Cactus diving is the latest in a long line of retarded sports, and simply requires a patch of cactus and the desire to be completely retarded.Sure there are tons of retarded sports out there like curling, speed-walking, one-man wrestling, and of course the special olympics all qualify but this is pure retardation Continue Reading »
02 Apr, 08 in Retarded, Video 
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The only thing faker than wrestling is Lindsay Lohan’s rack is wrestling, and since it’s all choreographed anyway why not make it slightly more believable and wrestle an imaginary opponent. One part mime one part Hulk Hogan and throw in some Japanese for flavor and you have yourself some invisible wrestling. I am so betting on the transparent one next time with my underground wrestling bookie. Continue Reading »
07 Mar, 08 in Humor, Video Jerome No Comments »
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Take a car and mount the seats eight feet in the air hanging in front of the car and you have yourself a death trap roller coaster of fun. Continue Reading »
05 Mar, 08 in Humor, Video Jerome 3 Comments »
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Take a couple white people who are sure pretty sure they can break dance and or have regular seizures, a Delorean car, and a video camera for the aforementioned epileptic attention starved morons and you have a recipe for disaster. Fortunately no one was killed in the filming of this video, but behavior like this should not be tolerated and if you see something like this call the police. Or better yet just bust a cap, oh wait skip the cap gun just use a shotgun. Continue Reading »
03 Mar, 08 in Humor, Retarded, Video Jerome No Comments »
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One of the coolest shows on TV is Mythbusters and in one of the cooler things they did was cut down a tree with a mini gun. Sure non-retarded people use an ax or a chainsaw but when you have a machine gun that fires thousands of rounds a minute why waste the effort. Continue Reading »
29 Feb, 08 in Humor, Technerd, Video Jerome No Comments »
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Sure it’s fun to hire the handicapped but when you do you might want to get some more insurance and be sure to have plenty of video tape. Here is a short video showing what happens when a retard drives a tow truck… Continue Reading »
27 Feb, 08 in Retarded, Video Jerome No Comments »
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Kevin Armstrong is a brave little 12 year old with acute Solumoristosis, an extremely rare genetic deformity that horribly disfigures his facial appearance. This is the heart warming documentary focuses on how the boy overcomes his handicap and perseveres in a society that places so much emphasis on physical appearance. Continue Reading »
27 Feb, 08 in Retarded, Video Jerome No Comments »
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Sure the female part can be a little intimidating and battling odor down there is a cottage industry. Now there is a product to make that scary part fun for everyone. With eleven scented glitter color packs you can decorate your very own smiley face down there with Clitter! Continue Reading »
26 Feb, 08 in Humor, Retarded, Video Jerome No Comments »
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Sure we all can’t win the gold, but competing for let’s say the women’s track team would buy you at least three seconds on your mile. In the army chicks only had to run at a brisk walk to pass their physical requirements tests (guess the bad guys need to be told not to chase women at full speed). So if we’re going to have steroids in professional sports and co-ed bathrooms let’s cheat our way to the gold… Continue Reading »
20 Feb, 08 in Pranks, Retarded, Video Jerome No Comments »
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People who berate employees at Laundrymats fail to take into consideration that the Chinese have a thousand years of kung fu in their blood. You can only push them so far before they bust out a can of bruce lee whoop ass. This video is great it reminds me of the printer beat down scene in office space, one of the all time great cinematic moments. Continue Reading »
07 Feb, 08 in Humor, Retarded, Video Jerome No Comments »
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