Congress takes over GM and launches it’s first new car

In case you were wondering what sort of cars Detroit would start churning out now that it’s controlled by a labor union friendly pro environment leaning congress… The Congressional Motors GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition could be hitting the roads in 2012.

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Air Force One attacks New York City

In a “photo-op” that caused panic and office evacuations Air Force One buzzed low over the New York skyline causing panic throughout the city. The world’s most expensive corporate jet flew over ground zero at only a thousand feet of the ground trailed by fighter jets.
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Leaked CIA document reveals new procedures to replace coercive techniques

CIA methods at Guantánamo Bay included“coercive management techniques” for possible use on prisoners, including “sleep deprivation,” “prolonged constraint,” and “exposure.” Recently leaked CIA documents detail new interrogation methods that will replace the harsher methods used by the previous administration.

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Economic threat level to replace terror level

Washington, DC — Today the White House unveiled it’s Economic Threat Level replacing the former administration’s infamous Terror Threat Level. Critics hailed the new system which will track the administrations assessment of financial risks to the nation. White House press secretary Robert Gibbs was quoted as saying the shift in policy shows the new administration’s focus on the economy.
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Behind the music: 10 most unlucky presidential pets

First pooch Bo may be getting star treatment being the first presidential pet in the Obama white house but not all presidential pets see happy endings. Here are the ten most unfortunate first pets and what went wrong.

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Obama explains away bow to King Abdullah

To the untrained eye it may have appeared that Obama had bowed to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia at a G-20 meeting in London. The White House is denying that this was the case and here are some spin possible explanations for what actually happened…

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Obama administration considering spending billions on geoengineering

The president’s new science adviser said Wednesday that global warming is so dire, the Obama administration is discussing radical technologies to cool Earth’s air. Geoengineering or planetary engineering would involve the deliberate modification of Earth’s environment on a large scale "to suit human needs and promote habitability." Here are some of the leading methods of Geoengineering being discussed…
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Top 10 radical changes to save the economy & the planet

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi recently said on ABC that abortion & contraception funding in the new stimulus package will save the government money. They reduce costs for children’s health, and education. These are drastic times, so here are some more drastic measures to save even more cash, turn this economy around and help save the planet.

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Evidence indicates Flight 1549 brought down by terrorists

According to multiple sources within both the FBI and CIA the crash of US Airways fight 1549 is now being investigated as a possible terrorist attack. The still highly classified investigation is outlines why investigators believe what was originally thought to be a bird strike now appears to be a well orchestrated attack by Al Qaeda on American commercial aircraft.

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Even more controversial ads for The Family Place

The Family Place is a Dallas based group that has drawn lots of attention for a controversial ad campaign. Here are their ads plus some even more controversial ones that they should have run…
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