What conspiracy theory really killed David Carradine

The legendary grasshopper has passed, and all we can do is cry and wonder how a suicidal failed actor with addition and money problems could have possibly killed himself. There must have been a conspiracy and we have the ten most likely causes of David Carradine’s untimely death…

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What really happened to Air France Flight 447?

Here are the ten most plausible scenarios for what happened to Air France Flight 447, lost off northeastern Brazil to waters off West Africa. The Airbus A330-200 was cruising normally at 35,000 feet and 522 mph just before it literally disappeared nearly four hours into the flight.

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Man contemplating suicide gets a helpful push off bridge

A Chinese man heavily in debt spent five hours blocking traffic when finally a passer by got fed up and pushed him off the bridge he was considering jumping from.
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Butt Hole Road comes to an end

One road in South Yorkshire (the one in England not the pudding) was so sick of being the butt of jokes that it was forced to change it’s name. After internet postings the sign had become famous and tourists would bare themselves in front of the sign for pictures.
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Air Force One attacks New York City

In a “photo-op” that caused panic and office evacuations Air Force One buzzed low over the New York skyline causing panic throughout the city. The world’s most expensive corporate jet flew over ground zero at only a thousand feet of the ground trailed by fighter jets.
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Leaked CIA document reveals new procedures to replace coercive techniques

CIA methods at Guantánamo Bay included“coercive management techniques” for possible use on prisoners, including “sleep deprivation,” “prolonged constraint,” and “exposure.” Recently leaked CIA documents detail new interrogation methods that will replace the harsher methods used by the previous administration.

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Celebrities giving the gift of death

Getting an expensive car, race boat or airplane from a celebrity may seem like a perfect gift but it could wind up costing you your life. Here are the top 10 celebrity gifts, the givers, and the rest of their sad story.

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Economic threat level to replace terror level

Washington, DC — Today the White House unveiled it’s Economic Threat Level replacing the former administration’s infamous Terror Threat Level. Critics hailed the new system which will track the administrations assessment of financial risks to the nation. White House press secretary Robert Gibbs was quoted as saying the shift in policy shows the new administration’s focus on the economy.
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Glenn Beck predicts apocalypse

It’s always nice when TV personalities predict things like world series winners or win to sell your house. It’s even cooler when they go nuts like Olbermann does almost every night. This one is a cartoon and really didn’t happen but it’s still pretty cool.
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Baseball’s Hall of Fame steroid team

Enshrined in Baseball’s Hall of Fame are some of the great mementos in the sport’s history including uniforms, balls and even chairs. With the steroid era of baseball maybe Canton should make room for some syringes and our all-time steroid team.

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