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I don’t much like spam. I know, you all would agree with me and say that you get a lot of spam and don’t like it either. The difference is that one of my menial jobs is to go through pre-classified spam for executives of the company I work at and verify that the emails marked as spam are really spam. So what would you do if you just kept reading through spam? Have a little fun with it.. me too.
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TV show 24 failed pilot from 1994

Failed 24 PilotFew in Hollywood know the TV show 24 was originally set for it’s debut in 1994 but without Kiefer Sutherland and cooler technology not available until years later the show never made it beyond a poorly done pilot. In a world with clunky cell phones, slow internet connections and pay phones the fast action was slowed to the point of near comedy. The next time you see Jack Bauer beating a confession out of a terrorist just take a minute to thank all the nerd toys that action get compressed into 24 hours. Continue Reading »

22,173 save Wiki

Donate WikiOnly you and almost thirty thousand like you can save Wiki. No not the Wiki the killer whale from Marineland in France, the online dictionary where people can change history to implicate various people with assassinating John F Kennedy. What is it that Wiki wants to do with your cash you ask? Continue Reading »

Facebook costs fairy a job

Fired fairyKevin Colvin, former intern at Anglo Irish Bank emailed into work about a family emergency. Then after making what can only be described as a terrifying costume choice fairy Kevin posted pictures of himself on his facebook account. One of his co workers was kind enough to make his superiors aware of his Halloween activities.
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Car maker to begin producing car made just for Muslims – the Muslim Mobile

Muslim MobileProton the Malaysian car maker is set to begin production of a car built specifically for Muslims. The car will come complete with a compass to indicate the direction of Mecca for prayers and a compartment to house the Koran and prayer scarves, not sure if this will be in addition to or just a clever marketing term for the glove compartment. Continue Reading »

Email yourself later

email yourself laterSomeone who wishes to remain anonymous (Robert Stevens from San Antonio, TX) told me about a site which would allow me to email myself, in the future. When in the future you ask? Well according to the online web form, I can email myself on any date from January 1, 2007 through December 31, 2037. Of course there are some problems with this idea.
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Human race splitting off into 2 different species

Two SpeciesThe human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.
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Where the UFO’s are

UFOThe kind people at scifi channel have been good enough to make a map correlating the US map with UFO reports. It raises some serious questions and some pretty retarded ones too. Continue Reading »

Cool iphone mod

iPhone modI have no inclination to buy an iPhone, nothing against macs but if I wanted to stare at something covered in smudges I would start fingering my monitor. This guy took his iPhone re-painted all of the apple logos for some unknown reason. Continue Reading »

23 retarded friends lowering the IQ of six billion

Retard ThumbToday while I was surfing the web when I really should have been working I found an utterly retarded site and decided it needed help. The ‘6 billion’ people webpage only had 43 people on it so I decided to add myself 23 times. Now beyond the two pictures of myself I needed to come up with 21 of my friends to help contribute to this site. Continue Reading »

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