Office Space in Legos

Office Space is not only the greatest movie of all time, for some it’s a way of life. And what better way to celebrate anything than recreate it in Legos or velvet paintings.
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Man contemplating suicide gets a helpful push off bridge

A Chinese man heavily in debt spent five hours blocking traffic when finally a passer by got fed up and pushed him off the bridge he was considering jumping from.
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Jealous crane operator use cheating wife’s boat as wrecking ball

Sure it’s as fake as Lindsey Lohan’s rack and has equally bad acting, but still it’s decently entertaining. Besides unless you live in my trailer park you don’t see stuff like this everyday.
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Butt Hole Road comes to an end

One road in South Yorkshire (the one in England not the pudding) was so sick of being the butt of jokes that it was forced to change it’s name. After internet postings the sign had become famous and tourists would bare themselves in front of the sign for pictures.
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10 worst status messages guaranteed to cost you friends

Status messages are a little window into your world, telling people hey you aren’t that bad be my friend. Fortunately for you we’ve compiled a list of status messages that will cull the politically correct, overly sensitive and humorless from your friends list….

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Why Star Trek would lose in Star Wars vs Star Trek fight

Sure the economy is about to go into depression, the planet might probably be dying and wars are ravaging the world we live in, but is that really what we should be focusing on? With Superman still having a huge advantage over Batman despite going metro in the last movie, one question still needs answering. Who would win in a fight Star Wars or Star Trek?
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Poor black & white people united by bad furniture

Poor people of all colors and creeds can’t afford to buy furniture, appliances or electronics with their bad credit. That’s where the Red House Furniture Store of High Point North Carolina comes in…
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10 biggest tattoo mistakes

Tattoos are like people, there are countless different types and some of them are so annoying you wish you could just burn them off the face of the planet. At RetardZone our researchers came up with the ten most annoying categories of tattoos using Google and countless hours they should have been working during…

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Retard Road Trip: Drive 2,000 miles for a hamburger

Some people make pilgrimages to holy sites, or historical places or crap like that. Others travel across the country to see Graceland or drive 978 miles for a greasy burger served by chicks dressed like naughty nurses. Last weekend I left a celebrity sized carbon footprint and took an old fashioned road trip to Phoenix Arizona for a totally decent burger.
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Eco-friendly vibrator helps save environment one crank at a time

Batteries create a whole host of problems for our struggling planet from zinc which is extremely polluting to mine, to their manufacture and disposal issues. So that’s why the green company earth angel ‘comes’ in to make the planet a little better for everyone with the world’s first environmentally friendly vibrator…
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