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Top ten politically incorrect sources of pollution

Top 10 politically incorrect ways to save the planetSure everyone is willing to go blame Hummers, oil companies, rich people building in pristine places and styrofoam for ruining the planet but what about the less politically correct sources of pollution. Let’s put everything on the table and be willing to go beyond the bumper stickers and make the hard choices necessary to save this planet of ours.
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How many cannibals could you feed?

Cannibal FeedSure when that old guy comes on TV late at night and asks you to feed starving children somewhere maybe it should take into account there are starving cannibals in the world. You might wonder while watching a zombie movie or just staring at yourself in the mirror how many cannibals could I feed – well wonder no more… Continue Reading »

Should you drop MySpace for thoughts?

thoughts.com wants you to share your thoughts. Seems pretty inviting. The idea of the site starts out like blogger.com or typepad.com or wordpress.org, but separates itself from other blogging sites with one sentence which almost seems obscured in the signup process, “When you sign up for a free blog and start posting, you will have an instant audience”. I’m now paying attention. Continue Reading »

Retards use machine gun to cut down trees

Retard tree cutterOne of the coolest shows on TV is Mythbusters and in one of the cooler things they did was cut down a tree with a mini gun. Sure non-retarded people use an ax or a chainsaw but when you have a machine gun that fires thousands of rounds a minute why waste the effort. Continue Reading »

One domain name that should be illegal

I realize that nearly everyone in this world wants to make money. I also know that most people are willing to cheat and lie and scam for money, which is their right… usually. But when something comes across my email in order to phish or attempt to scam, things get annoying. So, now I’m annoyed. Continue Reading »

Facebook voted #1 by Megan’s Law violators

I’m not saying that I use FaceBook everyday (sometimes the public library is closed so I can’t get on a computer). When I can get on the computer I take every opportunity to find myself more imaginary friends. This time, I was able to find a new friend that not only was on Facebook but was on one of their applications, Have Sex. I don’t know what to say, but maybe… COUNT ME IN! Continue Reading »

Vaporware product of the month: 5 million dollar 4 bedroom underwater house

Vaporware subSure five million for a four bedroom smallish apartment would probably be not such a bad deal in New York city but the Trilobis 65 Floating Home doesn’t exist. It’s one of those vaporware products that companies without real products make shiny pictures of and pretend to sell without making any of them. Sort of like a company that has imaginary friends, like the retard empire. Continue Reading »

Corvette designer rolling, over in his grave

There is little questioning the recognizability of the American born and bred, Chevrolet Corvette. Whether you are a car aficionado or just a school age boy able to recognize the difference between a girl and a boy, the Corvette has a history to be proud about, until N2A gets a hold of it. Continue Reading »

World’s most expensive disco ball

Multi million dollar disco ballWhat do you get when you combine modern art with the movie transformers? Well you get a multi million dollar disco ball called the cloud, because London doesn’t have enough clouds on it’s own…. Continue Reading »

First recorded Japanese basketball dunk / Olympic video

Asian OlympicsSure actual sports are cool, but what could be more fun than some guy pretending to win at every major Olympic sport in less than two minutes. In the real Olympics they can’t even announce the winners of something in under two minutes and now has more medaled events than countries in the world. This video was all I needed to watch of the Japanese Chinese Olympics, so I’m good ’til 2012, besides with better drug testing who is going to break a world record at any of the good sports anyway. Continue Reading »

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