Madonna’s 11 year old daughter Lourdes made a rare public appearance prompting biologists to scramble to classify what species she belongs to. Celebrities have a long track record of adopting orphan children and having bizarre pets, Madonna appears to have combined both trends by adopting what some believe may be Gigantopithecus Canadensis. Continue Reading »
Christina Aguilera is just the latest in a long string of celebrities to offend the public in general with their pregnancies. Some of them can’t stand being out of the public spotlight long enough to drop another spoiled child without flaunting their baby filled bellies in our faces while we are trying to just get through our day without throwing up. Continue Reading »
Rappers have always had four staples in their videos since Michael Jackson pop music quit being cool around the time he quit being white. You could always count on seeing cash, large bottomed females, expensive looking junk and some kind of reference to committing crimes. Sadly American cash could be going the same way as the way of the gloved one. Rapper Jay-Z has left the American greenback in favor of the Euro in his latest video.
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Super celebrities Brad and Angelina recently purchased Ethiopia for an undisclosed sum. Initially reporters had concluded the mega rich couple had purchased the actual country in an effort to acquire hundreds of thousands of children for them and their celebrity friends. As it turned out they merely purchased the island of Ethiopia in the UAE’s islands of “The World” development.
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It might not be her Waterloo but Hillary Clinton had her first major blooper this weekend, but Bob Dole and Gerald Ford never got over their public falls. Perhaps inspired by the swift boats for Kerry four flags keeled over at a Clinton speech, to her credit she tried to pick up the flags as they fell, but it was retarded moment none the less. Continue Reading »
Jesus has been found in grilled cheese sandwiches, rust stains and all manners of unusual places - recently he was found hiding in a suitcase when the driver was been detained by Customs and Border Protection officers after a failed smuggling attempt. This would explain why so many Mexicans are Catholic, and cross the border. I mean for his sake if even he’s crossing the border illegally there has to be something really, really wrong going on down there. Continue Reading »
Mother of the year and professional lip syncer Britney Spears is now handicapped. Or at least that’s where she’s parking - so she is either illegally parking or officially on the dating radar for retardzone. She was getting a tan so that does count as an emergency. Continue Reading »
There are so many things wrong with Michael Jackson gracing the cover I can’t begin to count. On the plus side is is racially inclusive that Ebony magazine is now featuring white people, and it’s kind of opening up a new audience for their magazine. Just think of all the Catholic priests, white people, circus animals, and his few million crazy fans will read the magazine for the first time. Continue Reading »
Take one Metallica fan and a band that spends more time worrying about people downloading their music than actually making it. The BEARDweekone has given up shaving until the band releases their next album. The new album is scheduled for release sometime around February of 2008, but should be available for illegal download a week or two before that.
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Author JK Rowling recently revealed that beloved wizard school master Dumbledore was gay. This stunned most of the world, but there were signs all along and we break down the top 10 reasons we should have known all along. Continue Reading »
21 Nov, 07 in Celebrity, Humor 
Jerome 
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