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Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Dead TerroristA little humor here Jeff Dunham the comedian with a Achmed the dead terrorist skeleton dummy…
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Metallica fan goes on shaving strike waiting for new album

Metallica Fan Shaving StrikeTake one Metallica fan and a band that spends more time worrying about people downloading their music than actually making it. The BEARDweekone has given up shaving until the band releases their next album. The new album is scheduled for release sometime around February of 2008, but should be available for illegal download a week or two before that.
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Google hates veterans

Google hates American VeteransGoogle has celebrated more than 62 holidays that it considers to be more important than memorial day or veterans day in the United States. They have gone so far as to actually celebrate Australian Veterans day. Maybe it would be more correct to say that they just hate American veterans because they already recognize Australian Veterans. See how many holidays the hypocrites who fly their own 767 jet around and pretend to be pro-environment… Continue Reading »

Is Tom Cruise building a $10 million underground bunker?

Tom Cruise Super BunkerAccording to recent (albeit unsubstantiated) rumors reports Tom Cruise is building a multi million dollar bomb shelter underneath his Colorado home. It’s possible that the entertainment world mistook him wanting to avoid his recent string of movies bombing for wanting a bomb shelter. Apparently when Tom Cruise isn’t busy ultrasounding his pregnant near child bride (who probably calls him daddy) he’s busy planning to be the next messiah or something.
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Man hooks up with wheelchair bound 75 yr old Elizabeth Taylor

She's a witchUnlike Anna Nicole Smith who was a stripper when she hooked up with billionaire J. Howard Marshall, this guy has cash of his own. African American businessman Jason Winters is by all accounts very wealthy. Why then would this non hideous rich guy go chasing down a wheelchair bound Elizabeth Taylor? Could it be the diamonds perfume she hawks is really just cover witchcraft?
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Jesse Jackson says Barak Obama ‘acting like he’s white’

Barak not black enoughJesse Jackson recently criticized Barak Obama stating that he wasn’t black enough and “acting like he’s white”. I am worried that Barak being down so far in the polls might get desperate and overcompensate. Barak has always seemed like a decent enough family man and I don’t want to read about him being arrested trying to get his ’street cred.’
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New Simpson movie shows full frontal nudity of Bart

Bart NudeThe Simpsons movie coming to the big screen in July makes fun of both environmentalists and the church (sure to offend everyone) which I support 100%. One thing I am not sure I really want to see is a scene in the movie with Bart Simpson revealing full frontal nudity.
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Cool Map of Island From TV Show Lost

Lost Island MapI found this really cool 4.3 MB map of the island from the TV show Lost. Season 2 sucked but season three has been pretty cool.
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