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Ava Cowan RetardZone’s first groupie

Ava Cowan World's Biggest Retard FanSome people are fans of sports teams, actors, or little troll dolls and still others are fans of stupid things – like our site. RetardZone has it’s first groupie, and she’s a hottie. Take a minute and drool…
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New horse ambulance in response to Kentucky Derby tragedy

horse ambulanceThe National Thoroughbred Racing Association was sent scrambling for a solution following the Eight Belles’ fatal breakdown in the Kentucky Derby. Race officials have decided on a similar approach used by the NFL where carts take injured players off the field for treatment. In this case the thoroughbreds horses usually weigh upwards of 1,200 pounds and a much more substantial vehicle was required.
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Retard wrestling invisible opponent

Invisible WrestlingThe only thing faker than wrestling is Lindsay Lohan’s rack is wrestling, and since it’s all choreographed anyway why not make it slightly more believable and wrestle an imaginary opponent. One part mime one part Hulk Hogan and throw in some Japanese for flavor and you have yourself some invisible wrestling. I am so betting on the transparent one next time with my underground wrestling bookie. Continue Reading »

Paris Hilton gives Buddhist monk herpes

Paris Hilton gives Buddhist monk herpesParish Hilton has found religion, well sort of she was recently photographed with what looked like a Buddhist monk near LA. As it turns out the ‘monk’ was a 52 year old semi crazy actor who was in Pirates of the Caribbean. Paris probably decided that nothing would be more fun than messing with the paparazzi for a change and the old guy figured she was worth getting herpes for. Continue Reading »

Retard roller coaster death trap car

retardmobileTake a car and mount the seats eight feet in the air hanging in front of the car and you have yourself a death trap roller coaster of fun. Continue Reading »

Online condiment gallery

Online Condiment GalleryThe world’s largest online condiment museum has opened it’s doors to the public. Sure I can’t think of any real value to staring at online images of ketchup packets but the same is true for most sites on the internet. At least at a museum you might learn something, and I’m pretty sure this counts as an internet field trip so get a note from your parents. Continue Reading »

Retard dancing/driving contest

retard driverTake a couple white people who are sure pretty sure they can break dance and or have regular seizures, a Delorean car, and a video camera for the aforementioned epileptic attention starved morons and you have a recipe for disaster. Fortunately no one was killed in the filming of this video, but behavior like this should not be tolerated and if you see something like this call the police. Or better yet just bust a cap, oh wait skip the cap gun just use a shotgun. Continue Reading »

Retards use machine gun to cut down trees

Retard tree cutterOne of the coolest shows on TV is Mythbusters and in one of the cooler things they did was cut down a tree with a mini gun. Sure non-retarded people use an ax or a chainsaw but when you have a machine gun that fires thousands of rounds a minute why waste the effort. Continue Reading »

Beer vs Jesus – which is better?

Jesus vs beerA question for the ages has been which is better Beer or Jesus? Up until this point it’s been a one-sided battle, but we’ve decided to be the devil’s savior’s advocate and written a sequel to why Jesus is better than beer… Continue Reading »

Play guess your crime with mugshots

Guess My CrimeSomeone has come up with a clever guessing game, try to match the mugshot with the alleged crime. Was this smiling girl simply drunk or disorderly or did she axe murder a small family? You be the judge and see if the mug fits the crime… Continue Reading »

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