A question for the ages has been which is better Beer or Jesus? Up until this point it’s been a one-sided battle, but we’ve decided to be the devil’s savior’s advocate and written a sequel to why Jesus is better than beer… Continue Reading »
26 Feb, 08 in Humor, Retarded 
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Someone has come up with a clever guessing game, try to match the mugshot with the alleged crime. Was this smiling girl simply drunk or disorderly or did she axe murder a small family? You be the judge and see if the mug fits the crime… Continue Reading »
26 Feb, 08 in Humor, Retarded Jerome No Comments »
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Sure the female part can be a little intimidating and battling odor down there is a cottage industry. Now there is a product to make that scary part fun for everyone. With eleven scented glitter color packs you can decorate your very own smiley face down there with Clitter! Continue Reading »
26 Feb, 08 in Humor, Retarded, Video Jerome No Comments »
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Sometimes it’s hard to tell by facial expressions alone whether a chick is getting killed or getting off. Since both frequently involve acting guys have a tough time judging which it is. Can you tell which is which?
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25 Feb, 08 in Humor, Retarded Jerome No Comments »
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Hundreds of protesters overrun the closed American embassy in Belgrade, the capital of Serbia. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama both pledged to withdraw US forces then bickered over which of them had a faster retreat strategy. Walter Cronkite declared if there was going to be a war there we had already lost it. Continue Reading »
21 Feb, 08 in Humor, News, Rants Jerome No Comments »
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Roger Clemens was a very popular athlete and a hero to many, so even after this latest alleged use of HGH and steroids many will still look up to the big guy. His image will be slightly tarnished so he will need to go for some lesser known companies and pitch himself differently after the controversy. Here are 10 suggested advertisers for Roger Clemens…
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14 Feb, 08 in Celebrity, Humor, Retarded Jerome 3 Comments »
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I’m not sure what was said but Christ was struck by lightning recently. The lightning strike was captured on film, when the 130ft tall statue made of 700 tons of reinforced concrete. Christ the Redeemer stands atop the 2,296ft Corcovado mountain overlooking Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Continue Reading »
12 Feb, 08 in Humor, News Jerome No Comments »
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People who berate employees at Laundrymats fail to take into consideration that the Chinese have a thousand years of kung fu in their blood. You can only push them so far before they bust out a can of bruce lee whoop ass. This video is great it reminds me of the printer beat down scene in office space, one of the all time great cinematic moments. Continue Reading »
07 Feb, 08 in Humor, Retarded, Video Jerome No Comments »
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Timothy Sykes is a ‘hedge fund manager’ turned investing guru. When he recently joined the virtual office at dinosaurtrader I checked out the guys site to see who he was, and my B.S. Detector went off the scale. This guy is a piece of work, come read along and learn more about the Bar Mitzvah Fairy Tale that is Timothy Sykes. Continue Reading »
06 Feb, 08 in Financial, Humor, Retarded Michael 3 Comments »
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A few months ago we decided to glue a candy jar shut with epoxy and photograph all of the freeloaders at work trying to get candy. Since then we’ve been scratching our brains (ouch) trying to come up with something to top that candy prank. Inspiration finally hit (again ouch) and here’s what happened…
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06 Feb, 08 in Humor, Pranks Jerome 1 Comment »
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