The recent fire at Universal Studios has provided a unique marketing challenge, how do you market a theme park that has recently suffered catastrophic fire damage? Well those clever Hollywood marketing types have risen the challenge and pulled a new marketing campaign from the ashes jokingly referred to by some as a fire sale.
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Other popular websites have translated their virtual success into real life brick and mortar storefronts, and retardzone is no different. We have now launched a physical storefront self contained snack food cash transaction device also known as a vending machine.
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Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain’s Wiki entry was defaced today where the war hero’s open dictionary biography was replaced by a one paragraph rant form an Obama supporter. The defacement referred to McCain as a crazy old guy who cheated on his handicapped wife. Continue Reading »
Haven’t you ever wanted to move to a tropical island paradise – well if you have a few million dollars there is one in Fiji for sale. The 1 mile long island is for sale, complete with a resort (some assembly required.) I have seen various prices for the island ranging from 20-25 million, but with the recent real estate slump you could probably get it for less.
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Iraq war veteran Justin Lampert, was the first to tackle the shooter at the Las Vegas hotel New York, New York. Cool story, this guy was enjoying himself on vacation and ran towards the guy everyone was running away from.
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Pretoria, South Africa –
A robber killed his accomplice and wounded a spaza (ghetto version of 7-11) shop owner they were robbing at Mamelodi East in Pretoria, police said on Thursday.
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Norcross resident Christ Everhart took his three boys on their first camping trip to the Chattahoochee National Forest last weekend. There, a 300 pound bear set her sights on their cooler. But when Chris’ son distracted the wild animal, the bear dropped the cooler and headed for the 6-year-old boy.
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31 Year old Huang Chuncai of China suffers from the world’s most extreme recorded case of neurofibroma, But now doctors in southern China are preparing to carry out an operation the thirty-one-year-old hopes will transform his future.
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Do you like a nice traffic causing car crashes as much as I do? If you don’t, stay the hell off the following freeways: 101, 405, 5, 91, 1, 133, 26, 23, 118, 134 … oh hell, just move to someplace that only has farm equipment. Continue Reading »
Carlos and Fernando, two gay flamingos recently adopted a chick in England. These horny little pink bastards are frequently into same sex couples, threesomes, and even foursomes. Next time you see a flamingo doing a wing dance be ready, it frequently leads to an all out flamingo orgy.
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