Count last night’s democratic presidential debate as one that finally asked a good question. The candidates were asked point blank if they could would be out of Iraq by 2013. In what may have been the greatest tease of all time all three major democratic candidates Edwards, Obama and Clinton said no. Continue Reading »
27 Sep, 07 in News, Political, Rants, Retarded 
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So what would it take to get executed if this was a Muslim nation? Well even a silly cartoon as it turns out. Unlike the Danish cartoons this cartoon didn’t even show the Muhammad. The demonstrators demanded the execution of the paper’s editor, Matiur Rahman, and burned effigies of him and his Bengali-language daily. Continue Reading »
24 Sep, 07 in Humor, News, Political Jerome No Comments »
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In what should have been a non-issue, thousands of blacks protesters gathered in Jena, Louisiana on Thursday to show support for the “Jena 6″, six black teens charged in the beating of a white classmate. Thursday was the day Mychal Bell expected to find out his punishment for his alleged role in the beating. “This is a march for justice. This is not a march against whites or against Jena,” said the Rev. Al Sharpton, a loud and annoying black, anti civil rights activist and one of the protest organizers. Continue Reading »
20 Sep, 07 in Political, Retarded Michael 7 Comments »
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Jesse Jackson recently criticized Barak Obama stating that he wasn’t black enough and “acting like he’s white”. I am worried that Barak being down so far in the polls might get desperate and overcompensate. Barak has always seemed like a decent enough family man and I don’t want to read about him being arrested trying to get his ’street cred.’
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19 Sep, 07 in Celebrity, Entertainment, Humor, Political Jerome 1 Comment »
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Bush has proved himself to be a uniter after all, pretty much everyone has grown to dislike him over something. His approval ratings have been at or near historical lows for much of the last few years, but congress has been even more unpopular. Nearly a third as popular according to the latest polls, only 11 percent of the US population approves of their performance.
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Maryland’s highest court ruled on Tuesday that they are all a bunch of homophobic retards. In a decision from the state’s appeals court, the 4-3 ruling by closet gays decided that marriage should only be between a man and a woman. According to a source close to the 4 who voted to keep same-sex marriage illegal in the state, whatever is kept in the closet it out of public view. Continue Reading »
18 Sep, 07 in News, Political Michael No Comments »
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Beware of tapping your feet in public restrooms it could wind up getting you arrested or even something much, much worse. Normally when I am tapping my feet it’s because I have to go to the bathroom. According to police the foot tapping in addition to putting your bags on the bathroom door is a signal that you want to get some George Michael bathroom action.
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28 Aug, 07 in News, Political, Rants, Retarded Jerome 9 Comments »
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Take the movie Sparta, mix it with illegal aliens and presto politically incorrect fun. Kind of funny instead of 300 the number at the end grows to 300 million or so pretty quickly. All issues should be fair game to make fun of and laugh at in a democracy…
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24 Aug, 07 in Political Jerome No Comments »
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In Nigeria the crime of dressing as a woman is punishable by up to a year in prison. 18 Nigerians were arrested in the town of Bauchi and face a up to a year in prison and 20 lashes. The prison terms seems a bit harsh, I can see a public nuisance fine or something if you cross dress and have a five o’clock shadow and look like Homer Simpson with a wig.
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24 Aug, 07 in Political, Retarded Jerome No Comments »
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Michael Isikoff of Newsweek, has caught Bill Clinton in a lie: He never authorized the killing of Osama bin Laden. In a heated exchange with a television reporter Clinton boasted he had ordered Bin Laden killed. According to just released documents from the CIA, this was not the case. All politicians lie, and the difference between a partisan and a moron is believing that only the other side lies.
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23 Aug, 07 in Political Jerome No Comments »
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