Some people are fans of sports teams, actors, or little troll dolls and still others are fans of stupid things - like our site. RetardZone has it’s first groupie, and she’s a hottie. Take a minute and drool…
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30 Jun, 08 in Celebrity, Humor, Retarded 
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The recent fire at Universal Studios has provided a unique marketing challenge, how do you market a theme park that has recently suffered catastrophic fire damage? Well those clever Hollywood marketing types have risen the challenge and pulled a new marketing campaign from the ashes jokingly referred to by some as a fire sale.
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18 Jun, 08 in Entertainment, Retarded, Uncategorized Jerome No Comments »
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Other popular websites have translated their virtual success into real life brick and mortar storefronts, and retardzone is no different. We have now launched a physical storefront self contained snack food cash transaction device also known as a vending machine.
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10 Jun, 08 in Financial, News, Retarded, Uncategorized Jerome 2 Comments »
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Karma is the concept of “action” or “deed” in Indian religions understood as that which causes the entire cycle of cause and effect described in some philosophies. You have all heard of someone that has done something good and mentioned karma coming back on them and rewarding them. After you read this, you will have a story about someone that karma hates –> me! Continue Reading »
24 Apr, 08 in Rants, Retarded, Technerd Michael 2 Comments »
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Sure all guys want to date a supermodel but there is something called supply and demand. There are only so many really hot girls to go around, and because of this there is competition. How do you stack up against other guys, and do you deserve to have a 10 or a 3 - take this test and find out. Continue Reading »
05 Apr, 08 in Factoid, Retarded Jerome 10 Comments »
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Cactus diving is the latest in a long line of retarded sports, and simply requires a patch of cactus and the desire to be completely retarded.Sure there are tons of retarded sports out there like curling, speed-walking, one-man wrestling, and of course the special olympics all qualify but this is pure retardation Continue Reading »
02 Apr, 08 in Retarded, Video Jerome 2 Comments »
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When you’re let’s say a governor surfing the web and looking for a professional woman there are many things to consider in finding the right vendor. You can go on looks, personality, physical features, but what about brains? Admitted to Oxford University at the age of 13 Sufiah Yusof is now available for about $260 bucks. Continue Reading »
01 Apr, 08 in Celebrity, Retarded Jerome No Comments »
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Sure things are bad but how bad are they in your neighborhood? The Federal Reserve has come out with this very cool database complete with dynamic flash mapping so you can track the mortgage meltdown. Continue Reading »
01 Apr, 08 in Factoid, Financial, Retarded Jerome No Comments »
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Sure when that old guy comes on TV late at night and asks you to feed starving children somewhere maybe it should take into account there are starving cannibals in the world. You might wonder while watching a zombie movie or just staring at yourself in the mirror how many cannibals could I feed - well wonder no more… Continue Reading »
27 Mar, 08 in Retarded, Science, Technerd Jerome 1 Comment »
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If someone imagined a gat to hell this is probably what it would look like, in fact the locals call it the “The Door to Hell”. Located in Uzbekistan near the small town of Davarez is this cavern that has been burning for 35 miles. Geologists drilling for gas found the giant cavern they found poison gas and being Russians they decided to ignite the gas to get rid of it. Continue Reading »
27 Mar, 08 in Abandoned, Environmental, Retarded Jerome 6 Comments »
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