People who berate employees at Laundrymats fail to take into consideration that the Chinese have a thousand years of kung fu in their blood. You can only push them so far before they bust out a can of bruce lee whoop ass. This video is great it reminds me of the printer beat down scene in office space, one of the all time great cinematic moments. Continue Reading »
Timothy Sykes is a ‘hedge fund manager’ turned investing guru. When he recently joined the virtual office at dinosaurtrader I checked out the guys site to see who he was, and my B.S. Detector went off the scale. This guy is a piece of work, come read along and learn more about the Bar Mitzvah Fairy Tale that is Timothy Sykes. Continue Reading »
A few months ago we decided to glue a candy jar shut with epoxy and photograph all of the freeloaders at work trying to get candy. Since then we’ve been scratching our brains (ouch) trying to come up with something to top that candy prank. Inspiration finally hit (again ouch) and here’s what happened…
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Sure actual sports are cool, but what could be more fun than some guy pretending to win at every major Olympic sport in less than two minutes. In the real Olympics they can’t even announce the winners of something in under two minutes and now has more medaled events than countries in the world. This video was all I needed to watch of the Japanese Chinese Olympics, so I’m good ’til 2012, besides with better drug testing who is going to break a world record at any of the good sports anyway. Continue Reading »
With the housing market in a dump you can pick up some real deals like this one for just 70 million bucks. But check this out it’s got like a one car garage, and this guys wife is totally ugly. I may not have as much cash but I do have a much better looking chick and a bigger garage! Continue Reading »
Subway riders are lucky they have don’t have to buy ten dollar per gallon gas and a free lifetime supply of human effluence. Now some lucky riders get to go home smelling like desperate single mothers with drug addictions and a lack of self respect. I’ve heard that pole dancing is the latest exercise craze but still have the feeling that the only person who is going to expose themselves to me on the subway is going to be wearing a trench coat and be a former boy scout troop master. Continue Reading »
A couple of weeks ago when it was raining pretty heavily I rented a truck because my car was in the shop. I paid extra for the full coverage on top of my existing insurance which pretty much gave me insurance super powers. Armed with my ring of insurance invulnerability I couldn’t pass up running over anything that wasn’t moving…
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Yuuki Specer demonstrates his yo you ninja skills at the World yo-yo contest 2007. Sadly his parents wanted him to max out his SAT’s and play the piano or something but little Yuuki wanted to grow up to be a yo yo ninja. Check out his freestyle ninja skills or save 2 minutes of your life for anything more interesting. Continue Reading »
Having a company Christmas Holiday Party but don’t want to offend anyone. Why not try wrapping your gift in politically correct wrapping paper. Without that monster Santa Claus, Christmas Trees, snow or anything that would or could offend anyone your options are somewhat limited… Continue Reading »
Sure we might all be killed by global warming, and I seriously doubt paving over the rain forest with strip malls
is good for the long term health of the planet but lets try and look on the bright (and warmer) side of things. I’m a glass is half full kind of guy so lets all take a moment and try to focus on the postitive effects of global warming…
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07 Feb, 08 in Humor, Retarded, Video 
Jerome 
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