Congress takes over GM and launches it’s first new car

In case you were wondering what sort of cars Detroit would start churning out now that it’s controlled by a labor union friendly pro environment leaning congress… The Congressional Motors GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition could be hitting the roads in 2012.

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Eco-friendly vibrator helps save environment one crank at a time

Batteries create a whole host of problems for our struggling planet from zinc which is extremely polluting to mine, to their manufacture and disposal issues. So that’s why the green company earth angel ‘comes’ in to make the planet a little better for everyone with the world’s first environmentally friendly vibrator…
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Obama administration considering spending billions on geoengineering

The president’s new science adviser said Wednesday that global warming is so dire, the Obama administration is discussing radical technologies to cool Earth’s air. Geoengineering or planetary engineering would involve the deliberate modification of Earth’s environment on a large scale "to suit human needs and promote habitability." Here are some of the leading methods of Geoengineering being discussed…
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Help put an end to dolphin predators

Until recently these crimes of remained an unreported, with this video evidence together we can help put an end to dolphin predators. Only with your help can we make the world a better place for everyone above and below the world’s oceans.
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The DSe hybrid solar powered boat a Titanic disaster?

The DSe hybrid is a brand new 42 foot boat promising "green cruising". What could go wrong building buying a $600,000 dollar boat from a startup company promising a miraculous new product? Here’s our top ten reasons you might want to wait for reviews before rushing out to buy one.

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Recession survival guide for retards

With the recession certain consumer items will be too expensive and others will prove to be relatively recession-proof. Look at our handy guide and find out how you can save thousands of dollars and lower your carbon footprint at the same time!
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The Last Winter shows how drilling in ANWR could end the world

The Last Winter is a cautionary tale about the dangers of drilling in ANWAR. No not global warming, or oil spills but a dangerous and mysterious disease called TLW Disease. It can cause airplanes to crash, ghost dinosaur attacks, homicide, suicide and will basically bring about the end of the world.
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The eco-friendly solution to the housing crisis

One women has solved our housing problem, environmental problems, and with her new prototype home we can escape hurricanes without damage to our property. We may need some period of adjustment when we change over to this new style of living but the rewards are limitless. Continue Reading »

Bigfoot found but many unanswered questions remain

Now that Bigfoot’s existence has been proved beyond a shadow of doubt by the good folks at Searching for Bigfoot LLC we can get down to asking the really important outstanding journalistic questions about bigfoot…
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American Wilderness Experience: The world’s first and last zoo in a mall

The American Wilderness Experience was located in Ontario California and featured 70 species of live animals, together with a simulator ride and video and interactive nature displays. Billed as “edutainment,” the fun and games lead into a store peddling environmental knickknacks and a restaurant called the Wilderness Grill.

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