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Car maker to begin producing car made just for Muslims - the Muslim Mobile

Muslim MobileProton the Malaysian car maker is set to begin production of a car built specifically for Muslims. The car will come complete with a compass to indicate the direction of Mecca for prayers and a compartment to house the Koran and prayer scarves, not sure if this will be in addition to or just a clever marketing term for the glove compartment. Continue Reading »

Email yourself later

email yourself laterSomeone who wishes to remain anonymous (Robert Stevens from San Antonio, TX) told me about a site which would allow me to email myself, in the future. When in the future you ask? Well according to the online web form, I can email myself on any date from January 1, 2007 through December 31, 2037. Of course there are some problems with this idea.
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Human race splitting off into 2 different species

Two SpeciesThe human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.
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Where the UFO’s are

UFOThe kind people at scifi channel have been good enough to make a map correlating the US map with UFO reports. It raises some serious questions and some pretty retarded ones too. Continue Reading »

Cool iphone mod

iPhone modI have no inclination to buy an iPhone, nothing against macs but if I wanted to stare at something covered in smudges I would start fingering my monitor. This guy took his iPhone re-painted all of the apple logos for some unknown reason. Continue Reading »

23 retarded friends lowering the IQ of six billion

Retard ThumbToday while I was surfing the web when I really should have been working I found an utterly retarded site and decided it needed help. The ‘6 billion’ people webpage only had 43 people on it so I decided to add myself 23 times. Now beyond the two pictures of myself I needed to come up with 21 of my friends to help contribute to this site. Continue Reading »

UK Microsoft Jackpot Lottery winner

#I’m going to retire. I never thought this day would come, but I won a lottery! I know that soon all of my family and friends and friends of friends will start talking to me again and acknowledge that I’m alive (I miss you mommy!) because of my new found wealth. Though I haven’t found out how to collect yet. Continue Reading »

Flying saucers may soon be deployed to Iraq

Flying SaucerResearchers have developed an UAV that looks like a flying saucer and is being evaluated by the British and American armies for service. GFS Projects’ unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) can soar high in the air, hover, bank and fly over any terrain, making it ideal for military surveillance. A propeller mounted atop the two-foot-wide aircraft pushes air down over the saucer-shaped body, creating a broad cone of thrust extending outward. Continue Reading »

Hillary Clinton admits “Country Can’t afford” a million of her good ideas

Afford HillaryIn what might have been an accidental moment of candid honesty presidential candidate Hillary Clinton admitted the country could not afford her million good ideas. It’s not that giving out billions of dollars to fight every perceived wrong is a bad idea or that people who are fiscally conservative don’t want to spend money on the poor, it’s just a bunch of really good billion dollar ideas add up. Continue Reading »

Greenpeace: save the planet by eating kangaroos

kangaroo meatGreenpeace and PETA are about to get in a brawl over kangaroos. When Greenpeace isn’t out trying to prevent fishermen from harpooning whales they are suggesting Australians give up beef for kangaroo meat.
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