All 'Environmental'

Greenpeace: save the planet by eating kangaroos

kangaroo meatGreenpeace and PETA are about to get in a brawl over kangaroos. When Greenpeace isn’t out trying to prevent fishermen from harpooning whales they are suggesting Australians give up beef for kangaroo meat.
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Amazon selling used condoms online

Used CondomsAmazon is selling used Trojan Ultra Thin Latex Condoms for half off. I am into recycling as much as the next guy and do save my cans, but this has got to be a serious health risk. A company in China was recently caught selling used chopsticks, but this is worse than any Chinese recall I have ever heard of.
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Crocodiles may cost your child’s toes

Beware of CrocodilesAs if your children didn’t have enough to worry about with the world about to end from global warming and unfettered cattle methane, or running into a republican senator in the bathroom. Beware of crocodiles, not just the waterborne variety either, those androgynous foot coverings that have all the style and sophistication of a homeless person’s foot wrapped in duct tape.
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Whale watching trip goes horribly wrong

whale watching gone wrongWhale watching tourists off the coast of Japan were treated to an unexpected site when a whale they were looking for were watching was hauled into a nearby whaling boat. Japan’s controversial whaling program is categorized by as being scientific and for research purposes. Although the program mainly measures the whale meat delivered to Japanese restaurants and supermarkets. Continue Reading »

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