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Economic threat level to replace terror level

Presidential Economic Threat AdvisoryWashington, DC — Today the White House unveiled it’s Economic Threat Level replacing the former administration’s infamous Terror Threat Level. Critics hailed the new system which will track the administrations assessment of financial risks to the nation. White House press secretary Robert Gibbs was quoted as saying the shift in policy shows the new administration’s focus on the economy.
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Behind the music: 10 most unlucky presidential pets

Unlucky Presidential Pets First pooch Bo may be getting star treatment being the first presidential pet in the Obama white house but not all presidential pets see happy endings. Here are the ten most unfortunate first pets and what went wrong.

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Eating from the dead: top 10 deceased food icons

Eating the dead It’s not really cannibalism but there’s a very good chance you’re eating the dead (well not literally but it’s the job of the new press to jump to conclusions.) Some of the biggest names in food aren’t as fresh as their frozen food. Here’s the ten biggest names in food branding who aren’t letting death slow them down…

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Burger King into square backsides

Burger King into Square ButtsThe Burger King is cool, not as cool as the Jack in the box clown head guy but at least you don’t have to bow to him. The King will not only give you “back” but he’ll dig it even if it’s square.

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FDA’s 3 second rule on acceptable filth

Acceptable levels of filth A little filth won’t kill you and apparently the FDA has it’s own version of the "3 second rule" known as "The Food Defect Action Levels: Levels of Natural or Unavoidable Defects in Foods That Present No Health Hazards for Humans."Find out just how much rodent excrement is good for your chocolate, peanut butter or fruit juice.

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Obama explains away bow to King Abdullah

Obama didnt bow to Kind Abdullah To the untrained eye it may have appeared that Obama had bowed to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia at a G-20 meeting in London. The White House is denying that this was the case and here are some spin possible explanations for what actually happened…

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Obama administration considering spending billions on geoengineering

Geoengineering Scam The president’s new science adviser said Wednesday that global warming is so dire, the Obama administration is discussing radical technologies to cool Earth’s air. Geoengineering or planetary engineering would involve the deliberate modification of Earth’s environment on a large scale "to suit human needs and promote habitability." Here are some of the leading methods of Geoengineering being discussed…
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Glenn Beck predicts apocalypse

Glenn Beck predicts apocolypseIt’s always nice when TV personalities predict things like world series winners or win to sell your house. It’s even cooler when they go nuts like Olbermann does almost every night. This one is a cartoon and really didn’t happen but it’s still pretty cool.
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Baseball’s Hall of Fame steroid team

Baseball All-time steroid team Enshrined in Baseball’s Hall of Fame are some of the great mementos in the sport’s history including uniforms, balls and even chairs. With the steroid era of baseball maybe Canton should make room for some syringes and our all-time steroid team.

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10 Reasons BINGO should be banned

BINGO should be bannedSure BINGO sounds innocent, but this invidious sport is taking a heavy toll on society and should be made illegal or heavily taxed like other forms of gambling. Sure it’s not as bad as toddler fighting but it’s only slightly more humane than organized goldfish fighting.
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