for two years before dominating the world of golf so he&#8217;s seen a classroom. </p>
<p>    Teachers have the budget to pull this off with an average salary of $60,000 a year in California. Teaching isn&#8217;t the oldest profession in the world but it&#8217;s aging and with a generation of teachers ready to retire Tiger could help recruit the next one.</td>
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<td width="498" id="CaptionText">With millions of people defaulting on student loans, credit cards and home mortgages someone has to make those harassing phone calls asking for money. We&#8217;ll need an army of phone operators pressuring people to pay their bills if we&#8217;re going to save our financial institutions in between government bailouts. Tiger&#8217;s bright smile can put a fresh face behind those  cubicled heroes dialing for dollars.</p>
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		<title>10 biggest curses in Hollywood</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/curse-thumb.jpg" alt="Hollywood Curses" class="thumbnail" /></a> Here are the ten biggest  Hollywood curses of all time according to our crack team of researchers and the first page of Google search results on the subject.</p>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">&#8216;THE POLTERGEIST  (1982)</td>
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      It&#8217;s rumored that spirits were upset by the accidental use of real skeletal remains during filming. Four of it&#8217;s actors died within six years of the Poltergeist trilogy. Among them 12 year old Heather O&#8217;Rourke went to the hospital for what was believed to be the flu and died the next day. American Indian actor  Will Sampson, 53, who played the medicine man, performed an on-set exorcism; he died a year later with kidney failure. Dominique Dunne, 22, was killed by her jealous boyfriend. Julian Beck, 60 (Detective Kane), died of stomach cancer. </p>
<p>      <strong>Body Count:<br />
      </strong> <img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /></td>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">&#8216;Twilight Zone: The Movie&#8217; (1983)</td>
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    During a helicopter rescue scene a special effects explosion actually shot down a helicopter killed three cast members and decapitated star Vic Morrow. The film based on the popular TV series was released without that chapter and flopped in the box office.</p>
<p>    <strong>Body Count:<br />
    </strong> <img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /></td>
<td width="109" class="style2" id="placcard">2</td>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">&#8216;Soul Men&#8217; (2008)</td>
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<p>50 year old Bernie Mac died August 9th, 2008 only to have co-star Isaac Hayes die one day later. It is rumored that Samuel L. Jackson locked himself in a hospital that night fearing celebrities die in threes. This pathetic comedy wasn&#8217;t released until two months the untimely deaths of it&#8217;s stars and made only $12 million dollars domestically.</p>
<p>        <strong>Body Count:<br />
      </strong> <img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /></p>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">&#8216;THE OMEN&#8217; (1976)</td>
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<p>Scriptwriter David Seltzer&#8217;s plane was struck by lightning.</p>
<p>      Star Gregory Peck, in a separate incident, had his plane struck by lightning.</p>
<p>      Richard Donner&#8217;s hotel was bombed by the Provisional IRA.</p>
<p>      Gregory Peck canceled his reservation on a flight. The plane he had originally chartered crashed, killing all on board (a group of Japanese businessmen).</p>
<p>      A warden at the safari park used in the &quot;crazy baboon&quot; scene was attacked and killed by a lion the day after the crew left.</p>
<p>      Rottweilers hired for the film attacked their trainers.</p>
<p>      On the first day of shooting, the principal members of the crew got in a head-on car crash.</p>
<p>      The curse continues to this day where the remake may have doomed multiple careers.</p>
<p>        <strong>Body Count:<br />
        </strong> <img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25" align="absmiddle"  /> <br />
    &bull; not including  A plane full of Japanese businessmen the pilot and his family.</p>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">&#8216;THE MATRIX TRILOGY&#8217; (1999-2003)</td>
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<p>22-year-old Aaliyah hadn&#8217;t even finished filming before she died in a plane crash. The &#8216;Oracle&#8217; Gloria Foster didn&#8217;t see her own death coming and it was rumored Brandon Lee had been cast to play Neo before his death. Perhaps the greatest curse fell upon the creators who haven&#8217;t made a decent film since.</p>
<p>        <strong>Body Count:<br />
    </strong> <img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /></p>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">&#8216;Superman&#8217; (1951 and continuing)</td>
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<p>The curse of Superman mainly strikes the actors cast as the good guys &ndash; play one of them, and there&#8217;s a good chance your career will stall or you&#8217;ll suffer serious misfortune. The most famous victims are George Reeves and Christopher Reeve. George played Superman in the 1950s. In 1959, eight days before he was due to be married, he was found dead from a gunshot wound, a mystery that provided the plot of last year&#8217;s Hollywoodland, starring Ben Affleck. Christopher was paralyzed after being thrown from his horse in 1995. In 2004, he died from heart failure. </p>
<p>      Margot Kidder (Lois Lane) now suffers from bipolar disorder. Marlon Brando played Superman&#8217;s dad before a series of tragedies befell his personal life, involving the imprisonment and death of his son Christian. Richard Pryor (Superman III), was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. The careers of actors Kirk Allen and Dean Cain nose dived after playing the Man of Steel. </p>
<p>    <strong>Body Count:<br />
    </strong> <img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /></td>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">&#8216;Rebel Without a Cause&#8217; (1955)</td>
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    James Dean&rsquo;s breakout role as a troubled teen would curse all three of the film&#8217;s stars to untimely deaths. James Dean died in a head on car crash in 1955. Natalie Wood who played his girlfriend drown just off of Catalina Island in 1981. Sal Mineo was stabbed to death at age 37. </p>
<p>    <strong>Body Count:<br />
    </strong> <img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /></td>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">&#8216;The Misfits&#8217; (1961)</td>
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<p>The Misfits would prove to be the last major film for it&#8217;s three stars Clark Gable, Marilyn Monroe and Montgomery Clift. This film had major locations throughout it&#8217;s production because of a heat wave in the Black Rock Desert. 59-year-old Clark Gable died of a hear attack 11 days after filming his own stunts in the heat.  Monroe died of a drug overdose a year later and Clift died five years later.</p>
<p>    <strong>Body Count:<br />
    </strong> <img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /></p>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">&#8216;Atuk&#8217;  (Unreleased)</td>
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    The  comedy &quot;The Incomparable Atuk &quot; about an Eskimo warrior moving to the big city has never made partly because many who were cast  died. Jim Belushi was originally cast died before filming began in 1982. Sam Kinison who would later die in a car accident accepted the role only to have financing for the film shut the production down. John Candy was considered for the role before dying of a heart attack in 1994, and Chris Farley was rumored to have accepted the role before dying of a drug overdose in 1997.</p>
<p>    <strong>Body Count:<br />
    </strong> <img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /></td>
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<p>Hollywood maverick turned crazy shut-in who saved his own urine in bottles made this box office disaster biopic of Genghis Khan. The recluse cast the caucasian cowboy actor John Wayne and things went bad from there. While filming a black panther tried to eat the female lead Susan Hayward.</p>
<p>      In a disastrous location selection the film was made in Utah&#8217;s Snow Canyon which was chalk full of fallout from nearby nuclear bomb tests at Yucca Flats. Of the 220 crew members 91 developed cancer and 46 died including the film&#8217;s star John Wayne, director Dick Powell and Susan Hayward.<br />
      Photos from the movie exist of Wayne and other crew members holding Geiger counters that were off the charts</p>
<p>    <strong>Body Count:<br />
    </strong> <img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/01/bodycount.png" alt="BodyCount" width="26" height="25"  /></p>
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