Man to have 33 pound tumor removed from face

31 Year old Huang Chuncai of China suffers from the world’s most extreme recorded case of neurofibroma, But now doctors in southern China are preparing to carry out an operation the thirty-one-year-old hopes will transform his future.
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SUV vs Compact

Do you like a nice traffic causing car crashes as much as I do?  If you don’t, stay the hell off the following freeways: 101, 405, 5, 91, 1, 133, 26, 23, 118, 134 … oh hell, just move to someplace that only has farm equipment. Continue Reading »

Flamingos are Democrats

Carlos and Fernando, two gay flamingos recently adopted a chick in England. These horny little pink bastards are frequently into same sex couples, threesomes, and even foursomes. Next time you see a flamingo doing a wing dance be ready, it frequently leads to an all out flamingo orgy.

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United 300 - Spartan Passengers vs Terrorists

What would happen if Spartans were on a plane taken over by terrorists? Would be even funnier if the terrorists were less politically correct but still very funny.
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Amazon Sells Pornographic Coloring Books

Here are at RZone we don’t use language like this but we will show a book that Amazon is selling on it’s website. Kinda shocked that Amazon would be selling a coloring book where you color in girl’s private parts. This does seem a bit off color for a company like Amazon especially when they refuse to stock my favorite magazine Busty Midgets.
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Have You Seen This Chair?

In today’s office prank we decided to annoy our self-appointed “operations manager” / parking space designator. She is always going insane and yelling at anyone who uses one of her beloved conference room chairs. So early this morning we stole all of them and put up missing posters throughout the office.
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Free Mummy With Every Home

A bank in Spain auctioned a house without ever bothering to take a look inside. Apparently the previous owner who had not been seen in six years was mummified where she fell. I think I’d rather get the free toaster, but that a mummy could always come in handy during Halloween and scaring neighborhood kids from playing on your lawn…
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