Once upon a time there was a teenager who had outgrown all toys and thought things purchased in the children’s department or toy stores was beneath them. Then came China with their wonderful manufacturing techniques, low wages, oppressive government, ill-will towards the United States, and patent disregard for workplace safety and environmental policies that would make Dick Chaney feel squeamish.. This is where the story begins but definitely not where it will end. Continue Reading »
Getting into a I can go longer than you contest with women over sex is like getting into a thirst contest with a camel. There is no way short of castration that you can win this battle, it’s like your high school football team calling out the New England Patriots. You would have a better chance suiting up with a trash can lid and a toilet plunger then setting out to do battle with big rigs on the freeway. Continue Reading »
Far be it from me to make fun of a country whose currency isn’t losing value faster than Britney Spears loses weight between fat binges. American cars are riding the slow bus when compared to the Japanese auto industry as well, so when I see these concept cars it makes me wonder. Have the Japanese finally gone over the line with their new cars and just strayed into retard territory?
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Urine and poop aren’t just for tasteless pranks anymore. Kids need only a soda bottle and a balloon to converted sewage into a hallucinogenic drug. This has all the hallmarks of a good internet prank so local police might want to wait before going out and breaking up poop labs. Continue Reading »
The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.
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In what may be the most ironic product names of all time hello kitty from Sanrio is selling a vibrating massager on it’s online store. It was being marketed as a “shoulder massager” but just take a look at it…
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The kind people at scifi channel have been good enough to make a map correlating the US map with UFO reports. It raises some serious questions and some pretty retarded ones too. Continue Reading »
Researchers have developed an UAV that looks like a flying saucer and is being evaluated by the British and American armies for service. GFS Projects’ unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) can soar high in the air, hover, bank and fly over any terrain, making it ideal for military surveillance. A propeller mounted atop the two-foot-wide aircraft pushes air down over the saucer-shaped body, creating a broad cone of thrust extending outward. Continue Reading »
For decades men have been guilty of either exaggerating their own size or looking for ways to increase the dimensions of a certain body part. Now woman are actually paying up to twenty thousand dollars to their private parts enlarged. A Hollywood gynecologist has set up an institute specializing in the various procedures used to enhance the female organ. Continue Reading »
Greenpeace and PETA are about to get in a brawl over kangaroos. When Greenpeace isn’t out trying to prevent fishermen from harpooning whales they are suggesting Australians give up beef for kangaroo meat.
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09 Nov, 07 in Environmental, News, Retarded, Science 
Michael 
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