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Christ struck down by lightning

#I’m not sure what was said but Christ was struck by lightning recently. The lightning strike was captured on film, when the 130ft tall statue made of 700 tons of reinforced concrete. Christ the Redeemer stands atop the 2,296ft Corcovado mountain overlooking Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Continue Reading »

Hitchens tells the Archbishop of Canterbury to go to hell

Christopher HitchensThe Archbishop of Canterbury recently suggested that having Sharia or Muslim law in the UK was ‘Unavoidable’. Christopher Hitchens, who is one of the most eloquent, thoughtful and principled writers out there weighed in on the subject. Suffice it to say the fellow Brit was not amused with the prospect of a joint judicial system in Britain… Continue Reading »

Pedro Martinez guilty of playing with his food

Pedro Food FightRecently hall of fame pitcher Juan Marichal and Pedro Martinez were implicated in cockfighting. When I first heard about this I wasn’t all that surprised, Pedro was very thin, dressed nicely and came off as being a little efeminite. Upon actually reading about it I found out the controversy had to with chicken fighting and Pedro and Juan are not officially a couple… Continue Reading »

Israeli Army to field tiny bulldozers

Tiny BulldozerNo this isn’t the star of it’s own kid’s show with a cuddly little bulldozer or a cute new Transformer. This is a tiny bulldozer developed by the Israeli Army to navigate the tiny streets and alleyways of it’s friendly Arab neighbors. This diminutive dozer can navigate streets that would previously require demolition. Continue Reading »

Indisputable evidence that Law & Order is racist

Law & OrderI was curious how the TV show Law & Order compared to real life New York criminals. No one on the web seemed to have statistics on who the bad guys were on this ‘real life’ crime drama ‘ripped from the headlines’. I wondered what percentage of the bad guys were caucasian and the results were shocking.
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Worlds most valuable religious symbol ever

90210Recently a rock with a cross in it was put up on e-bay and advertised as a the most valuable religious symbol on EBAY ever! Which made me wonder what if some of the most famous icons in the history of religion were to be sold what they would go for…

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Allen Iverson arrested on suspected toddler fighting charges

Allen Iverson ArrestedNBA Star Allen Iverson of the Denver Nuggets was arrested outside of his Denver home early Wednesday morning. Officials from the organization had no comment and the team is scheduled to play the Lakers later today. The Virginia native, was charged with felony and misdemeanor charges where police allege that systemic and organized abuse of children was conducted out of a day care center owned by Allen Iverson for the purposes of gambling.
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One less menorah candle for Hanukkah to save the world

Less CandlesEnvironmentalists are encouraging Jews and people who just like the menorah to light one less candle this Hanukkah. Not to be outdone Hamas is promising to light up one Jew this for each day of Hanukkah this holiday season.
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Retards race to make 100K in stock

retard stock raceTake two amateur stock investors, several days of not working to create a new site, ten thousand dollars and you have yourself the great retardtrader.com stock race. Michael and Lindsey are racing each other to each make one hundred thousand dollars and recording every step along the way.
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Island made out of recycled bottles

Spiral IslandRecycling is the way to save the planet and make a few cents for homeless people. Combine the two and you have recycled bottle island. Richie Sowa lived off of Cancun with a few chickens, cats, a dog. This floating homeless person spent his days floating around looking for more bottles and hoped there wasn’t a big storm on trash island. Continue Reading »

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