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Why Star Trek would lose in Star Wars vs Star Trek fight

Star Trek vs Star WarsSure the economy is about to go into depression, the planet might probably be dying and wars are ravaging the world we live in, but is that really what we should be focusing on? With Superman still having a huge advantage over Batman despite going metro in the last movie, one question still needs answering. Who would win in a fight Star Wars or Star Trek?
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Humorless Apple pulls Baby Shaker iPhone game

iPhone Baby ShakerApple didn’t have the corporate resolve to keep one of the more entertaining games in it’s App Store. The “Baby Shaker” application let potential abusive parents to practice shaking their crying babies quiet.
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The most beautiful plain text email ever

The most beautiful plain text email everSpam. I’m tired of spam. I like phishing attempts because I find it a challene to outsmart the person attempting to outsmart me. Of course, sometimes love is just one spam message away… Continue Reading »

A retards guide to video sites

Video sites Every other teenager with a Macintosh computer has turned into a video production idiot. So what happens to the millions of videos that are created by the millions of retards? With so many people making videos and nearly every person being some sort of attention whore it’s impossible for just one over-hyped website to be popular. Enjoy a quick walkthrough of the more popular and well known video sites along with some statistics that aren’t commonly known.

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It’s game time

Oprah retirement Playing games has been around since the first caveman found a rock and started throwing it at other cavemen. What today is referred to as dodgeball use to be dodgerock, but what about less physical games that only require an Internet connection and fingers not too dirty from eating Fritos and Nerds.
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Life was better when phishing was spelled with an F

Life was better when phishing was spelled with an FPlease poke out one of my eyes and take me to wherever the blind people live, I think that I would make a good king. I know that wherever I ruled, the word phishing would be spelled only with the letter F and whoever stole my money from Sterling Savings Bank would be put to death. The worst part is that I had saved all my recycled cans/bottles money in the local Sterling bank. Continue Reading »

Awesome new Lego Death Star

Lego Death StarIn a couple of weeks you can get one of the coolest lego sets of all time – The 10188 Death Star. The round kit has three separate levels with 24 minifigures and sections representing the major parts of the Death Star from the original Star Wars movies (pre Jar-Jar).
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A retard’s guide to nerd income

A retard's guide to nerd incomeYou are a nerd, live in your parent’s basement (or attic if you live in the Western United States), and you need to prove social stature to your nerd friends that you are better than they are. Well, you could either watch NUMB3RS and laugh along with me at their antiquated mathematical equations, or you could sell your life and soul. Continue Reading »

Facebook is for anti-semitics

Anti-semitic facebook An anti-Israeli Facebook group is being eradicated by a secret group being called the JIDF (Jewish Internet Defense Force) being led by “John Cohen”. Of course, the JIDF hasn’t commented on whether they have any Israeli Special Forces training, but chances are Cohen peed himself at a Bar Mitzvah.

The JIDF took control of the “Israel is not a country! Delist it from Facebook as a country” Facebook group and is steadily deleting its members. Cohen’s anti-(anti-semitic) group and has since grown in popularity, with a following of over 60,000 members as of July 31, 2008. Continue Reading »

Dell support very very no good thank you very much

Dell support headachesKarma is the concept of “action” or “deed” in Indian religions understood as that which causes the entire cycle of cause and effect described in some philosophies. You have all heard of someone that has done something good and mentioned karma coming back on them and rewarding them. After you read this, you will have a story about someone that karma hates –> me! Continue Reading »

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