The National Thoroughbred Racing Association was sent scrambling for a solution following the Eight Belles’ fatal breakdown in the Kentucky Derby. Race officials have decided on a similar approach used by the NFL where carts take injured players off the field for treatment. In this case the thoroughbreds horses usually weigh upwards of 1,200 pounds and a much more substantial vehicle was required.
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I’ll admit it.. Not only am I a Retard (and proud to be) but I’m dealing with increasing credit card debt. Between supporting single moms (ya, you know what I mean) and paying for things I have no reason to buy, like the World’s funniest candy jar, I’ve spent a little more money than I’ve earned. I don’t think it’s a big deal though, I’ll just apply for another credit card to pay the other ones off. Read More »
Karma is the concept of “action” or “deed” in Indian religions understood as that which causes the entire cycle of cause and effect described in some philosophies. You have all heard of someone that has done something good and mentioned karma coming back on them and rewarding them. After you read this, you will have a story about someone that karma hates –> me! Read More »
Sure all guys want to date a supermodel but there is something called supply and demand. There are only so many really hot girls to go around, and because of this there is competition. How do you stack up against other guys, and do you deserve to have a 10 or a 3 - take this test and find out. Read More »
Sure everyone is willing to go blame Hummers, oil companies, rich people building in pristine places and styrofoam for ruining the planet but what about the less politically correct sources of pollution. Let’s put everything on the table and be willing to go beyond the bumper stickers and make the hard choices necessary to save this planet of ours.
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02 Apr, 08 in Environmental, Rants, Technerd 
Jerome
Cactus diving is the latest in a long line of retarded sports, and simply requires a patch of cactus and the desire to be completely retarded.Sure there are tons of retarded sports out there like curling, speed-walking, one-man wrestling, and of course the special olympics all qualify but this is pure retardation Read More »
When you’re let’s say a governor surfing the web and looking for a professional woman there are many things to consider in finding the right vendor. You can go on looks, personality, physical features, but what about brains? Admitted to Oxford University at the age of 13 Sufiah Yusof is now available for about $260 bucks. Read More »
Sure things are bad but how bad are they in your neighborhood? The Federal Reserve has come out with this very cool database complete with dynamic flash mapping so you can track the mortgage meltdown. Read More »
Dutch parliament member Geert Wilders has caused a huge controversy with his film Fitna on the Quran. The video was banned by it’s American web host Network Solutions and cannot be shown on TV in the Netherlands. Watch it and see what all the fun is about. Warning: some graphic images.
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Sure when that old guy comes on TV late at night and asks you to feed starving children somewhere maybe it should take into account there are starving cannibals in the world. You might wonder while watching a zombie movie or just staring at yourself in the mirror how many cannibals could I feed - well wonder no more… Read More »
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