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		<title>Eating from the dead: top 10 deceased food icons</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not really cannibalism but there&#8217;s a very good chance you&#8217;re eating the dead (well not literally but it&#8217;s the job of the new press to jump to conclusions.) Some of the biggest names in food aren&#8217;t as fresh as their frozen food. Here&#8217;s the ten biggest names in food branding who aren&#8217;t letting death [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://retardzone.com/2009/04/14/eating-from-the-dead-top-10-deceased-food-icons/"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/04/dead-food-thumb.jpg" alt="Eating the dead" class="thumbnail" /></a> It&#8217;s not really cannibalism but there&#8217;s a very good chance you&#8217;re eating the dead (well not literally but it&#8217;s the job of the new press to jump to conclusions.) Some of the biggest names in food aren&#8217;t as fresh as their frozen food. Here&#8217;s the ten biggest names in food branding who aren&#8217;t letting death slow them down&#8230;</p>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">Orville Redenbacher</td>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText"><strong class="style3">1907-1995</strong></p>
<p>      <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Drown in Jacuzzi<br />
      after suffering a heart attack <br />
      </span></p>
<p><span class="lifespan">At age 12, he began growing his own popping corn as a 4-H project, and his hobby of raising the perfect popcorn became a lifelong obsession. He passed away in 1995, but this popcorn king&#8217;s folksy persona has such staying power that last week he was named &quot;favorite icon&quot; for 2007 on the Madison Avenue Advertising Walk of Fame.</span><br />
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<p><!-- adman --></p>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">Paul Newman</td>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText"><strong class="style3">1925-2008</strong></p>
<p>      <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Cancer</span></p>
<p><span class="lifespan"></span>Paul Leonard Newman was an oscar winning actor and director. He co-founded Newman&#8217;s Own, a food company from which Newman donated all post-tax profits and royalties to charity.[5] As of October 2008, these donations had exceeded US $250 million</p>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">Mary See</td>
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<p><strong class="style3">1854-1939</strong></p>
<p>      <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Unknown</span> </p>
<p><span class="lifespan">When Charles A. See founded his candy company in 1921, he didn&#8217;t need to invent a figurehead, as many companies did at the time. (That same year, General Mills came up with the fictional Betty Crocker.) Charles turned to his mother, Mary See, whose principles inspired his business ethics, and whose recipes for candies such as Chocolate Walnut Fudge and Victoria Toffee were the cornerstone of his success, according to a company press ki</span>t.</p>
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<td width="109" class="style2" id="placcard">3</td>
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<p><strong class="style3">1932-2002</strong></p>
<p>        <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Cancer</span></p>
<p><span class="lifespan">Dave  Thomas was an American restaurant owner and philanthropist. Thomas was the founder and chief executive officer of Wendy&#8217;s Old Fashioned Hamburgers, a fast-food restaurant chain specializing in hamburgers. He is also known for appearing in more than 800 commercial advertisements for the chain from 1989 to 2002&ndash;more than any other person in television history.</span></p>
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<p><strong class="style3">1907-1995</strong></p>
<p>      <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Cancer</span> </p>
<p><span class="lifespan">Marie Callender, began selling pies to friends and restaurants as a way to make extra money. By 1948, to meet customer demand, the Callender family opened a wholesale bakery, selling the family car to finance the new company, according to a timeline from Con-Agra Foods, which now owns the Marie Callender frozen foods line (but not the restaurants or pie business.)</span></p>
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<td width="109" class="style2" id="placcard">5</td>
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<p><strong class="style3">1908-2006</strong></p>
<p>        <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death: </strong>Cancer </span> </p>
<p><span class="lifespan">The real Sara Lee Lubin never held a management position in the corporation but did work part-time in the plant offices. Over the years, however, she did appear as a corporate spokesperson for the company in some advertisements. She devoted her time in supporting education causes such as the advancement of woman and girls in science.</span></p>
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<td width="109" class="style2" id="placcard">6</td>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText"><strong class="style3">1880-1959</strong></p>
<p>      <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Cancer</span></p>
<p><span class="lifespan"> He was well-respected food critic-turned-cake-mix- king. While traveling cross-country as a salesman, he kept track of the roadside restaurants where he ate and began circulating the list as Christmas presents. In 1948, he was approached by North Carolina businessman Roy Park to lend his name to a line of premium-packaged foods. Initially, there were hundreds of products under the Hines-Park name. In 1956 Procter &amp; Gamble bought the brand, which was eventually pared down to baking mixes</span></p>
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<td width="109" class="style2" id="placcard">7</td>
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<p><strong class="style3">1890-1980</strong></p>
<p>        <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> pneumonia / diagnosed with leukemia</span> </p>
<p><span class="lifespan">Sanders sold the Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation, in 1964, for $2,000,000 to a partnership of Kentucky businessmen headed by John Y. Brown, Jr. The deal did not include the Canadian operations, where Sanders continued to collect franchise fees. In 1973 he sued  over alleged misuse of his image in promoting products he had not helped develop. In 1975 Heublein Inc. unsuccessfully sued Sanders for libel after he publicly referred to their gravy as &quot;sludge&quot; with a &quot;wallpaper taste&quot;. </span></p>
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<td width="109" class="style2" id="placcard">8</td>
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<td width="206" id="CaptionText"><strong class="style3">1898-1985</strong></p>
<p>      <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Unknown <br />
      (son died of cancer)</span></p>
<p class="lifespan">In 1924, he opened his own Italian restaurant in Cleveland, called Il Giardi. When patrons asked for his spaghetti sauce, he began selling it in milk bottles. Then he added dry pasta and packets of cheese to go with the sauce. When he outgrew his restaurant location, he opened a food-processing plant and eventually changed the spelling. For many Americans, Chef Boyardee was their first introduction to Italian food. Although he sold his company in 1946, he continued as a consultant until his death in 1985.</p>
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<p><strong class="style3">UNKNOWN</strong></p>
<p>        <span class="lifespan"><strong>Cause of Death:</strong> Unknown</span> </p>
<p><span class="lifespan">The real &quot;Uncle Ben&quot; was a rice farmer from Houston, Texas, whose rice crop continually won awards for its high quality, according to information from the The Museum of Public Relations. In the 1940s, Gordon L. Harwell decided to name his rice company after the farmer, who had passed away. Hardwell used the maitre d&#8217; of a Chicago restaurant, Frank Brown, to represent the image of &quot;Uncle Ben.&quot; For many years, the brand drew criticism for racist overtones.</span></p>
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<p>Based on my research it is clear that their food causes cancer.</p>
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		<title>FDA&#8217;s 3 second rule on acceptable filth</title>
		<link>http://retardzone.com/2009/04/09/fdas-3-second-rule-on-acceptable-filth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 22:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little filth won&#8217;t kill you and apparently the FDA has it&#8217;s own version of the &#34;3 second rule&#34; known as &#34;The Food Defect Action Levels: Levels of Natural or Unavoidable Defects in Foods That Present No Health Hazards for Humans.&#34;Find out just how much rodent excrement is good for your chocolate, peanut butter or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://retardzone.com/2009/04/09/fdas-3-second-rule-on-acceptable-filth/"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/04/filth-thumb.jpg" alt="Acceptable levels of filth" class="thumbnail" /></a> A little filth won&#8217;t kill you and apparently the FDA has it&#8217;s own version of the &quot;3 second rule&quot; known as  &quot;The Food Defect Action Levels: Levels of Natural or Unavoidable Defects in Foods That Present No Health Hazards for Humans.&quot;Find out just how much rodent excrement is good for your chocolate, peanut butter or fruit juice.</p>
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<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Insect filth:</strong> <br />
          Average is 60 or more insect fragments per 100 grams when 6 100-gram subsamples are examined OR any 1 subsample contains 90 or more insect fragments</td>
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<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Rodent filth:</strong> <br />
          Average is 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams in 6 100-gram subsamples examined OR any 1 subsample contains 3 or more rodent hairs</td>
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<p><!-- adman --></p>
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<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Insects and insect eggs: </strong><br />
          5 or more Drosophila and other fly eggs per 250 ml or 1 or more maggots per 250 ml</td>
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<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Insect filth:</strong> <br />
            Average of 225 insect fragments or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples</td>
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<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Rodent filth:</strong> <br />
            Average of 4.5 rodent hairs or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples</td>
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<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Insect damage:</strong> <br />
          10% or more olives by count showing damage by olive fruit fly</td>
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<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Insect filth:</strong> <br />
            Average of 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams</td>
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<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Rodent filth:</strong> <br />
            Average of 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams</td>
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<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Rodent filth:</strong> <br />
          1 or more rodent excreta pellets are found in 1 or more subsamples, and 1 or more rodent hairs are found in 2 or more other subsamples<br />
          or<br />
Post harvest and/or processing animal contamination, Rodent gnawing &#8211; post harvest and/or processing damage, Field corn &#8211; harvest contamination rodent hair is found in 50% or more of the subsamples</td>
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<td width="109" class="style2" id="placcard">6</td>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">Popcorn</td>
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<td width="5"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/04/icon-bugs.png" width="38" height="38" alt="Insects" /></td>
<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Insect filth:</strong> <br />
          Average is 60 or more insect fragments per 100 grams when 6 100-gram subsamples are examined OR any 1 subsample contains 90 or more insect fragments</td>
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<td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
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<td><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/04/icon-rats.png" width="38" height="38" alt="Rats" /></td>
<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Rodent filth:</strong> <br />
          Average is 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams in 6 100-gram subsamples examined OR any 1 subsample contains 3 or more rodent hairs</td>
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<p>      <strong> <br />
    </strong></td>
<td width="109" class="style2" id="placcard">7</td>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">Sauerkraut</td>
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<td width="5"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/04/icon-bugs.png" width="38" height="38" alt="Insects" /></td>
<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Insect filth:</strong> <br />
          Average of more than 50 thrips (small bugs) per 100 grams</td>
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<td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
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    </strong></p>
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<td width="109" class="style2" id="placcard">8</td>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">Wheat</td>
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<td width="5"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/04/icon-bugs.png" width="38" height="38" alt="Insects" /></td>
<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Insect damage:</strong> <br />
          Average of 32 or more insect-damaged kernels per 100 grams</td>
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<td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
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<td><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/04/icon-rats.png" width="38" height="38" alt="Rats" /></td>
<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Rodent filth:</strong> <br />
          Average of 9 mg or more rodent excreta pellets and/or pellet fragments per kilogram</td>
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    </strong></td>
<td width="109" class="style2" id="placcard">9</td>
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<td colspan="3" id="headline">Tomato Sauce</td>
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<td width="5"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2009/04/icon-bugs.png" width="38" height="38" alt="Insects" /></td>
<td class="CaptionText"><strong>Insect filth:</strong> <br />
          Average of 30 or more fly eggs per 100 grams<br />
          OR<br />
          15 or more fly eggs and 1 or more maggots per 100 grams<br />
          OR<br />
          2 or more maggots per 100 grams in a minimum of 12 subsamples</td>
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<td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
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    </strong></p>
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<td width="109" class="style2" id="placcard">10</td>
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<p>The FDA agrees that it&#8217;s reasonable to accept more natural defects in our food in lieu of increasing the amount of pesticides sprayed on them:</p>
<blockquote>
<p> &quot;The alternative to establishing natural defect levels in some foods would be to insist on increased utilization of chemical substances to control insects, rodents and other natural contaminants. The alternative is not satisfactory because of the very real danger of exposing consumers to potential hazards from residues of these chemicals, as opposed to the aesthetically unpleasant but harmless natural and unavoidable defects.&quot;</p>
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<p>However, there may be one health area that&#8217;s been overlooked. According to Judy Tidwell, an economic service specialist at a state social services office in the Southeast United States who has struggled with allergies, trace amounts of insect parts that have been ground into food items ranging from strawberry jam to spaghetti sauce can affect people with allergies and asthma.</p>
<p>&quot;We throw away the products that we see are infested. Just think how many we consume because we didn&#8217;t notice they were infested. Ingesting insect material may cause stomach disorders, as well as allergic reactions,&quot; she says. </p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Read a full list of &quot;Food Defect Action Levels&quot; from the FDA <a href="http://www.cfsan.fda.gov/~dms/dalbook.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve seen recipes for cooking food in your engine block, which requires leaving the house, spending twenty bucks in gas to drive far enough to cook something, ingesting fumes trapped in your food, and destroying the environment with that carbon emitting planet death trap called a car. That requires way too much work and going [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://retardzone.com/2007/10/17/lasagna-cooked-in-dishwasher-recipe/"><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2007/10/lasagna-thumb.jpg" alt="Dishwasher Lasagna" class="thumbnail" /></a>I&#8217;ve seen recipes for cooking food in your engine block, which requires leaving the house, spending twenty bucks in gas to drive far enough to cook something, ingesting fumes trapped in your food, and destroying the environment with that carbon emitting planet death trap called a car.  That requires way too much work and going outside, this recipe is more my couch potato speed: Dishwasher Lasagna!<br />
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<p>Dishwasher Lasagna Florentine</p>
<p>Serves: 4<br />
Preparation Time: 20-30 minutes<br />
Cooking Time: 2-hour cycle </p>
<p><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2007/10/dishwasher-lasagna-02.jpg" alt="Dishwasher lasagna" align="right" /></p>
<p>Ingredients:</p>
<p>    * ½ jar of your favorite pasta sauce (we used Florentine Spinach &#038; Cheese)<br />
    * 3 fresh lasagna pasta sheets (you can also use &#8216;oven-ready&#8217; lasagna sheets)<br />
    * ½ 16.8 oz container of Ricotta cheese<br />
    * ½ package of mixed grated cheese<br />
    * 1 cup freshly chopped spinach<br />
    * Garlic<br />
    * Onion flakes<br />
    * Fine herbs<br />
    * Extra thick aluminum foil</p>
<p><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2007/10/dishwasher-lasagna-03.jpg" alt="Dishwasher lasagna"  /></p>
<p>Preparation:</p>
<p>   1. Cut three 24-inch x 12-inch sheets of aluminum foil and lie on flat surface.<br />
   2. Place first lasagna pasta sheet flat in the centre of the aluminum foil and spread a thick layer of pasta sauce over the entire noodle.<br />
   3. Mix the ricotta cheese and chopped spinach in bowl. Spread half the ricotta cheese and spinach mixture on top of the pasta sauce.<br />
   4. Next, sprinkle desired amount grated cheese, fine herbs, garlic, and onion flakes, and top with second pasta sheet.<br />
      Tip: To help eliminate any extra moisture while cooking in the dishwasher, it is recommended to use dried onion flakes for flavor rather than fresh onions.<br />
   5. Repeat with pasta sauce, ricotta cheese and spinach mixture, and herbs.<br />
   6. Cut the third lasagna pasta sheet into 3/8-inch strips and place on top in a criss-cross fashion, one under the other.<br />
   7. Sprinkle with fine herbs.</p>
<p>Packaging:</p>
<p>    * Securely wrap lasagna in the aluminum foil by taking the two longest sides of the foil and bringing them to meet in the middle, above the lasagna.<br />
    * Begin carefully folding the two edges together creating a &#8216;paper bag&#8217; effect until the two sides are folded down just above the lasagna.<br />
    * Flatten the foil down so it is flat above the lasagna and begin to fold the sides in like a present, first folding the corners inside and then folding the remainder in towards the lasagna.<br />
    * Once the lasagna is wrapped, place it flat in the dishwasher on the bottom rack. Tip: You can also add dirty dishes and detergent to the dishwasher but only if you are confident the lasagna is tightly wrapped, otherwise you&#8217;ll end up with a very soapy lasagna.<br />
    * Set dishwasher on normal cycle and select &#8216;heated dry&#8217; and &#8216;sanitize&#8217; for extra heat. This cycle should take about two hours.<br />
    * Once the cycle is completed, let the lasagna stand for a few minutes before serving. </p>
<p><img src="http://retardzone.com/uploads/2007/10/dishwasher-lasagna-01.jpg" alt="Dishwasher lasagna"  /></p>
<p>Tip: Some modern dishwashers offer heat-conserving options such as &#8216;cool dry&#8217; or &#8216;economy&#8217;. It is not recommended to use these, as you want as much heat as you can get from your dishwasher.</p>
<p>Tip: If you need to serve a larger family, simply create two separate lasagnas by doubling the ingredients and following the same recipe. Wrap the lasagnas separately and place them in the dishwasher at the same time to enjoy double the lasagna.<br />
 Servings: Serves four. For a complete meal, serve with fresh salad and garlic bread.</p>
<p>Tip: When folding the aluminum foil, make sure the folds are clean. Avoid crumpling the foil as this can lead to tearing.</p>
<p>Wine Suggestion: A dry, acidic red wine will compliment any tomato dish, such as Chianti. You can also try a Cabernet Sauvignon or for a little more tartness, a Pinot Gris.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.partselect.com/Dishwasher-Lasagna.aspx" target="_blank" >Source Article</a></p>
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