Parking for retards

Some moron has decided into park in one of our spots and we are way too immature to let this go without wildly inappropriate overreaction. Parking directly behind the parktard didn’t seem to do the trick so we decided to get the city involved, or at least by proxy.
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Don’t squeeze my Charmin

FOND DU LAC, Wisconsin — It’s possible that the world’s largest toilet paper prank is in the making, and though we few and proud at Retard Zone are known for pranks, this isn’t our doing.

Fond du Lac County Executive Allen Buechel said someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men’s public bathrooms at the Fond du Lac City County Government Center since June. Unfortunately it appears that the Fond du Lac City police department aren’t as smart as the thief. Continue Reading »

Candy prank part 2 - underneath under layers of junk

People are always coming into my office taking candy, and that’s cool I leave it out. I just figure they should have to work for it every once and a while. Last time I used epoxy to seal the candy jar. This time I figured I’d bury it in crap people wouldn’t want so they’d have to earn the candy… Continue Reading »

One wall, two thousand post it notes = new office hijinks

A box of post it notes a clean new wall, a few beers and time to kill. Need to come into work during memorial day weekend to work on some servers, have some down time will the loud machines do their thing? Why not redecorate your co-workers office with a few thousand post it notes… Continue Reading »