Networks: CBS
Host: Jeff Probst
Age: 23 seasons and counting
Prize: $1,000,000
Challenge: Survive in a marooned-type island with strangers where food, water, fire, and shelter are not previously setup for contestants.
Winning: Avoid being expelled from the game.
Tricks: Lie. Lie. Lie. In the latest season the 2nd place challenger lost by one single vote, even though he admitted to consistent lying and going back on his word several times. In the end, the explanation was "it’s only a game."

Networks: CBS
Host: Phil Keoghan
Age: 19 seasons and counting
Prize: $1,000,000
Challenge: Race around to parts of the world while solving puzzles or figuring out games or deciphering clues.
Winning: Avoid being the last team to arrive on any of the legs of the race.
Tricks: Though there is less help in boldly lying to others, through deception and dishonesty some teams were with getting other teams disqualified.

Networks: CBS
Host: Julie Chen
Age: 13 seasons and counting
Prize: $500,000
Challenge: Avoid weekly eviction by playing a social game along with physical games to earn prizes or maintain safety.
Winning: Be the last house guest to get kicked out of the game and then a panel of evicted house guests will decide on first and second place prizes.
Tricks: Since the manipulation of people is all that is required to make it from one week until the next, simple lying and placating seems like the magic.

Networks: FOX
Host: Ryan Seacrest
Age: 10 seasons and counting
Prize: record deal with a major label, which may be for up to six albums
Challenge: Have America vote for you more than the other contestants.
Winning: Be the last musical choice to be removed from the competition via vote.
Tricks: It’s a popularity contest that looks to be slowly losing it’s popularity. Though with the occupation of a chair by Steven Tyler (woman abuser) there might be some hope left for Fox’s previously highest rated show. Make the audience not dislike you and you could win.

Networks: NBC
Host: Nick Cannon
Age: 6 seasons and counting
Prize: $1,000,000 (payable over 40 years)
Challenge: Be more <em>talented</em> then competitors while entertaining home audience.
Winning: Be the last talent competition to be removed from the show via lack-of-votes.
Tricks: It’s another contest with popularity, arrogance, and some entertainment thrown in also. Though it will take skills or talents to win, it doesn’t take much to compete (last year a guy jumped into shallow swimming pools held atop air-filled cushions used for stunt men to fall into off of buildings).

Network: ABC

Synopsis:

Animated comedy where four small children solve some current events problem ripped stolen from the headlines.

Lineage:

Charlie Brown class from hell.

Network: Comedy Channel

Synopsis:

Send a team of investigators with cameras around the world looking for undiscovered monsters that don’t exist.


Lineage:

Weekly World News (that tabloid they used to have in check out isles that covered nonexistent monsters) in TV form

Network: Sci Fi Channel

Synopsis:

The original sarcastic cartoon where
dysfunctional family attempts normalhood with disastrous results.

Lineage:

Leave it to Beaver meets Married with Children.

Network: FOX

Synopsis:

Secret agent gets laid off and solves crimes while trying to find out who burned him.

Lineage:

Magnum PI meets the A-Team.

Network: USA

Network: USA

Synopsis:

Two best friends and roommates make a living as guinea pigs for "Testico," a drug and product testing facility.

Lineage:

Borat meets Jackass situational comedy.

Network: FX

Network: USA

Synopsis:

Sarcastic animated family comedy
parodying everything it can copy without getting sued.

Lineage:

Brady Bunch meets Dumb and Dumber.

Network: FOX

REAPER: Similar to Brimstone, only with slackers. Was a comedy where Sam whose soul was sold to the devil by his parents tracks down escaped souls for the devil.

MY NAME IS EARL: White trash goes around trying to undo all the bad things he did before getting hit by a car and learning about Karma while watching a TV talk show.

Odds are women are picky and having an online person gives you someone else to blame. If you use a real girl to go shopping with that will only lead to problems so these online underwear shoppers give you an out and a possible nighttime fantasy.

The game revolves around having virtual players running around a virtual world with virtual friends that are virtually all as nerdy as you are. There are now websites (wow dk) that are made for buying and selling of World Of Warcraft virtual goods, for real money. Though I don’t know if I would ever try to trade real money for virtual things, it seems that there is a good business in it. Currently there are hundreds of websites linking to WoW. There are WoW guarantees and warranties and I’m sure that if your player gets injured, they’ll sell you WoW insurance too. Have you ever thought about selling your account and hard earned time for some small financial gain? You should..you don’t have anything else going for you.

Fun Fact 1: In June 2005 a four-month-old South Korean child had suffocated due to neglect by her parents, who were at a nearby café playing World of Warcraft.
Fun Fact 2: The government of the People’s Republic of China introduced an online gaming restriction to people under 18-years-old limiting playing time to 3 hours.

Retard Factor:

More about Buymyaccounts…

The critics might say that part of the gaming experience is that you take on a character and go through all the levels of a game, thereby learning and upgrading as you go. BuyMMOAccounts responds to this by saying that the time you spend on upgrading a character can be best spent on enjoying the game with a fully loaded character. We say, to each his own! Saving up on time is definitely a plus point if you consider the amount of time one has to spend on an MMO upgrading their character so they can enjoy the advance stages of the game and BuyMMOAccounts offers an easy way for those who wish to jump ahead. We say they’re just traditionalists like baseball fans, and cheating is the american way.

Think of buymyaccounts as steroids, they give you an unfair advantage but help you win at the end of the day.

Here are just some of the great deals you can get right now on pre-owned (not used) WOW accounts!

Level 70 Troll Shaman (PVP)
	Scare all of your friends, and kill your ememies like the schoolyard bullies who tormented your life, finally get even with them and rule WoW with this alter ego who can go on the killing spree that you can only fantasize about until the waiting period is over… Reference #4920 $449.00

Level 70 Blood Elf Paladin (PVP)
	This amazing Blood Elf is not only a killer level 70 character (not really sure what that means) but she is hot, hot, hot, hot. Forget your girlfriend you can just have her over and over. She will do whatevery you command even that embarrasing thing your gilfriend laughed at and accused you of being gay over… Reference #5049 $549.00

Fun Fact 1: 8 million users have made over 100 million players, meaning each user has on average 12 to 13 personalities.
Fun Fact 2: The “Great Habbo Raid of ’06″ occurred during 2006. In the raid (and most others), users signed up to the Habbo site dressed in avatars of an African American wearing a suit and Afro and blocked entry to the pool declaring that it was “closed due to AIDS“.
Fun Fact 3: On 14 November 2007, a 17-year-old was arrested by police for allegedly stealing virtual furniture bought with real money worth up to $5,000.

Retard Factor:

Fun Fact 1: over 160 servers are used for RuneScape, with enough processing power to help cure AIDS and cancer, or allow nerds to live in a virtual wilderness.
Fun Fact 2: complaints focus on incidents of scamming, general spamming, and arguing amongst players.

Retard Factor:

Fun Fact 1: Members have access to virtual Members-only parties hosted by Club Penguin.
Fun Fact 2: criticism expressed by commentators is that the game encourages consumerism, which equates personal happiness with the purchase of material possessions (ya, because that wouldn’t happen without Club Penguin).

Retard Factor:

Fun Fact 1: programming errors have caused many users to lose virtual items, Kinzcash and even pets and entire rooms.
Fun Fact 2: Employees of stores that sell Webkinz products have expressed dismay over various aspects of the Webkinz craze. Many employees have complained about customers who frequently ask about when the new Webkinz styles will arrive, and are concerned by the number of Webkinz some parents purchase.

Retard Factor:

Fun Fact 1: Toontown contains no PVP battles, hence one player cannot “kill” another.
Fun Fact 2: Most players use the built-in Toon name generator, which allows them to construct a name by clicking on one or more pre-approved “toony” words (“Super Pinky”, “Princess Rainbow Twinkletoon”, “Sir Funnymonkey”, etc). If a player chooses to submit a custom name, they must wait for someone at Disney to approve it. Custom names that are rejected will sometimes be approved if they are tried again. Names are not unique — multiple Toons can have the same name.

Retard Factor:

Free Lice

The hotel is offering a year long promotion – free head lice with every stay! For those who can’t keep a pet in their apartment you can take home an entire head full of these cute little guys.

Guaranteed Weight Loss

Looking to lose a few pounds? The Metro Hotel in Surrey is featuring free e. coli, salmonella and botulism. with every meal. A single helping of eggs can give you a weeks diarrhea and shed a dozen or more pounds in a week! Perfect for getting ready to fit into that wedding dress.

Free Registry

All rooms feature child porn so staying at the hotel will earn you automatic registry as a sex offender.

It’s Haunted

The Metro Hotel features a menagerie of spooks, ghosts and other spectral manifestations. It’s just like poltergeist only real – actual photos of ghosts at the Metro.

Pay in Pounds

This hotel only accepts pounds – not the British pound, you actually have to pay in pounds of human flesh. On the bright side a week’s stay can cost you two full dress sizes.

Low Prices

The Metro Hotel was built on a toxic waste dump that no-one in Surrey wanted to build on. We bought the land for pennies – and are passing the savings on to you!

Dead Hookers

Once a year we find a dead hooker and hide him, her or hemale underneath one of our mattresses. If you find one under your pillow get a free nights stay!

High Security

All of our beds, bathrooms and hallways feature hidden cameras so you’re always safe at this hotel. If you go to the bathroom – we’re watching you and so are our web subscribers so you’re always under our watchful eyes.

Acoustic Walls

Our walls are not just paper thin – but are actually designed to amplify sound from the room next door. If your neighbor gets lucky he won’t be the only one enjoying it!

No Soldiers

Our hotel has a no-soldier policy so you won’t have to feel bad about having never served in the military. If you are a hero and have served, simply lie about it and if we can’t guess you get in.

Aokigahara

LOCATION: Mount Fuji, Japan

BODY COUNT: Countless
(approx. 70 per year)

DESCRIPTION: Aokigahara also known as the Sea of Trees is a forest that lies at the base of Mount Fuji in Japan. The caverns found in this forest are rocky and ice-covered, even during summertime. It is an old forest reportedly haunted by many legends of monsters, ghosts, and goblins, which add to its sinister reputation.

RETARD TRIVIA: The bodies are brought down to the station, where a spare room is kept especially for such occasions. In this room are two beds: one for the corpse and one for someone to sleep next to the body for the first night. There is an annual search, consisting of a small army of police, volunteers and attendant journalists, began in 1970.

Golden Gate Bridge

LOCATION: San Francisco, California

BODY COUNT: Over 1,500
(approx. 30 per year)

DESCRIPTION: The Golden Gate Bridge had the longest suspension bridge span in the world when it was completed in 1937 and has become an internationally recognized symbol of San Francisco and California. As part of both U.S. Route 101 and State Route 1, it connects the city of San Francisco on the northern tip of the San Francisco Peninsula to Marin County.

RETARD TRIVIA: What makes the Golden Gate Bridge the top suicide bridge in the world is that it provides literally no barriers to suicidal impulses. The bridge also has, as Friend puts it, a "fatal grandeur" to it that attracts emotionally distraught people who seek out what they conceive of as a beautiful and even romantic death.

Niagara Falls

LOCATION: Ontario Canada / New York border

BODY COUNT: 2,780 known

(approx. 23 per year)

DESCRIPTION: Niagara Falls are massive waterfalls on the Niagara River, straddling the international border separating the Canadian province of Ontario and the U.S. state of New York. The massive 100 foot falls have over 3,600 feet of falls in two sections.

RETARD TRIVIA: The ladies love the Niagara Falls: 59 percent of the jumpers are male and 41 percent female, which is highly unusual, in that female suicides account for just 24 percent of the nationwide total.

Beachy Head

LOCATION: East Sussex, England, United Kingdom
BODY COUNT: About 500 suicides
(approx. 20 per year)

DESCRIPTION: Beachy Head is a chalk headland on the south coast of England, close to the town of Eastbourne in the county of East Sussex. The cliff there is the highest chalk sea cliff in Britain, rising to 162 m (530 ft) above sea level.

RETARD TRIVIA: A British Coastguard crew got the scare of a lifetime Monday when they were attempting to rescue a man who had reportedly jumped from an East Sussex “suicide spot” and narrowly missed being crushed by a car as it drove off the same 500 foot cliff and crashed on the rocks below only a few yards away.

Clifton Bridge

LOCATION: River Avon, Bristol UK

BODY COUNT: 1,000+
(approx. 4 a year after new barriers added)

DESCRIPTION: The Clifton Suspension Bridge is a suspension bridge built in 1864, spanning the Avon Gorge and linking Clifton in Bristol to Leigh Woods in North Somerset, England.

RETARD TRIVIA: In 1885, a 22-year-old woman named Sarah Ann Henley survived a fall from the bridge when her billowing skirts acted as a parachute, and subsequently lived into her eighties

Prince Edward Viaduct

LOCATION: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

BODY COUNT: over 400 suicides
but none since Luminous Veil suicide barrier in 2003

DESCRIPTION: The Prince Edward Viaduct System is the name of a bridge system in Toronto, Ontario, Canada that connects Bloor Street East, on the west side of the system, with Danforth Avenue on the east.

RETARD TRIVIA:With over 400 suicides, the Viaduct ranked as the second most fatal standing structure in the world, after the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco. A 1997 report from the Schizophrenia Society of Ontario cited the average of “one person jumping from the bridge every 22 days”. After years of controversy, the bridge’s reputation as a “suicide magnet” eventually led to the construction of a suicide barrier called the Luminous Veil. The bridge has had zero suicides since the construction of this suicide barrier.

Coronado Bridge

LOCATION: San Diego, California

BODY COUNT: more than 200 suicides

DESCRIPTION: The San Diego-Coronado Bridge, locally referred to as the Coronado Bridge, is a "prestressed concrete/steel" girder bridge, crossing over San Diego Bay in the United States, linking San Diego, California with Coronado, California. The bridge is signed as part of State Route 75.

RETARD TRIVIA: It is the third deadliest suicide bridge in the USA, between 1972 and 2000, more than 200 suicides occurred on the bridge

Eiffel Tower

LOCATION: Paris, France

BODY COUNT: 350-400 suicides

DESCRIPTION:Named after its designer, engineer Gustave Eiffel, the 325 meter Eiffel Tower is the tallest building in Paris and was completed in 1889. More than two hundred million have visited the tower since its construction making it the most visited paid monument in the world. When the tower was completed in 1889 it was the world’s tallest tower — a title it retained until 1930.

RETARD TRIVIA: The first suicide, a man hanged himself from one of the beams. In 90 years, there have been, according to the Police Préfecture or the media, 369 suicide attempts, of which two survived the 57 metre drop from the first floor, one being blown onto a rafter by the wind and the other landing on the roof of a car. The later was a young woman who after recovering, married the owner of the car.

Aurora Bridge

LOCATION: Seattle, Washington

BODY COUNT: Over 230 suicides

DESCRIPTION: The bridge was opened to traffic on February 27, 1932. It was accepted to the National Register of Historic Places in 1982. The bridge is a popular location for suicide jumpers and numerous reports have used the bridge as a case study in fields ranging from suicide prevention to the effects of prehospital care on trauma victims.

RETARD TRIVIA: The first suicide occurred in January 1932, when a shoe salesman leapt from the bridge before it was completed.

Jacques Cartier Bridge

LOCATION: Montreal, Quebec, Canada

BODY COUNT: Over 143 suicides

DESCRIPTION: The Jacques Cartier Bridge bridge crosses the Saint Lawrence River from Montreal Island, Montreal, Quebec to the south shore at Longueuil, Quebec, Canada. The bridge was opened in 1930 and approximately 35.4 million vehicle crossings annually making it the second busiest bridge in Canada,

RETARD TRIVIA: In 2004, a suicide prevention barrier was installed. Until then the bridge saw an average of 10 suicides a year.