Sure five million for a four bedroom smallish apartment would probably be not such a bad deal in New York city but the Trilobis 65 Floating Home doesn’t exist. It’s one of those vaporware products that companies without real products make shiny pictures of and pretend to sell without making any of them. Sort of like a company that has imaginary friends, like the retard empire. Continue Reading »
There is little questioning the recognizability of the American born and bred, Chevrolet Corvette. Whether you are a car aficionado or just a school age boy able to recognize the difference between a girl and a boy, the Corvette has a history to be proud about, until N2A gets a hold of it. Continue Reading »
What do you get when you combine modern art with the movie transformers? Well you get a multi million dollar disco ball called the cloud, because London doesn’t have enough clouds on it’s own…. Continue Reading »
Sure actual sports are cool, but what could be more fun than some guy pretending to win at every major Olympic sport in less than two minutes. In the real Olympics they can’t even announce the winners of something in under two minutes and now has more medaled events than countries in the world. This video was all I needed to watch of the Japanese Chinese Olympics, so I’m good ’til 2012, besides with better drug testing who is going to break a world record at any of the good sports anyway. Continue Reading »
I don’t much like spam. I know, you all would agree with me and say that you get a lot of spam and don’t like it either. The difference is that one of my menial jobs is to go through pre-classified spam for executives of the company I work at and verify that the emails marked as spam are really spam. So what would you do if you just kept reading through spam? Have a little fun with it.. me too.
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Few in Hollywood know the TV show 24 was originally set for it’s debut in 1994 but without Kiefer Sutherland and cooler technology not available until years later the show never made it beyond a poorly done pilot. In a world with clunky cell phones, slow internet connections and pay phones the fast action was slowed to the point of near comedy. The next time you see Jack Bauer beating a confession out of a terrorist just take a minute to thank all the nerd toys that action get compressed into 24 hours. Continue Reading »
Only you and almost thirty thousand like you can save Wiki. No not the Wiki the killer whale from Marineland in France, the online dictionary where people can change history to implicate various people with assassinating John F Kennedy. What is it that Wiki wants to do with your cash you ask? Continue Reading »
Kevin Colvin, former intern at Anglo Irish Bank emailed into work about a family emergency. Then after making what can only be described as a terrifying costume choice fairy Kevin posted pictures of himself on his facebook account. One of his co workers was kind enough to make his superiors aware of his Halloween activities.
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Proton the Malaysian car maker is set to begin production of a car built specifically for Muslims. The car will come complete with a compass to indicate the direction of Mecca for prayers and a compartment to house the Koran and prayer scarves, not sure if this will be in addition to or just a clever marketing term for the glove compartment. Continue Reading »
Someone who wishes to remain anonymous (Robert Stevens from San Antonio, TX) told me about a site which would allow me to email myself, in the future. When in the future you ask? Well according to the online web form, I can email myself on any date from January 1, 2007 through December 31, 2037. Of course there are some problems with this idea.
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25 Feb, 08 in Retarded, Science, Technerd 
Jerome 
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