Where the UFO’s are

The kind people at scifi channel have been good enough to make a map correlating the US map with UFO reports. It raises some serious questions and some pretty retarded ones too. Continue Reading »

Flying saucers may soon be deployed to Iraq

Researchers have developed an UAV that looks like a flying saucer and is being evaluated by the British and American armies for service. GFS Projects’ unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) can soar high in the air, hover, bank and fly over any terrain, making it ideal for military surveillance. A propeller mounted atop the two-foot-wide aircraft pushes air down over the saucer-shaped body, creating a broad cone of thrust extending outward. Continue Reading »

Latest trend in plastic surgery: inflating women’s private parts

For decades men have been guilty of either exaggerating their own size or looking for ways to increase the dimensions of a certain body part. Now woman are actually paying up to twenty thousand dollars to their private parts enlarged. A Hollywood gynecologist has set up an institute specializing in the various procedures used to enhance the female organ. Continue Reading »

Greenpeace: save the planet by eating kangaroos

Greenpeace and PETA are about to get in a brawl over kangaroos. When Greenpeace isn’t out trying to prevent fishermen from harpooning whales they are suggesting Australians give up beef for kangaroo meat.
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Earth invasion has begun, run for your lives

Ok, well there haven’t been any aliens sited yet. A meteorite has left a 66 foot crater in Peru and dozens have fallen ill, several requiring oxygen and claiming to feel dizziness, scratchy throats and other ailments.
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What does 11 percent of the population believe?

Bush has proved himself to be a uniter after all, pretty much everyone has grown to dislike him over something. His approval ratings have been at or near historical lows for much of the last few years, but congress has been even more unpopular. Nearly a third as popular according to the latest polls, only 11 percent of the US population approves of their performance.
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Time to replace lightbulbs with jars

A ban on light bulbs on incandescent light bulbs on the horizon, their mercury filled fluorescent replacements are a concern for landfills. Fortunately there is an even more eco friendly alternative, sunlight jars. Continue Reading »

100 year old smoker mocks surgeon generals warning

Winnie Langley has been smoking since the 1914. I am pretty sure that the millions of cigarette tax dollars that Rob Reiner raised for anti smoking in California could buy a decent hit man. This old lady is a poster child for smokers and if Rob hears about this in between meals she’s a goner.

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Top 10 Reasons to have sex

Sex survey of 1549 college students has some interesting results. The top reason both men and women gave was that they were attracted to the other person. In fact, 20 of the 25 reasons given for having sex were the same for men and women.
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