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22 Feb, 08 in Celebrity, Factoid, Retarded 
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Just imagine if the world’s most famous band hadn’t been destroyed by Yoko Ono. You may say that I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one and I can only imagine a world without that ugly chick. Just how different would the world be without her, well here are ten things that would definitely have made the world a little better place… Continue Reading »
22 Feb, 08 in Celebrity, Entertainment, Retarded Jerome 3 Comments »
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Anytime you hear the word ‘oscar nominated’ used repeatedly to promote a movie without hearing the even more overused catch-phrase number one movie in America be afraid, be very afraid. There Will be Blood failed to be a number one movie in America, which means that it couldn’t outdraw the likes of Hanna Montana, Juno, Alvin & The Chipmunks, and 27 Dresses. Read our superficial synopsis and save yourself the misery and pain that is sitting through this craptastrophe. Continue Reading »
14 Feb, 08 in Celebrity, Retarded, Review Jerome 2 Comments »
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Roger Clemens was a very popular athlete and a hero to many, so even after this latest alleged use of HGH and steroids many will still look up to the big guy. His image will be slightly tarnished so he will need to go for some lesser known companies and pitch himself differently after the controversy. Here are 10 suggested advertisers for Roger Clemens…
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14 Feb, 08 in Celebrity, Humor, Retarded Jerome 3 Comments »
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The 1953 Disney feature Peter Pan not only used the voice of actor Bobby Driscoll but he served as the model for the animated character. Disney’s Peter Pan had a sad ending in real life, drug addiction led to homelessness. At age 31 his body was discovered by two children playing in a tenement building in New York.
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26 Dec, 07 in Celebrity, Retarded Jerome No Comments »
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Troubled actress Winona Ryder whose career has been in a nose dive since her shoplifting incident has been on hiatus since 2001. The addiction and lack of work have apparently led her to do bad things, very bad things with a dummy. This latest fling is no ordinary Hollywood dummy this is an actual mannequin and not a very good looking one at that.
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10 Dec, 07 in Celebrity, Humor Jerome No Comments »
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Tay Zonday the guy who sounds like James Earl Jones but with an effeminate Clay Aiken vibe has gone Hollywood. Tay a graduate student became famous for recording this year’s macarena song, something so horrible it drives you insane but at the same time you keep hearing it your head. Basically it’s the musical equivalent of a virus or a car accident you can’t help staring at…
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07 Dec, 07 in Celebrity, Retarded Jerome No Comments »
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NBA Star Allen Iverson of the Denver Nuggets was arrested outside of his Denver home early Wednesday morning. Officials from the organization had no comment and the team is scheduled to play the Lakers later today. The Virginia native, was charged with felony and misdemeanor charges where police allege that systemic and organized abuse of children was conducted out of a day care center owned by Allen Iverson for the purposes of gambling.
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05 Dec, 07 in Celebrity, Humor, News, Retarded Jerome 28 Comments »
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It occurred to me that while there have been some posts recently of some Beverly Hills 90210 graduates over at Retard Media, there must be a decent post about the Beverly Hills 90210, Where Are They Now sort of post or story. Sadly I didn’t see something worthy of just copying, so instead Retard Zone decided to make our own. Continue Reading »
21 Nov, 07 in Celebrity, Humor Michael 23 Comments »
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Madonna’s 11 year old daughter Lourdes made a rare public appearance prompting biologists to scramble to classify what species she belongs to. Celebrities have a long track record of adopting orphan children and having bizarre pets, Madonna appears to have combined both trends by adopting what some believe may be Gigantopithecus Canadensis. Continue Reading »
21 Nov, 07 in Celebrity, Humor Jerome 7 Comments »
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